Coffee Enemas
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I heard they were addictive0
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DId someone say bacon?0
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I've read that coffee enemas are good for acne, cure for cancer and yep you guessed it, WEIGHT loss. Anyone out there ever tried it? Success? Benefits? I will be adding coffee enemas to my morning ritual instead of my usual cup of coffee.
Thanks in advance.
You may have watched too much futurama... why would anyone want to do a suppository that was unnecessary, at least I know I wouldn't want to. Just increase zinc intake through diet or supplementation and wash your skin two or three times a day and use a good spf moisturizer. Drink black coffee to cure cancer? and coffee can also decrease your appetite (hence why they make it into a pill type supplement as well).
So definitely wouldn't want to put it up my bum.0 -
Just took a big swig on my bulletproof coffee here at work... and never should have opened this thread :drinker:0
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yes Bacon...Do you realize that Bacon sometimes taste so good that I would Like to sew my own *kitten* shut so that it never leaves my body?0
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But wouldn't that prevent you from a coffee enema?
don't you think that bacon goes well with everything?0 -
Doing enemas constantly leads to chronic constipation becausae your body won't realize that it has to empty itself without an enema over time. This is very dangerous and can cause multiple health conditions including, and up to death. If you do the enema wrong you can puncture your rectum or the intestines which leads to fecal matter getting into the bloodstream causing sepsis and death. I would urge the OP NOT to do this at all!0
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Hickory Bacon or Maple Bacon?0
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A quick search of Google Scholar with the words "coffee enema" produced a series of research articles from around the world (US, Canada, Korea, etc.) discussing the damage caused to patients by coffee enemas (polymicrobial enertic septicemia, acute colitis, proctocolitis, burns, physical damage to the rectum/colon (perforation), etc.). It appears that most content that appeared in support of the system at all was from Gerson or his immediate associates, and has not been supported by broader investigation. I am not an MD, the therefore unqualified to give medical advice, but I strongly urge you to speak with your doctor before beginning a coffee enema regimen.
Selected article links, in no particular order:
http://www.jfponline.com/pdf/6008/6008JFP_Article1.pdf
http://journals.lww.com/jcge/Abstract/1997/06000/Colonic_Irrigation_and_the_Theory_of.2.aspx
http://www.nature.com/ajg/journal/v104/n11/abs/ajg2009494a.html
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1021723/
http://europepmc.org/abstract/MED/190775270 -
Hickory Bacon or Maple Bacon?
don't you know that hickory bacon is best?0 -
I am not an MD but I love Bacon0
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Is there really any such thing as bad bacon?0
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Do you think that everyone will be too distracted by the coffee enema beginning to this thread to realize that we are talking about bacon here?0
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wait - you're considering shooting coffee up your butt hole?
LMAO!!! this made me laugh
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:I wonder if I could get a million dollar lawsuit against McDonalds, after burning my rectum, for using their coffee to do this.
Rectum?? Damned near killed em!!0 -
I wonder how much bacon I could eat in one day....0
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do you think even zombies like bacon?0
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But, do you count a coffer enema towards your water intake?
This just goes to show that people will trying anything to lose weight other than watching what they eat and getting up to exercise.0 -
Do you suppose that the bacon would have to be raw for the zombies to like it?0
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I never cease to be amazed at human beings' capacity to convince themselves that really, really stupid and reckless behavior will not only not hurt them, but is somehow good for them.0
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If you squirt coffee up your butt, do you pee it out your mouth?0
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Do you think that everyone will be too distracted by the coffee enema beginning to this thread to realize that we are talking about bacon here?
This was about coffee enemas? I though everything was about bacon0 -
Has anyone noticed how many people clearly only read the beginning of a topic?0
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I never cease to be amazed at human beings' capacity to convince themselves that really, really stupid and reckless behavior will not only not hurt them, but is somehow good for them.
And at least bacon tastes good0 -
Wait, is bacon not good for me?0
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Has anyone noticed how many people clearly only read the beginning of a topic?
Are they ignoring the power of bacon?0 -
Maybe they like coffee in the wrong place more than bacon?0
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Wait, is bacon not good for me?
Can I suggest that bacon is better for you than Coffee enemas?0 -
are you suggesting that I put bacon in my butt?0
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Maybe they like coffee in the wrong place more than bacon?
does that mean more bacon for us?0
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