Anyone try the MyFitnessPal diet?
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look it. If I didn't have to pay an arm and leg for it, it probably doesn't work! I want to get my money's worth!0
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But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?
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But the MFP diet takes sooooo long! I want to lose 30 lbs by next week! I heard that if you eat only live crickets you'll lose weight because you burn calories trying to catch them. Has anyone tried this?
^^ OMG THIS rofl0 -
I'm following the diet from The Devil Wears Prada. I don't eat anything, and when I feel faint, I eat a small cube of cheese. I've only passed out and smacked my forehead on the corner of a table three times. Hey, should I count the freezing injection for the stitches in my forehead as calorie intake? Cuz it technically went into my body. How much would that be, anyway? I better skip my cheese cube this afternoon just in case so I don't wreck my progress.
If you still fancy cheese then just lick it - but make sure you log it (about 0.5 calories a lick)0 -
also, it doesn't work for females. I have ESTROGEN, ya know.0
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I'm following the diet from The Devil Wears Prada. I don't eat anything, and when I feel faint, I eat a small cube of cheese.
YEEEEEEEEEES! #merylmoviereferenceswin #hashtagsdontworkonMFP #sorrynotsorry0 -
Sure you can..0
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I'm following the diet from The Devil Wears Prada. I don't eat anything, and when I feel faint, I eat a small cube of cheese. I've only passed out and smacked my forehead on the corner of a table three times. Hey, should I count the freezing injection for the stitches in my forehead as calorie intake? Cuz it technically went into my body. How much would that be, anyway? I better skip my cheese cube this afternoon just in case so I don't wreck my progress.
If you still fancy cheese then just lick it - but make sure you log it (about 0.5 calories a lick)
good thing calories are down to the decimal place now0 -
LOL. The nerdy academic in me loved this.0 -
no thank you! clearly, not trendy enough :-P0
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You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?
Absurd, I know.
The one that recommends 1200 calories for all women wanting to lose 2 lbs per week?0 -
I'm following the diet from The Devil Wears Prada. I don't eat anything, and when I feel faint, I eat a small cube of cheese. I've only passed out and smacked my forehead on the corner of a table three times. Hey, should I count the freezing injection for the stitches in my forehead as calorie intake? Cuz it technically went into my body. How much would that be, anyway? I better skip my cheese cube this afternoon just in case so I don't wreck my progress.
Just smell the cheese. The inhaling action should burn as many calories as you inhale from the cheese particles that go in through your nose.0 -
You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?
Absurd, I know.
i refuse to be the Lou Costello to your Bud Abbott, but i will meet you in the middle with a jpeg this one time
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Best. thread. ever.....0
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You know, the one where you make sure you're following your macros and eating within your calorie range?
Absurd, I know.
The one that recommends 1200 calories for all women wanting to lose 2 lbs per week?
as long as you eat back your work out calories too0 -
what does the myfitnesspal diet say about shakes??? do shakes fit into the program?? \m/0
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I'm gonna give it a go...and I won't forget to log sex as my exercise. :drinker:0
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I heard you can have PopTarts on this diet, and so it is therefore dangerous.
DR. ROCKSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Can I log sex as exercise?0
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I'm following the diet from The Devil Wears Prada. I don't eat anything, and when I feel faint, I eat a small cube of cheese. I've only passed out and smacked my forehead on the corner of a table three times. Hey, should I count the freezing injection for the stitches in my forehead as calorie intake? Cuz it technically went into my body. How much would that be, anyway? I better skip my cheese cube this afternoon just in case so I don't wreck my progress.
Just smell the cheese. The inhaling action should burn as many calories as you inhale from the cheese particles that go in through your nose.
sounds like the Mary Katkins diet. i'm on board!0
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