Anyone try the MyFitnessPal diet?

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TeachTheGirl
TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
edited January 17 in Food and Nutrition
You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

Absurd, I know. ;)
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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    i call shenanigans.

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  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

    but insulin!
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    i heard you get all bulky doing that ? is that true? :):)
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

    but insulin!

    Is that like insulin for your butt?
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

    but insulin!

    Is that like insulin for your butt?

    No but I hear coffee grounds in the anoose is good for dat weight loss.
  • chocolateweights
    chocolateweights Posts: 32
    i call shenanigans.

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    LMAO!!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm new here, can't I just do what I want?
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
    I tried it and look what happened to me! Never again~
  • RipperSB
    RipperSB Posts: 315 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

    Just a fad that will die out and we'll all be back to no carb, no fat, cleansing, green tea drinking!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    Sounds too under-complicated. How can that possibly work?
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)


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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,832 Member
    But but, what will we all argue about??
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

    but insulin!

    Is that like insulin for your butt?

    No but I hear coffee grounds in the anoose is good for dat weight loss.

    Now THAT sounds legit.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    I heard you can have PopTarts on this diet, and so it is therefore dangerous.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

    Now that's just crazy talk!!!!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    But I kneed to loose 50 pounds in 14 days.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

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  • slroggemann
    slroggemann Posts: 168 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)

    Now that's just crazy talk!!!!

    That's nuts! How am I supposed to lose weight doing silly things like that!?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    But I kneed to loose 50 pounds in 14 days.

    Reported:angry:
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)


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    OMG, Hellno Kitty just made me choke on my ricecake pizza.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Totally tried it, totally worked. See my latest success thread here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/918358-they-cut-my-head-open-your-excuse-is-invalid
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! love it.
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    But where's the list of rules? I need more guidance, I have no mind of my own.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Oh my gosh, I am thinking of naming my scar John Goodman! Excellent timing!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I heard you can have PopTarts on this diet, and so it is therefore dangerous.

    Pop tarts...AND ice cream....

    verrry verrry...dangerous....

    but dee-licious.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    OP, you take your logic and you GTFO. This is no place for that kind of crap!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    LIES LIES LIES!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    what does the myfitnesspal diet say about shakes??? do shakes fit into the program?? \m/
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