Anyone try the MyFitnessPal diet?

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Totally tried it, totally worked. See my latest success thread here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/918358-they-cut-my-head-open-your-excuse-is-invalid
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! love it.
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    But where's the list of rules? I need more guidance, I have no mind of my own.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Oh my gosh, I am thinking of naming my scar John Goodman! Excellent timing!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I heard you can have PopTarts on this diet, and so it is therefore dangerous.

    Pop tarts...AND ice cream....

    verrry verrry...dangerous....

    but dee-licious.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    OP, you take your logic and you GTFO. This is no place for that kind of crap!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    LIES LIES LIES!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    what does the myfitnesspal diet say about shakes??? do shakes fit into the program?? \m/
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Whatever. I'm full of toxins. Y'all ain't got nothin' for that.
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,782 Member
    Does Dr Oz endorse the MFP diet? If not, it must not be a miracle way to lose weight and live happily ever after.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Whatever. I'm full of toxins. Y'all ain't got nothin' for that.

    Rasberry Ketones!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Whatever. I'm full of toxins. Y'all ain't got nothin' for that.

    I can help you flush out some fluids..
  • sandradev1
    sandradev1 Posts: 786 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: It will never work :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Its too simple to be believed
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I tried this for two whole days and I lost nothing, maybe I gained muscle?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Don't you realise I want to diet for like 3 months tops to get my ideal body.

    This whole lifestyle change that MFP promotes will last the rest of my life, what's the point in that?
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?

    Absurd, I know. ;)
    Shirley, you jest.

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