Coffee Enemas

1235

Replies

  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are you suggesting that I put bacon in my butt?

    After the coffee and then you can try some over easy eggs? Does that sound good or just *kitten*-backwards?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?

    What is you calorie allowance?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?

    What is you calorie allowance?

    1820 yours?
  • BossBich
    BossBich Posts: 65 Member
    Regular or Decaf ?????
  • Thanks for all the responses. After some more research I have decided to cycle Coffee Enemas for 2 weeks and Green Tea Enemas for another 2 weeks. I hope this really jump- starts my weight loss and kill all the parasites in my body. Thanks again everyone.

    Please be careful. This is not a natural thing for your body. I do strongly suggest you check with your doctor - not for advice, but just to make sure you are ok to do this for the duration of time you are talking. I would be interested in your results. Can you post a status at the end of each week for the next 4 so we can track your progress with this technique?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?

    Oh My, you arew considering eating bacon in a normal fashion?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?

    What is you calorie allowance?

    1820 yours?

    Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Does it count if I just eat it and then it comes out that way instead?

    Oh My, you arew considering eating bacon in a normal fashion?

    Doesn't it seem like less of a waste?
  • kaseysospacey
    kaseysospacey Posts: 499 Member
    I don't know about everything but my Dr said it could help my liver detox. I have Non alcoholic fatty liver disease
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?

    What is you calorie allowance?

    1820 yours?

    Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you

    What if I exercise alot?
  • lesita75
    lesita75 Posts: 379 Member
    Wait, is bacon not good for me?

    a587a2be746f4a84fa9fbe54872f3912_zps55d48f9a.jpg
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?

    What is you calorie allowance?

    1820 yours?

    Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you

    What if I exercise alot?

    What if I do too, just to be sur I get more bacon than you?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Wait, is bacon not good for me?

    a587a2be746f4a84fa9fbe54872f3912_zps55d48f9a.jpg

    Can't you see we are talking about bacon?
  • ShannonKN
    ShannonKN Posts: 152 Member
    Team bacon!
  • LovingMe9698
    LovingMe9698 Posts: 5 Member
    1zvesqw.gif
    LOL!!! I feel this right here!!!! Too Funny!!!
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    If all of the bacon is for us, can we eat all of it or should we save some?

    What is you calorie allowance?

    1820 yours?

    Higher than that...Haha I get more bacon than you

    What if I exercise alot?

    What if I do too, just to be sur I get more bacon than you?

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Only if you mix it with green tea and raspberry ketones.....
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do we let the dog have some bacon?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    How can we eat bacon without sharing it with the dog?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

    Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

    Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?

    You mean you don't just want me for my body?
  • Katbody10
    Katbody10 Posts: 369 Member
    Umm... wow .. why? I've only had one enema given to me in my life .. it was to "clean me out" while I was in labor .. and because I'm so regular .. there was nothing to clean out .. :laugh: Instead .. I just had to hold it in until I couldn't anymore and let it explode out .. yeah.. that felt great! (nope .. it didn't)


    oh yeah .. that's what I'd want to willingly do to myself every morning .. NOT :laugh:

    Please don't do this to yourself ..
  • MFP, why you so stuck on the idea that you need to put things up your butt to be healthy? I swear to god it's like I see an enema or "cleanse" thread every other week.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Someone recommended vodka with my enemas....bacon sounds more delicious ! Wait....vodka, bacon and coffee and green tea enemas....perfection LOL.....I apologize to all who thought I was serious and tried to offer some legitimate help. I have a warped sense of humor and those posts were the funniest to me.

    I'm off to work now....thanks for the laughs and have great all.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Have you noticed that only a couple people noticed the bacon?
  • FinallyDoingMe
    FinallyDoingMe Posts: 84 Member
    1zvesqw.gif


    LMFAO...perfect!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member

    Would you like it if I just shared my bacon with you?

    Isn't that what I've been after the whole time?

    You mean you don't just want me for my body?

    Isn't it always about the bacon?
This discussion has been closed.