Things men will never hear a woman say

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  • Brianna716
    Brianna716 Posts: 303 Member
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    No, my closet is big enough. Feel free to start using my side for all your crap. I really don't need my own walk in closet :)
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    I can be ready to go in 5 minutes....
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,862 Member
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    "Don't just listen and empathize, help me come up with solutions."

    No way!! If my hubby can't help me come up with solutions, I wouldn't bother talking to him about something. What would be the point?
    Every other woman I've talked to nods in agreement when I tell them it took me years to figure out that when a woman unloads her personal problems on me, all she wants or expects is for me to listen intently, furrow my brow and shake my head gently from side to side.
  • sma83
    sma83 Posts: 485 Member
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    Of course I don't think you're too close to your Mother!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    " I think it's so sexy when you braid your nose hair like that"
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
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    "Sorry I can't cuddle right now honey, I'm in the middle of this level."

    Oh ****, I have said that. Nevermind.
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
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    Since you clearly don't know how women think, let me explain the entire process for you.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    go ahead, spend all weekend watching football games, I got the honey-do list covered

    oh, and why don't you invite all your buddies over too
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
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    Let's just have this one night stand, don't ever call me again after you hot, sexy stud muffin.

    :laugh:

    I assume this is probably something men will never hear a woman say, lol.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    "Go ahead,I know that playing golf is more important then our anniversary :smile: "

    lol I would say let me play with ya

    (then again I guess it helps I do golf)
  • JAllen32
    JAllen32 Posts: 991 Member
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    While I would like to respond, my response would absolutely be seen as offensive by some female somewhere and I would earn another strike.....Simply not worth it.





    How rude.
  • mamasmaltz3
    mamasmaltz3 Posts: 1,111 Member
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    "Here, I saved this piece of chocolate for you."
  • Eleanorjanethinner
    Eleanorjanethinner Posts: 563 Member
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    "Gender stereotyping is an accurate predictor of my behaviors."

    Like.

    Double like!
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,195 Member
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    Oh baby. Let me run my fingers through your back hair.

    You win.
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,195 Member
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    I was wrong.

    I say it. It's female code for "you can shut up now".

    Damn near everything is female code for "you can shut up now."

    Yes. You are very enlightened
  • RingSize8
    RingSize8 Posts: 175 Member
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    I can't wait for your mother to come live with us. ...she's just so lovely, and I relish the idea of having one more person around the house to take care of.
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
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    I think I should get my car fixed instead of buying a new outfit.
  • styledsky
    styledsky Posts: 121 Member
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    "no honey, I never get headaches, why do you ask?"
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    i'm so glad you and your ex are still close
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    just drop your dirty clothes on the floor i'll pick it up

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