What have you learned in MFP's forums?

WinnerVictorious

1) i learned that women are precious artifacts.
2) i learned that the plural of cougar is cougar's and the plural of MILF is MILF's.
3) i learned that drinking expensive meal replacement shakes makes you elite.

what have you learned?

Contrarian

I learned that adults are being bullied EVERY DAY!

diodelcibo

That somehow no matter what form one says something one will try to be offended.

sunsnstatheart

How to loose weight by using these things called keystones

cmriverside

I learned that people are gullible.

AllonsYtotheTardis

That if Doctor Ox recommends it, it must be worth trying.

AmyP619

I learned that T-Rex is UNSTOPPABLE when given grabbers.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

I've learned that if I eat before bed the food will ferment in my stomach. :noway:

iulia_maddie

The most important lesson i received on MFP was that poor people are a race.

Other than that:
Sugar/salt/everything is a toxin.
Girls bulk up way faster than guys.
If you eat fat you get fat.
No carb is the way to go.
The elliptical will make my thighs huge.

Crankstr

some women are afraid of bulk.

RCKT82

there are many ways to accomplish the same goal....the only common factors are determination and consistency

quirkytizzy

That adults can get just soooo stuffed on less than a thousand calories a day, even as their toddlers blow right past that calorie count.

That 10/would bang is an acceptable answer to any question.

And that the internet is not full of rainbows, cute kittens, and unconditional support my dangerous habits. (I cry about that one.)

matt2442

That women are all very bulky and that I am a little girl because I am not bulky at all. And dont know how to be.

quirkytizzy

How to loose weight by using these things called keystones

1/10, would not guzzle

andyisandy

That mfp is a gay bar ...and i still can't get a man number!

BreeNJesse

I can't say the word *kitten* or they lock my thread? Wtf!

Louisianababy93

We're all special snowflakes!

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

That adults can get just soooo stuffed on less than a thousand calories a day, even as their toddlers blow right past that calorie count.

That 10/would bang is an acceptable answer to any question.

And that the internet is not full of rainbows, cute kittens, and unconditional support my dangerous habits. (I cry about that one.)

Just break up.

MidwestAngel

That body wraps work because it's in the title.

WinnerVictorious

I learned that T-Rex is UNSTOPPABLE when given grabbers.

yeah, he is!

WinnerVictorious

I've learned that if I eat before bed the food will ferment in my stomach. :noway:

fresh wine for breakfast!!