AM I CRAZY?!? Starting "Total Cleanse" Today! (CDN)

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  • eyeshuh
    eyeshuh Posts: 333
    yup. get ready to hang out in the bathroom a lot... and don't be shocked when you regain whatever you lose on this "super-mazing-ultimate-colon-scrubbing-miracle-diet-food-fast" garbage.

    Nope - you guys are missing the point. How frusterating. This is not a colon cleanse. Nor is it a calorie deficient diet.
    If you are not familar with this company or the Cleanse please do not respond anymore. If you are interested in getting a bit of back ground on what I am doign before putting in your "two cents" at least gooogle their website and get "informed"


    www.totalcleanse.com

    Actually, you are missing the point. Your body cleanses itself. Doing a "detox" or "cleanse" literally does absolutely nothing. Your body and digestive system do not need a break. Ever. They just keep chugging along. You are doing nothing but wasting money.

    Also, hilarious that you linked that as a way to get "informed" as that is a BS generated web domain that a website URL hocking company is trying to sell. http://www.domainbrokers.com/totalcleanse.com
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,422 Member
    http://www.totalcleanse.com/

    You can put anything on a website. And apparently, get money for it.


    "Total Cleanse" - separating fools from their money since sometime before 2010.
  • chocl8girl
    chocl8girl Posts: 1,968 Member
    Are you crazy? The answer is yes.

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  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    I am doing it for the cleansing benifits that come from giving your digestive system a break.
    You've completely missed the point of what almost everyone here is saying. There are no...NO..."cleansing benefits" and your digestive system does not...NOT...need to take a break. Giving any of your bodily systems a break could have adverse health effects.

    Want to "cleanse" your body and feel better inside? Don't eat processed foods. Cut down on sugar. Lower your fat intake (but don't eliminate fats altogether). Opt for whole grain and high fiber instead of refined, bleached, or fortified products. Quit drinking soda (especially that carcinogenic and toxic "diet" *kitten*) and pick up a bottle of water. You'll feel a ton better and probably lose more weight.

    If you really want to drink something for a meal, get a food processor (or a NutriBullet) and blend the entire fruits and vegetables with flaxseed or nuts so you get the nutritional benefits from the whole foods and not just the crap squeezed out of it.

    And, for the love of Pete, stop watching Dr. Oz or infomercials or wherever else has a bottle of placebo to sell you. Nutrition is not a new science. Doctors have been telling people the benefits of eating right for DECADES. The food pyramid alone dates back to 1974...
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member

    Nope - you guys are missing the point. How frusterating. This is not a colon cleanse. Nor is it a calorie deficient diet.
    If you are not familar with this company or the Cleanse please do not respond anymore. If you are interested in getting a bit of back ground on what I am doign before putting in your "two cents" at least gooogle their website and get "informed"


    www.totalcleanse.com


    Costs upwards of $45 a day (I did mention this early so I have clearly been to the site) - research done.

    Still complete BS and a waste of money.

    Edit - that was via this website where I'm guessing the op is buying this life changing juice. http://www.totalcleanse.ca
  • Sapporo
    Sapporo Posts: 693 Member
    $45 per day for juice? WTH. Buy fruits and veggies, don't even need to juice them, just eat them everyday. Make smoothies or your own juice if you want a break from chewing food.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

    I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

    Thanks.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

    I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

    Thanks.

    Common sense - this is apparently toxic to some. :noway:
  • _happycats_
    _happycats_ Posts: 105 Member
    3) I am not doing this to loose wieght . I am doing it for the cleansing benifits that come from giving your digestive system a break.

