CAFFEINE IS A DEADLY TOXIN

EvgeniZyntx

I take my coffee solid and enematically. Problem solved.

angel79202

why am I craving a soda now?

Rocknut53

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This is even worse:

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
· contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
· may cause severe burns.
· contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
· accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
· may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
· in nuclear power plants.
· in the production of styrofoam.
· as a fire retardant.
· in many forms of cruel animal research.
· in the distribution of pesticides.
· as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

Why did you share this? Nobody is going to actually read it.

I confess I did read it

Yep, that H2O is bad, bad stuff! Thanks for the laugh.

iulia_maddie

Too tired to make sense of this. I need some coffee.

Jersey_Devil

I need caffeine to stay awake to read the whole article OP.

Railr0aderTony

Didn't read, just wanted to post in this thread to be one of the cool kids.

Best of the thread^^^

florulent

This is false...

Redbird99ky

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This is even worse:

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
· contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
· may cause severe burns.
· contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
· accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
· may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
· in nuclear power plants.
· in the production of styrofoam.
· as a fire retardant.
· in many forms of cruel animal research.
· in the distribution of pesticides.
· as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

Why did you share this? Nobody is going to actually read it.

I did

melindanew

Alas! Goodbye cruel world! Parting is such sweet sorrow!

I shall hold my warm cup of death, and drink it anon.

Adieu, farewell........goood.....bye......

*thud*

BurtHuttz

This is false...

#1. Absolutely every single word of my post was true and an unquestioned fact. Should you have information that rebuts this, you will be in possession of new research that will turn the world on its rectals.

#2. I am deeply grateful for everyone in this thread who understands these facts. Thank you guys so much for your support and good luck keeping safe out there.

#3. To all those people who want to make a mockery of this thread, I say, do what you want. Enter Starbucks' annual "Coffee Chug" that GreekJack spoke about. But don't come crying to me when you're dead and can't cry.

With love,
Burt

FJcntdwn2sknyluv

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A shot of espresso has 100mg of caffeine in it! That's one percent of the lethal dose.
Also caffeine has a half life of 5 hours . . . so to get to a lethal dose you would only need to take 100 cups of espresso with an hour or two to keep pace with caffeine's half life.

Thank you Burt for this. You are truly a kind and giving man.

HAAH! this! I can't even fathom drinking that much at one time! Good lord!

I could easily be skirting a lethal dose with the amount I drink...thank you for opening my eyes to the folly of my ways. What can I do to ever repay you?

PikaKnight

tl;dr

*sips on a frappacino*

seanezekiel

Everything can be a deadly poison, if the dose is high enough.

Even hugs????

chessgeekdavidb

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Everything can be a deadly poison, if the dose is high enough.

Even hugs????

A bear hug is a crushing experience

lithezebra

I don't have time to drink 100 espressos a day...

You would if you drank enough coffee.

ScatteredThoughts

And I thought my wife was just being nice by offering bring me all these drinks from Starbucks. I think I need a lawyer now.

chessgeekdavidb

And I thought my wife was just being nice by offering bring me all these drinks from Starbucks. I think I need a lawyer now.

If she tells you that there is a cask of Amontillado waiting for you in the basement then RUN out of there

bettyann55

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This is even worse:

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
· contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
· may cause severe burns.
· contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
· accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
· may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
· in nuclear power plants.
· in the production of styrofoam.
· as a fire retardant.
· in many forms of cruel animal research.
· in the distribution of pesticides.
· as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

Why did you share this? Nobody is going to actually read it.

I confess I did read it

MireyGal76

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Everything can be a deadly poison, if the dose is high enough.

Even hugs????

Or a hug from a boa constrictor

bettyann55

Too funny...I quite drinking coffee many years ago do to the severe gitter I got from drinking it. I will stick to my herbal teas that I love and when I have the urge for a coffee it is decaf always.

That_Girl

omg. Shut up about all this.

lol. Ima drink my morning coffee or kill everyone.

loranch

Everything can be a deadly poison, if the dose is high enough.

.

Step away from your computers and put down your cell phones people!! They emit radiation which causes cancer or better yet kills!
Please come on people drink your coffee responsibly and let's move along! Lol

MyChocolateDiet

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Everything can be a deadly poison, if the dose is high enough.

Even hugs????

Or a hug from a boa constrictor

MyChocolateDiet

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Everything can be a deadly poison, if the dose is high enough.

Even hugs????

Mighty_Rabite

I thought this was another one of "those" threads at first.

After reading the OP.. thanks for the laugh! :-)

Cp731

Wont quit coffee, ever!

Silver_Star

omg...dare you to take my coffee!!!

connie1208

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This is even worse:

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
· contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
· may cause severe burns.
· contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
· accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
· may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
· in nuclear power plants.
· in the production of styrofoam.
· as a fire retardant.
· in many forms of cruel animal research.
· in the distribution of pesticides.
· as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

Why did you share this? Nobody is going to actually read it.

I confess I did read it

I read it too!!

shadow2soul

A shot of espresso has 100mg of caffeine in it! That's one percent of the lethal dose.
Also caffeine has a half life of 5 hours . . . so to get to a lethal dose you would only need to take 100 cups of espresso with an hour or two to keep pace with caffeine's half life.

Personally I couldn't see myself consuming that much espresso in 1-2 hours. I probably consume close to the lethal amount in a full day, but I space it apart. I also don't drink coffee that often, but I'm found of Crystal Light - Energy Wild Strawberry (60mg/8oz). Even with that I can only drink about 2 /16 oz glasses in 2 hours time.

bettyann55

And I thought my wife was just being nice by offering bring me all these drinks from Starbucks. I think I need a lawyer now.

I an Italian and loved my coffee many years ago, but to even consider drinking 100 cups in such a short time crazy even to think it. Why would anyone want to and further more afford to drink that much especially at a Stabucks...lol. Next Starbucks will be getting sue for serving deadly coffee.