"Real" Women

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Real women: women who are not altered by cosmetic surgery,women who are non-celebrities without the aid of personal trainers,chefs,make up artists,air brushing and all those other tricks used to make average "real"women feel bad about themselves and buy their products because we'll all be ugly without them.Average women with jobs,kids,school,lives to live.

    That is the spirit in which it was intended on the other thread in an attempt to support the OP.

    And I think you all really know that.

    So if I have breast cancer and have reconstruction surgery, I am now not a real women based on your standards? Ok.

    That's assine.What a bunch of extremists! I obviously have to put this as simplistically as possible.

    Women who are not media created for a false ideal of beauty that is not attainable by the average, real woman.

    When you say you have to put it "simplistically", are you saying that the rest of us are stupid, or are you just moving the goal posts?
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Real Woman

    Who's paying to have the springs in that truck replaced? I know full well that it's only a 1/4 ton, and I am pretty sure they are exceeding that by quite a bit.

    IDK sure as hell wouldn't be me. lol
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I have a blow up doll and I treat her like a real woman.

    ROFL...that is bad.
  • This is everyone on myfitnesspal message boards :sad:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    And the breast cancer statement,Completely out of line.You have NO idea what your talking about with that one.

    I do.
  • HMVOL7409
    HMVOL7409 Posts: 1,588 Member
    Real women: women who are not altered by cosmetic surgery,women who are non-celebrities without the aid of personal trainers,chefs,make up artists,air brushing and all those other tricks used to make average "real"women feel bad about themselves and buy their products because we'll all be ugly without them.Average women with jobs,kids,school,lives to live.

    That is the spirit in which it was intended on the other thread in an attempt to support the OP.

    And I think you all really know that.

    So if I have breast cancer and have reconstruction surgery, I am now not a real women based on your standards? Ok.

    That's assine.What a bunch of extremists! I obviously have to put this as simplistically as possible.

    Women who are not media created for a false ideal of beauty that is not attainable by the average, real woman.

    When you say you have to put it "simplistically", are you saying that the rest of us are stupid, or are you just moving the goal posts?

    Nope, we are all wrong, stupid and have no clue what we are talking about. It's ok, I'm not real anyways!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    There is only one legitimate way to authenticate the identity of a "real" woman....

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    Video of demonstration:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gmF_yXQkVh0

    Burn her!!!
  • Real women: women who are not altered by cosmetic surgery,women who are non-celebrities without the aid of personal trainers,chefs,make up artists,air brushing and all those other tricks used to make average "real"women feel bad about themselves and buy their products because we'll all be ugly without them.Average women with jobs,kids,school,lives to live.

    That is the spirit in which it was intended on the other thread in an attempt to support the OP.

    And I think you all really know that.

    So if I have breast cancer and have reconstruction surgery, I am now not a real women based on your standards? Ok.

    That's assine.What a bunch of extremists! I obviously have to put this as simplistically as possible.

    Women who are not media created for a false ideal of beauty that is not attainable by the average, real woman.

    Lol. Not an extremist just going off of what you yourself wrote! Someone who is cosmetically altered is not a real woman to you.

    ooOOOOOOoooooohhhh so I don't have to wait six months until i'm skinny to be fake. It starts now due to the tummy tuck my hernia surgeon suggested and I happily took him up on. Thanks. Glad to know you agree already with my husband that I am not a real woman because I can't turn over a fried egg without breaking the yolk. You may have you're own reasons for considering me less than "real" and wait for it....in 6 short months everyone I know will agree with you since I will be thin enough for my natural and apparently offensive beauty to shine through and leave me open to any manner of insults and criticisms because thin people don't have feelings nor ears and are fair game for jabs, and whispers behind the back right? Thanks a lot looking forward to it even more now. Thanks a lot. Feel a whole lot better losing weight isn't gonna change things for me, now I'm free to continue my dieting and working out with no fear of becoming less than "real" since I'm already fake. More liberating than bra burning I think, wasn't there, can only guess.

    I hate to play interference here. While you may both feel justified in your beliefs, don't take things personally. Sharp words are going to make everyone and do nothing for you both. It maybe, just the internet but tearing each other down keeps both party stagnant and arguing instead of actually debating, peacefully on a support site contradicts its purpose and ruins the fun for everyone. I advise both parties to, please, cease and desist before this becomes a mud flinging fest and find somewhere new and forget about this place and the situation. So let's be cool, please? ^_^
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Real women: women who are not altered by cosmetic surgery,women who are non-celebrities without the aid of personal trainers,chefs,make up artists,air brushing and all those other tricks used to make average "real"women feel bad about themselves and buy their products because we'll all be ugly without them.Average women with jobs,kids,school,lives to live.

    That is the spirit in which it was intended on the other thread in an attempt to support the OP.

    And I think you all really know that.

    Damn, now I have to go tell my wife that she's not a real woman after having her boobs cosmetically rebuilt after having them chopped off due to breast cancer.

    man, you're pulling my heart strings today.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    This is better then to watch politicians arguing. What a drama. We women can make a fight, thats for sure, real or no real. :wink:


    You got that right! Glad I'm wearing my padded bra.

    Pics or.....well, you know the rest.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Potato
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Real women: women who are not altered by cosmetic surgery,women who are non-celebrities without the aid of personal trainers,chefs,make up artists,air brushing and all those other tricks used to make average "real"women feel bad about themselves and buy their products because we'll all be ugly without them.Average women with jobs,kids,school,lives to live.

    That is the spirit in which it was intended on the other thread in an attempt to support the OP.

    And I think you all really know that.

    Damn, now I have to go tell my wife that she's not a real woman after having her boobs cosmetically rebuilt after having them chopped off due to breast cancer.

    man, you're pulling my heart strings today.

