AM I CRAZY?!? Starting "Total Cleanse" Today! (CDN)

bpotts44

]I've been "cleansing" for like 8 months now.

Fixed that for ya....

Yes, much better with the quotes.

rob1976

Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body.

CASH

LiftAllThePizzas

All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

rob1976

All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

#WINNING

Mia_RagazzaTosta

All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

:flowerforyou:

Cheri_Moves

Go to the health food store or supplement store and ask them about vitmanis or supplements that help people starting their diet. I am assuming you are wanting to kick start your metabolism and rid your body of all the bad toxins you have been putting in it.

The supplements will help kick start your metaolism and stop putting bad things in your body and over time they will leave your body.

A good way to tell is when you don't get stomach grumbles any more and your start feeling hunger in your throat and jaw area. The grumbles is your body withdrawing from all the junk you put in it. It is ind of like a drug addict going through with draws. While you are in it, it feels like the world is ending and once you are done your body feels like new.

Good Luck

This may win some records as the worst advice ever posted for 2013.

Now that I get it, I appreciate your post.

I get how coming out of your mouth it reads as the realm of fantasyland. Welcome to MFP, though, where people post stuff like this everyday...you have to actually include unicorns to differentiate your post from what someone else might actually believe, lol. Even then, sometimes it's questionable.

Here's a wiazard riding a unicorn riding a pony on a rainbow through space- you're gonna need it.

I had to quote this just so I can see it again. EPIC! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

blues4miles

All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

matt2442

LOL funny... some thinks they are doctors here... LOL

I actually AM a doctor and these "cleanses" are rubbish.

I bet that was the first play they re-enacted at Dwights first practice with the Lakers

PikaKnight

I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

Thanks.

Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

Thanks.

Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!

Ditto

trogalicious

I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

Thanks.

Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!

Bieberosis Coli?

sasab904

Yes, I am.

neandermagnon

All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

absolutely. however did the human race survive until now without this knowledge? We must build time machines and go back in time and teach all the Homo erectuses how to cleanse their internal organs and give their internal organs a break, in order to keep the human race alive.

PikaKnight

I almost forgot, my one unanswered question about "cleanses".

I've read many posts by people espousing one of the benefits of these "cleanses" as eliminating toxins from the body. Please name ONE toxin...of the many, no doubt...that the "cleanse" eliminates from your body. I'm sure there are literally dozens of them, but I'd like to know the name of even ONE of them. If you can name ONE of them, you will be the first to do so...ever.

Thanks.

Someone please answer this man because I've been dying to know the answer myself!!!

Bieberosis Coli?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sasab904

If you want a good "Cleanse" check out the Beachbody Ultimate Reset. I know many people that have done this and I plan on doing this in a few months. It gives you everything that you need to eat clean. You actually eat food, not just shakes.

Are you a beachbody coach?

Yes, I am a beachbody coach.

PikaKnight

All of your organs need a break. You need to be sure to give your heart and lungs a break sometimes too. If you can stop breathing and not have that pesky heart beating for several days it will transform your body.

absolutely. however did the human race survive until now without this knowledge? We must build time machines and go back in time and teach all the Homo erectuses how to cleanse their internal organs and give their internal organs a break, in order to keep the human race alive.

Or we can just finally realize that our body cleanses/detoxes ourselves, but...that'd be too easy. *gets working on a Tardis*

mryak750

Stop listening to all these people here...If you want to do a cleanse go for it...see the results and then make your own judgement...there's nothing wrong with it...I've done cleanses before...All i ate was raw fruits and veggies...steam veggies and drank the broth...I felt good..I lost wieght and didnt gain anything back

krisiepoo

YES!

ThickMcRunFast

Your body doesn't need FOOD, it needs macro and micro nutrients and it needs energy from calories...

PikaKnight

Your body doesn't need FOOD, it needs macro and micro nutrients and it needs energy from calories...

Errrrrr......Macro and micro nutrients are calories that come from food..so....you DO NEED food. Okay, gotcha.