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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    is it possible to improve the performance of my car if I put less than 1200ml petrol in the tank each day?

    also, my friend said I should drive on the motorway, but I'm scared my car will get bulky so I've only ever driven at 50mph in the slow lane. However another friend said I have to drive in the fast lane for it to have any effect. I'm scared to drive in the fast lane, I don't think my car's engine is big enough and I'm scared it'll get bulky.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    How often do you check your MPG?
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Q: What's the best way to train my car for the Indy 500?

    A: Garage to 500 Miles.
  • MorgueBabe
    MorgueBabe Posts: 1,188 Member
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    I was thinking of getting pure crude oil and straining it... I just saw this Documentary called "Large, Broken, and Almost at the Scrap Yard". Does anyone want to go on a 14 day Gasoline Strike with me?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    Cars are not adapted to run on fossil fuels. They are not natural fuels for cars.

    Cars should only be run on pure canola oil.
  • ricklperry
    ricklperry Posts: 67
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    Do I have to enter this into my log?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Has anyone ever filled their gas tank with epoxy instead of gasoline? I want to hear from others who have tried this. I hear it trains your car not to rely on gasoline. I only want to hear from others who have tried this.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Since i've started on my road trip my front tires deflated. Ladies, any of you had that issue?
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
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    Cars are not adapted to run on fossil fuels. They are not natural fuels for cars.

    Cars should only be run on pure canola oil.
    But coconut is the new fad, can I use that instead?
  • Redbird99ky
    Redbird99ky Posts: 305 Member
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    Cars are not adapted to run on fossil fuels. They are not natural fuels for cars.

    Cars should only be run on pure canola oil.
    But coconut is the new fad, can I use that instead?

    Click and Clack said on Car Talk that coconut is only recommended by quack hype pitchmen, and that it will clog your injectors and your catalytic converters. I wouldn't do it.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
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    Bump …

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  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    You guys have surpassed my expectations in cracking me the hell up!

    By the way, I just got a FR from somebody and they have nothing but hot little exotic sports cars in their friends list. Think they're just a friend collector / creeper?

    :laugh:
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Guys only - if your friend came to pick you up and was naked would you -

    a. strip naked and get in the car
    b. get in the car, but stay fully clothed
    c. get a different ride
    d. call a cab

    (hat tip to - http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/891865-what-do-you-wear-to-bed-guys-only?hl=what+do+you+wear+to+bed)
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    I put my car for sale on craigslist for $1200. Somebody wants to offer me $1900 for it, but I'm scared to take that much, so I will stay firm with my $1200 asking price.

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