What have you learned in MFP's forums?

WinnerVictorious

1) i learned that women are precious artifacts.
2) i learned that the plural of cougar is cougar's and the plural of MILF is MILF's.
3) i learned that drinking expensive meal replacement shakes makes you elite.

what have you learned?

Contrarian

I learned that adults are being bullied EVERY DAY!

diodelcibo

That somehow no matter what form one says something one will try to be offended.

sunsnstatheart

How to loose weight by using these things called keystones

cmriverside

I learned that people are gullible.

AllonsYtotheTardis

That if Doctor Ox recommends it, it must be worth trying.

AmyP619

I learned that T-Rex is UNSTOPPABLE when given grabbers.

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

I've learned that if I eat before bed the food will ferment in my stomach. :noway:

iulia_maddie

The most important lesson i received on MFP was that poor people are a race.

Other than that:
Sugar/salt/everything is a toxin.
Girls bulk up way faster than guys.
If you eat fat you get fat.
No carb is the way to go.
The elliptical will make my thighs huge.

Crankstr

some women are afraid of bulk.

RCKT82

there are many ways to accomplish the same goal....the only common factors are determination and consistency

quirkytizzy

That adults can get just soooo stuffed on less than a thousand calories a day, even as their toddlers blow right past that calorie count.

That 10/would bang is an acceptable answer to any question.

And that the internet is not full of rainbows, cute kittens, and unconditional support my dangerous habits. (I cry about that one.)

matt2442

That women are all very bulky and that I am a little girl because I am not bulky at all. And dont know how to be.

quirkytizzy

How to loose weight by using these things called keystones

1/10, would not guzzle

andyisandy

That mfp is a gay bar ...and i still can't get a man number!

BreeNJesse

I can't say the word *kitten* or they lock my thread? Wtf!

Louisianababy93

We're all special snowflakes!

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

That adults can get just soooo stuffed on less than a thousand calories a day, even as their toddlers blow right past that calorie count.

That 10/would bang is an acceptable answer to any question.

And that the internet is not full of rainbows, cute kittens, and unconditional support my dangerous habits. (I cry about that one.)

Just break up.

MidwestAngel

That body wraps work because it's in the title.

WinnerVictorious

I learned that T-Rex is UNSTOPPABLE when given grabbers.

yeah, he is!

WinnerVictorious

I've learned that if I eat before bed the food will ferment in my stomach. :noway:

fresh wine for breakfast!!

keem88

that i'm a jerk and like to stir up some *kitten* :laugh:

jonnythan

I learned that ice cream is a crucial part of any weight loss program. Thanks Sara!

vjohn04

That there are two types of people on MFP....

Those that support the PopTart
Those that support the Strudel

/end thread.

jonnythan

that i'm a jerk and like to stir up some *kitten* :laugh:

I've known that about myself for a long time :laugh:

harvo

That somehow no matter what form one says something one will try to be offended.

That is devisive and I am offended. i will now not eat and go into starvation mode...Hope you are happy!

RhonndaJ

Just how many adults are bullied and sabotaged by others.

Otherwise, it's just additional reminders of why I prefer cats to people, even though people shed less.
~this is humour, people, more or less~

LeanerBeef

I've learned that everything on the internet is indeed true....

SunKissed1989

That cardio is the devil's workout and lifting is the only way to look good...

oh, and carbs are the devil's food apparently...

elenathegreat

I've learned that I still do not know how to order soup properly:(

tageekly

That it's totally normal to feel bloated and achy prior to my menstrual cycle - and the scale might reflect some water weight too. How did I live so long and NOT know that?!