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Wife Cheating

BurtHuttz
BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
edited January 15 in Chit-Chat
I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?
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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    *kitten*!!!!
  • sz8soon
    sz8soon Posts: 816 Member
    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    It's your fault..
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    shes definitely sneaking out for some pepparoni.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Check her text messages.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Seriously? Why don't you ask her? Just talk to her.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    You should bang her sister.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    She's totally cheating. And I don't blame her. Stop trying to force her to go low carb man!!!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Does it come with extra sausage?
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Just break up
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Its cause you eat like a caveman.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    webcams
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    go catch her in the act....and have some pizza while you're at it \m/
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    check the corners of her mouth for "sauce" then you know she's getting the late night special....
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    You should bang her sister.

    This. Then beat the dude up and steal his pizza and tips.
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    It's your fault..

    Obviously. If she were getting it good at home....
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    YOUR CRAPPY FOOD CAN'T SATISFY HER DESIRES, BRAH.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    You let her go to the door by herself? Jeez...she must be really strong, have you considered having her join the UFC?
  • dxtra30
    dxtra30 Posts: 498 Member
    Didn't think Domino's did 30 minutes or less anymore.. lol
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    think she would share with me?
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    I don't blame her. You look like you don't even lift.
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    Eatin ain't cheatin
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
    Go eat her pepperoni's
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Eatin ain't cheatin
    somebody had to say it.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Ew. Pizza Hut. Ew.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    threesome.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    I've been where she's at....I hide mine better though...
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I think its ok if she cheats only once in a while :)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'M WHITE, I'M WHITE, I'M WHITE.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    She's cheating. Start calling her chubby. It'll make her stop.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    shes definitely sneaking out for some pepparoni.

    I could never be friends with someone who doesn't know how to spell pepperoni.
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