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    Anyone try the MyFitnessPal diet?

    Posts: 2,091 Member
    edited January 17 in Food and Nutrition
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

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    • Posts: 4,733 Member
      i call shenanigans.

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    • Posts: 11,068 Member
      You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

      Absurd, I know. ;)

      but insulin!
    • Posts: 278 Member
      i heard you get all bulky doing that ? is that true? :):)
    • Posts: 1,741 Member
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      but insulin!

      Is that like insulin for your butt?
    • Posts: 11,068 Member
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      Is that like insulin for your butt?

      No but I hear coffee grounds in the anoose is good for dat weight loss.
    • Posts: 32
      i call shenanigans.

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      LMAO!!
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      I'm new here, can't I just do what I want?
    • Posts: 1,249 Member
      I tried it and look what happened to me! Never again~
    • Posts: 315 Member
      You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

      Absurd, I know. ;)

      Just a fad that will die out and we'll all be back to no carb, no fat, cleansing, green tea drinking!
    • Posts: 8,980 Member
      Sounds too under-complicated. How can that possibly work?
    • Posts: 2,208 Member
      You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

      Absurd, I know. ;)


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    • Posts: 34,462 Member
      But but, what will we all argue about??
    • Posts: 1,741 Member
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      No but I hear coffee grounds in the anoose is good for dat weight loss.

      Now THAT sounds legit.
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      I heard you can have PopTarts on this diet, and so it is therefore dangerous.
    • Posts: 3,602 Member
      You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

      Absurd, I know. ;)

      Now that's just crazy talk!!!!
    • Posts: 2,096 Member
      But I kneed to loose 50 pounds in 14 days.
    • Posts: 2,086 Member
      You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

      Absurd, I know. ;)

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    • Posts: 168 Member
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      Now that's just crazy talk!!!!

      That's nuts! How am I supposed to lose weight doing silly things like that!?
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      But I kneed to loose 50 pounds in 14 days.

      Reported:angry:
    • Posts: 1,741 Member
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      OMG, Hellno Kitty just made me choke on my ricecake pizza.
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
      Totally tried it, totally worked. See my latest success thread here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/918358-they-cut-my-head-open-your-excuse-is-invalid
    • Posts: 1,333 Member
      But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
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    • Posts: 1,682 Member
      But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! love it.
    • Posts: 3,497 Member
      But where's the list of rules? I need more guidance, I have no mind of my own.
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
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      Oh my gosh, I am thinking of naming my scar John Goodman! Excellent timing!
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      I heard you can have PopTarts on this diet, and so it is therefore dangerous.

      Pop tarts...AND ice cream....

      verrry verrry...dangerous....

      but dee-licious.
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
      OP, you take your logic and you GTFO. This is no place for that kind of crap!
    • Posts: 2,633 Member
      LIES LIES LIES!
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      what does the myfitnesspal diet say about shakes??? do shakes fit into the program?? \m/
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