    I'm not normally like this...I had traffic court this morning. :laugh:
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Ok - the marketing ploy is common to just about everwhere and is just not a women's issue. It's used universally to make you feel bad about your state in life and the only way to get beyond that is to buy the product. Religion uses it, politicians use it, and I dare say even Santa Claus uses it.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    I agree with the OP 100% and add to that the fact that I never seen women that have reached their goals post about being a "real" woman or a "fake" woman. These women that post topics like this are just trying to find ways to justify them not putting in the work. They are looking for just one more excuse to be unhealthy.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Holy crap, I just realized that those Calvin Klien underwear models must not be real men.
  • Holy crap, I just realized that those Calvin Klien underwear models must not be real men.

    no.... no there not!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Real women: women who are not altered by cosmetic surgery,women who are non-celebrities without the aid of personal trainers,chefs,make up artists,air brushing and all those other tricks used to make average "real"women feel bad about themselves and buy their products because we'll all be ugly without them.Average women with jobs,kids,school,lives to live.

    That is the spirit in which it was intended on the other thread in an attempt to support the OP.

    And I think you all really know that.

    Damn, now I have to go tell my wife that she's not a real woman after having her boobs cosmetically rebuilt after having them chopped off due to breast cancer.

    man, you're pulling my heart strings today.

    I'm not normally like this...I had traffic court this morning. :laugh:

    that's uh.. logical outcome. *scratches head*

    :laugh:

    how did it go? (was the judge real, btw?)
  • CaddieMay
    CaddieMay Posts: 356 Member
    Holy crap, I just realized that those Calvin Klien underwear models must not be real men.

    no.... no there not!

    Don't you DARE bring Mark Wahlberg into this discussion! :tongue:
  • Holy crap, I just realized that those Calvin Klien underwear models must not be real men.

    no.... no there not!

    Don't you DARE bring Mark Wahlberg into this discussion! :tongue:


    hhhhmmmm, o.k. I make the decree that he passes :drinker: lol
  • spongekitty
    spongekitty Posts: 24 Member
    a real woman has a vagina

    Wrong, a real woman is someone who honestly calls herself a real woman. Regardless of parts.
  • CaddieMay
    CaddieMay Posts: 356 Member
    Holy crap, I just realized that those Calvin Klien underwear models must not be real men.

    no.... no there not!

    Don't you DARE bring Mark Wahlberg into this discussion! :tongue:


    hhhhmmmm, o.k. I make the decree that he passes :drinker: lol


    Whew! That was a close one.
  • Holy crap, I just realized that those Calvin Klien underwear models must not be real men.

    no.... no there not!

    Don't you DARE bring Mark Wahlberg into this discussion! :tongue:


    hhhhmmmm, o.k. I make the decree that he passes :drinker: lol

    But the dude from Twilight, the sparkling Vamp does NOT :mad: (And yes he did used to be an underwere model tehehe :laugh:
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    a real woman has a vagina

    Wrong, a real woman is someone who honestly calls herself a real woman. Regardless of parts.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a vagina is a prerequisite. It kinda has to be there, even if it's malformed, non-functional, whatever. I could call myself a woman, but that doesn't make it so.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Real women: women who are not altered by cosmetic surgery,women who are non-celebrities without the aid of personal trainers,chefs,make up artists,air brushing and all those other tricks used to make average "real"women feel bad about themselves and buy their products because we'll all be ugly without them.Average women with jobs,kids,school,lives to live.

    That is the spirit in which it was intended on the other thread in an attempt to support the OP.

    And I think you all really know that.

    Damn, now I have to go tell my wife that she's not a real woman after having her boobs cosmetically rebuilt after having them chopped off due to breast cancer.

    man, you're pulling my heart strings today.

    I'm not normally like this...I had traffic court this morning. :laugh:

    that's uh.. logical outcome. *scratches head*

    :laugh:

    I'm going back and forth between sarcastic and serious modes....logic went out the window at around 4 today when we tapped the new keg at the office. :wink:
    how did it go? (was the judge real, btw?)

    Dismissed because he decided the expired inspection sticker I had on my car was irrelevant, because the car wasn't real. It had been surgically altered.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Holy crap, I just realized that those Calvin Klien underwear models must not be real men.

    Always wondered why I got more socks than I needed at Christmas
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Does it still count if you call it a vajayjay?
  • a real woman has a vagina

    Wrong, a real woman is someone who honestly calls herself a real woman. Regardless of parts.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a vagina is a prerequisite. It kinda has to be there, even if it's malformed, non-functional, whatever. I could call myself a woman, but that doesn't make it so.

    WRONG!!! some woman have to have all that removed because of like bad stuff that befalls them and such, Actully it's in our DNA, for instance a hermathadate has DNA of both a man and a woman,

    So technically its in the genetic info were made up of
  • atamrowski
    atamrowski Posts: 417 Member
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    The REAL question is if this woman is real. Is she a Laloopsy? Or a tranny?
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    a real woman has a vagina

    Wrong, a real woman is someone who honestly calls herself a real woman. Regardless of parts.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a vagina is a prerequisite. It kinda has to be there, even if it's malformed, non-functional, whatever. I could call myself a woman, but that doesn't make it so.

    WRONG!!! some woman have to have all that removed because of like bad stuff that befalls them and such, Actully it's in our DNA, for instance a hermathadate had DNA or both a man and a woman,

    So technically its in the genetic info were made up of

    Fair enough. I could have resorted to the chromosome state, but I didn't want to take it down quite that far. ^_^
  • I get pretty annoyed when people use the term "Real Women" but that's just me. It's almost as annoying as the term "Real Man" there is no set definition of real men or real woman, pretty much individual opinion I would think. Stupid terms, ridiculous topic.