    This is what happens when you give your digestive system "a break": http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/851582-master-cleanse-aka-lemonade-diet-my-30-day-story

    Like many have already said on here, you don't need to give your organs a break and all that will do is impair function since they're designed to work continuously. Sorry the replies aren't what you were expecting.
  • hamncheese67
    hamncheese67 Posts: 1,715 Member
    Also, hilarious that you linked that as a way to get "informed" as that is a BS generated web domain that a website URL hocking company is trying to sell. http://www.domainbrokers.com/totalcleanse.com

    Not in any way supporting this, but I believe the OP meant to cite www.totalcleanse.ca, not .com.
  • bpotts44
    bpotts44 Posts: 1,066 Member
    ]I've been "cleansing" for like 8 months now.
    Fixed that for ya....

    Yes, much better with the quotes.
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body.
    CASH
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
    All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.
    #WINNING
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Cheri_Moves
    Cheri_Moves Posts: 625 Member
    Go to the health food store or supplement store and ask them about vitmanis or supplements that help people starting their diet. I am assuming you are wanting to kick start your metabolism and rid your body of all the bad toxins you have been putting in it.

    The supplements will help kick start your metaolism and stop putting bad things in your body and over time they will leave your body.

    A good way to tell is when you don't get stomach grumbles any more and your start feeling hunger in your throat and jaw area. The grumbles is your body withdrawing from all the junk you put in it. It is ind of like a drug addict going through with draws. While you are in it, it feels like the world is ending and once you are done your body feels like new.

    Good Luck

    This may win some records as the worst advice ever posted for 2013.

    Now that I get it, I appreciate your post.

    I get how coming out of your mouth it reads as the realm of fantasyland. Welcome to MFP, though, where people post stuff like this everyday...you have to actually include unicorns to differentiate your post from what someone else might actually believe, lol. Even then, sometimes it's questionable.

    Here's a wiazard riding a unicorn riding a pony on a rainbow through space- you're gonna need it.
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    I had to quote this just so I can see it again. EPIC! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • blues4miles
    blues4miles Posts: 1,481 Member
    All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    LOL funny... some thinks they are doctors here... LOL

    I actually AM a doctor and these "cleanses" are rubbish.

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    I bet that was the first play they re-enacted at Dwights first practice with the Lakers
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

    I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

    Thanks.

    Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

    I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

    Thanks.

    Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!

    Ditto
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

    I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

    Thanks.

    Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!
    Bieberosis Coli?
  • sasab904
    sasab904 Posts: 20 Member
    Yes, I am.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

    absolutely. however did the human race survive until now without this knowledge? We must build time machines and go back in time and teach all the Homo erectuses how to cleanse their internal organs and give their internal organs a break, in order to keep the human race alive.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

    I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

    Thanks.

    Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!
    Bieberosis Coli?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sasab904
    sasab904 Posts: 20 Member
    If you want a good "Cleanse" check out the Beachbody Ultimate Reset. I know many people that have done this and I plan on doing this in a few months. It gives you everything that you need to eat clean. You actually eat food, not just shakes.

    Are you a beachbody coach?

    Yes, I am a beachbody coach.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

    absolutely. however did the human race survive until now without this knowledge? We must build time machines and go back in time and teach all the Homo erectuses how to cleanse their internal organs and give their internal organs a break, in order to keep the human race alive.

    Or we can just finally realize that our body cleanses/detoxes ourselves, but...that'd be too easy. *gets working on a Tardis*
  • mryak750
    mryak750 Posts: 198 Member
    Stop listening to all these people here...If you want to do a cleanse go for it...see the results and then make your own judgement...there's nothing wrong with it...I've done cleanses before...All i ate was raw fruits and veggies...steam veggies and drank the broth...I felt good..I lost wieght and didnt gain anything back
  • krisiepoo
    krisiepoo Posts: 710 Member
    YES!
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member

    Your body doesn't need FOOD, it needs macro and micro nutrients and it needs energy from calories...

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member

    Your body doesn't need FOOD, it needs macro and micro nutrients and it needs energy from calories...

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    Errrrrr......Macro and micro nutrients are calories that come from food..so....you DO NEED food. Okay, gotcha.

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