I believe that IIFYM is a cult

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  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    This is the Cult !!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Clear of what? hahaha

    thetans.

    Pardon me for not knowing what "thetans" are
    Would you like to elaborate??
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Clear of what? hahaha

    thetans.

    Pardon me for not knowing what "thetans" are
    Would you like to elaborate??

    They're the ghosts of dead aliens that make all the mental illness in the world. They came here in spaceships that looked like airplanes and crashed into volcanoes and were released throughout the Earth. The only way to get rid of them is through auditing with an e-meter.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Clear of what? hahaha

    thetans.

    Pardon me for not knowing what "thetans" are
    Would you like to elaborate??

    They're the ghosts of dead aliens that make all the mental illness in the world. They came here in spaceships that looked like airplanes and crashed into volcanoes and were released throughout the Earth. The only way to get rid of them is through auditing with an e-meter.

    i was just being a smart aleck earlier with my comment about being "Clear" and didn't mean to get into a discussion about that belief system.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Troll level=amateur

    Ouch.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Clear of what? hahaha

    thetans.

    Pardon me for not knowing what "thetans" are
    Would you like to elaborate??
    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104274/what-scientologist-actually-believe
  • aeg176
    aeg176 Posts: 171 Member
    bump
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Troll level=amateur

    Ouch.

    I lolled.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    genetics
    possible elective surgery
    makeup
    lighting
    photoshop

    I don't neccesarily disagree with it, but this case has a ways to go before it rests.
    Pretty much.

    Why do people always have to go for the extremes?

    Confirmation bias.




    For a troll thread I give Burt an A+.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Confirmation bias.

    For a troll thread I give Burt an A+.

    This certainly was not a troll thread! That is potentially a violation of the community guidelines. It was explicitly stated in the OP that this was not a troll thread. I assure you that my intentions were as pure as the driven snow. Further, I enjoyed the dialogue that we shared regarding an IIFYM approach to nutrition. I invite everyone over for chianti and a cuddle party*.


    * - No gropers, seriously, this is just an opportunity for adults to get together and generate some oxytocin, not some creepy pervert party. Gropers will be ejected.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Confirmation bias.

    For a troll thread I give Burt an A+.

    This certainly was not a troll thread! That is potentially a violation of the community guidelines. It was explicitly stated in the OP that this was not a troll thread. I assure you that my intentions were as pure as the driven snow. Further, I enjoyed the dialogue that we shared regarding an IIFYM approach to nutrition. I invite everyone over for chianti and a cuddle party*.


    * - No gropers, seriously, this is just an opportunity for adults to get together and generate some oxytocin, not some creepy pervert party. Gropers will be ejected.

    I stand corrected. I hope to be able to attend. I have lovely PJs left over from the dance thread.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    lol
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    I'm here for the GIF's
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    I'm in the YOLO cult.

    You oughtta look out...
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    I think the OP is obsess with cults....:huh:
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I think the OP is obsess with cults....:huh:

    And I think you should consider giving up your worldly possessions along with your cares and fears, and embrace Jumballah, the Lord of Weight Loss.

    I am his prophet, Burt, and only through me can you realize his weight loss plans for you.

    I mean . . . except the 47 pounds you've already rocked. But . . . think about how much easier the 48th, 49th, and 50th pounds will be with Jumballah on your side! Also, send nudes.

    With love,
    Burt
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    In for the Kool-Aid
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I think the OP is obsess with cults....:huh:

    And I think you should consider giving up your worldly possessions along with your cares and fears, and embrace Jumballah, the Lord of Weight Loss.

    I am his prophet, Burt, and only through me can you realize his weight loss plans for you.

    I mean . . . except the 47 pounds you've already rocked. But . . . think about how much easier the 48th, 49th, and 50th pounds will be with Jumballah on your side! Also, send nudes.

    With love,
    Burt

    if you're selling meal replacement shakes, then...

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I think the OP is obsess with cults....:huh:

    And I think you should consider giving up your worldly possessions along with your cares and fears, and embrace Jumballah, the Lord of Weight Loss.

    I am his prophet, Burt, and only through me can you realize his weight loss plans for you.

    I mean . . . except the 47 pounds you've already rocked. But . . . think about how much easier the 48th, 49th, and 50th pounds will be with Jumballah on your side! Also, send nudes.

    With love,
    Burt
    Jumballah also help Cerrano hit curve ball.
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    In for the Kool-Aid

    Me too, but I'm scared that they're going to jump on me for counting it as water...
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    In for the Kool-Aid

    Me too, but I'm scared that they're going to jump on me for counting it as water...

    Blasphemer!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    what is the deal with all the cult posts? this is silly and a waste of time to post such silly things. everyone has different things that work for them and different walks of life . just because someone choses a different diet/ lifestyle change doesn't make it a cult. next thing you know someone will post to wear glasses is a cult.

    I'm just here to quote a silly post that is complaining about other MFP forum posts being silly.

    Oh, and also to pick up an application for the IIFYM cult. (Hopefully, they won't dig up any of my old forum posts from my year of eating strict paleo and use it against me. It was still a form of IIFYM, but with just a few additional restrictions.)
  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    I think the OP is obsess with cults....:huh:

    And I think you should consider giving up your worldly possessions along with your cares and fears, and embrace Jumballah, the Lord of Weight Loss.

    I am his prophet, Burt, and only through me can you realize his weight loss plans for you.

    I mean . . . except the 47 pounds you've already rocked. But . . . think about how much easier the 48th, 49th, and 50th pounds will be with Jumballah on your side! Also, send nudes.

    With love,
    Burt

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i didn't choose IIFYM life... IIFYM life chose me.

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  • sjsosu
    sjsosu Posts: 135 Member
    IIFYM and i eat clean foods. i have a an excellent sink/faucet combination where i clean my foods.

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    win
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