Wife Cheating

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  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    Did you read the post?

    Nah, I'll just comment on it.

    C'mon,read the post...

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  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    It could ALWAYS be worse...

    She could be calling John... Pappa John...He delivers, too...
  • xunleashed
    xunleashed Posts: 82 Member
    I love when people just comment and everyone else is like...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sgtrowley
    sgtrowley Posts: 246 Member
    Very Suspect.... My vote... Cheating.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

    Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

    Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.

    Be a real man, beat her and then join her.

    I find that physical violence within one hour of a meal causes issues with nutrient uptake and not-getting-stabbed-while-eating.
  • islandnutshel
    islandnutshel Posts: 1,143 Member
    at least there is no "quick add" exercise calories. :noway:
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

    Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

    Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.

    Be a real man, beat her and then join her.

    That would work too.

    I should have realized that I may have been further emasculating him in his current delicate state.
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    Confront her about the "issue".... maybe she'll let you watch. If you're lucky, she'll let you participate.

    :heart: this!!!!!!
  • Just talk to her and ask.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I love when people just comment and everyone else is like...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :grumble:

    I'm a sucker.
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
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    Woman, in her 30s, appetite loss, no weight change, pizza-like odour, go!

    It's not lupus
  • Rum_Runner
    Rum_Runner Posts: 617 Member
    Feed the girl and she wont have to cheat - what kind of husband are ya anway??!! :grumble:
  • Eatin ain't cheatin

    ROTFLMAO.....
  • Eatin ain't cheatin

    Shane!
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    haha wow that was a funny waste of time reading this lol...
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
    Confront her about the "issue".... maybe she'll let you watch. If you're lucky, she'll let you participate.

    :heart: this!!!!!!

    ^this HA!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It could ALWAYS be worse...

    She could be calling John... Pappa John...He delivers, too...

    Maybe she would do a threesome with Papa John and his brother Jimmy John as well. They both deliver.

    She might work her way up to doing Five Guys if she loses all abandon.
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    It's your fault..

    I read something one day in a self help book. Often times, people cheat because their other is looking for something that you are not giving them, and you are too stupid to figure it out through communication.

    Then again, you could have possible married a promiscuous person. My friend dated and married one. Not pretty ending. She most definitely got caught when he bugged the android phone with spy software after seeing signs. I know you're not wanting to go digging for evidence because you want to trust her, but trust is already lost. You're suspecting her already. When I suspected my other, I didn't go looking, but I opened her phone one day, to play a game on the iPhone, and it happened to be open to the text message app. It was open to something I didn't want to see, but I'm glad I did. That relationship was done. It may have been my fault, but I was also unhappy too. I hope you figure out what you are going to do.

    UMMM silly he was talking about her cheating with food!!! not with another person! HAHAHAH!!
  • Izzwoz
    Izzwoz Posts: 348 Member
    Be a support to her, but not a mill stone - I'm sure you're not, but she possibly has her reasons for these cravings...my SO does the same, and while I'm into fitness, she isn't. She wants to lose weight, but doesn't do what's required. But so long as she is happy and healthy, I don't mind.

    Let your lady make her own way...she can and will surprise you!

    Are you saying I'm not enough for her! And I should be okay with that??!??!

    It's not that you're not enough, sometimes women just want something ... different, something naughty that they don't dare to ask from their husband. I can totally understand how she feels, I love my partner but for example this week, she is away and I am all by myself, and it is so hard to control myself, especially on my own, and all I can think of is this beautifully curved bread with those perky little olives on top and that lovely sausage, and when it gets delivered it is all hot and steamy and just melts in my mouth, I can't stop mys.....

    Oh, wait, hang on, where was I ... Yeh, dammit, slap her.
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
    shes definitely sneaking out for some pepparoni.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?


    It's your fault..

    I read something one day in a self help book. Often times, people cheat because their other is looking for something that you are not giving them, and you are too stupid to figure it out through communication.

    Then again, you could have possible married a promiscuous person. My friend dated and married one. Not pretty ending. She most definitely got caught when he bugged the android phone with spy software after seeing signs. I know you're not wanting to go digging for evidence because you want to trust her, but trust is already lost. You're suspecting her already. When I suspected my other, I didn't go looking, but I opened her phone one day, to play a game on the iPhone, and it happened to be open to the text message app. It was open to something I didn't want to see, but I'm glad I did. That relationship was done. It may have been my fault, but I was also unhappy too. I hope you figure out what you are going to do.

    UMMM silly he was talking about her cheating with food!!! not with another person! HAHAHAH!!

    Aww. Don't ruin the fun. Oh, wait. You didn't draw a picture. We're still good.
  • Colleen118
    Colleen118 Posts: 491 Member
    Why don't you just go with her "to check" on things? You are the man, aren't you? Sort of your job. If she scoffs, do it anyway, whereby catching her in the act of her cheatery. Once her secret is out, tell her you love her, share the pizza with her, and go to bed. Tomorrow is a new day to encourage her to make better choices. PLUS sharing the pizza will be less calories that she will comsume anyway you are helping her, really. :drinker:
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

    Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

    Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.

    Be a real man, beat her and then join her.

    I find that physical violence within one hour of a meal causes issues with nutrient uptake and not-getting-stabbed-while-eating.

    Oh, I see how it is. It's ok to stab the defenseless FOOD, but NOT ok to stab the armed people sitting next to you? What kind of hypocrisy is that?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    This ^ but I'm not here to judge.

    Have you considered the "if you can't beat her join her" approach? It sounds like the marriage plate needs a little spicing up.

    Remember: it's all good as long as everyone consents.

    Be a real man, beat her and then join her.

    I find that physical violence within one hour of a meal causes issues with nutrient uptake and not-getting-stabbed-while-eating.

    But dude, that's called your cut phase.
  • Zekela
    Zekela Posts: 634 Member
    Hell... why not join in. Do a gang bang!
  • supermodelchic
    supermodelchic Posts: 550 Member
    Ask her ... and it does not seem like she is trying to hide that well grab her cell phone if there is evidence will be on that, unless she is smart enough to delete everything. hey sorry if she is , sometimes people look outside ther marriage to find what they are missing in there relationship instead of trying to fix it within. i am huge on marriage when it is done right nothing better...:flowerforyou:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    Hey OP

    This sounds like a real problem and my suggestion would be to take back control of your castle.

    As far as not wanting to be one of "those guys" what has playing it cool really got you?

    She's clearly not respecting you, her weight loss, and MOST importantly your authority as the male of the household.

    First off get her off MFP as you should be the only one controlling when and what she eats.

    Second, she should pretty much be restricted to the house (and maybe back garden for dog poop shoveling). Apart from a supervised gym routine of course.

    Third, for the love of GOD don't let her answer the door be herself!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Ask her ... and it does not seem like she is trying to hide that well grab her cell phone if there is evidence will be on that, unless she is smart enough to delete everything. hey sorry if she is , sometimes people look outside ther marriage to find what they are missing in there relationship instead of trying to fix it within. i am huge on marriage when it is done right nothing better...:flowerforyou:

    :noway:
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Oh, I see how it is. It's ok to stab the defenseless FOOD, but NOT ok to stab the armed people sitting next to you? What kind of hypocrisy is that?

    Who uses a knife on pizza???
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I think my wife might be cheating. She's been acting really suspicious lately. I haven't been following her because I don't want to be one of "those guys" but something is definitely wrong and she's hiding something. When we sit down to dinner I can just tell something's wrong, she sort of pushes her food around, etc. She's been spending a lot of time outside the home, making late night phone calls and like 45 minutes later I think I hear a knock on the door and she says "Oh I'll go check it out" and leaves bed. Comes back half hour later and stinks like pizza hut. I notice little tell-tales like undisclosed "quick-add" calories on her food diary with no explanation. I haven't noticed any change in her weight; do you think she might be cheating? What do I do?

    Hey OP

    This sounds like a real problem and my suggestion would be to take back control of your castle.

    As far as not wanting to be one of "those guys" what has playing it cool really got you?

    She's clearly not respecting you, her weight loss, and MOST importantly your authority as the male of the household.

    First off get her off MFP as you should be the only one controlling when and what she eats.

    Second, she should pretty much be restricted to the house (and maybe back garden for dog poop shoveling). Apart from a supervised gym routine of course.

    Third, for the love of GOD don't let her answer the door be herself!

    ^^^ This! It puts the lotion in the basket. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!