What have you learned in MFP's forums?

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I have learned that underwear pics are against the rules but bikini pics are not.

    Good thing I decided on that bikini for my before pic.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Something about cauliflower doing something scary to pizza.

    I'm not sure what it is exactly. Because of the trauma, I think I have permanent memory loss.

    that's a truly R-rated recipe. :noway:
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member

    I learned that plain maple syrup doesn't actually work, it has to be maple syrup B. And that the stockboy gets really, really mad when you demand he go in the back and look for pure maple syrup B.

    Yep. And that you sound most knowledgeable about that syrup when you don't tell people what it is.
  • greenihlonde
    greenihlonde Posts: 337
    that you need to announce when TOM is here/on his way

    that loosing weight makes you so frisky you have to add loads of "exercise" cals

    :laugh:
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    That somehow no matter what form one says something one will try to be offended.

    @diodelcibo - :laugh: So true!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I learned that some people have no sense of humor.

    I learned that Poptarts kick *kitten*

    I learned that you need to detox yourself after the poptarts and ice cream, by starving yourself, and drinking some ridiculous concoction of maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Who knew?

    I learned that plain maple syrup doesn't actually work, it has to be maple syrup B. And that the stockboy gets really, really mad when you demand he go in the back and look for pure maple syrup B.

    also,

    maple syrup B + lemon + cayenne pepper is a magical combination that automatically satisfies your macros for the day.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    I have learned that underwear pics are against the rules but bikini pics are not.

    I've learned that blacking out an area of a picture far larger than would be covered by a swimsuit is not allowed.

    However, an avatar featuring boobs literally hanging out of a corset, with a black bar over the nipples, is peachy.
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    I have learned that the only truthful and trustworthy posts appear in the Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games section.
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    I have learned that the "ignore" feature is very handy for blocking out all the undesirables.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    That there are two types of people on MFP....

    Those that support the PopTart
    Those that support the Strudel

    /end thread.

    I just learned that because I do not like poptarts or strudels, I'm not a people.

    (Gotta be honest, that stings a little.)

    Oh, and that a popcorn place that makes chocolate peanut butter popcorn doesn't ship to Canada.

    (Gotta be honest, that one stings a lot. Gif opportunity for those who make them: America, why you no give popcorn to Canada?)

    ETA: I learned that my phone doesn't acknowledge the word strudel. :grumble:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    That guys can wear their boxers for pics but woman cant wear underwear!

    Double Standard

    On a lighter note.

    I learned how to gracefully bow out of a cat fight..
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member

    I learned that plain maple syrup doesn't actually work, it has to be maple syrup B. And that the stockboy gets really, really mad when you demand he go in the back and look for pure maple syrup B.

    OMG - I know, right??
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    I have learned that underwear pics are against the rules but bikini pics are not.

    I've learned that blacking out an area of a picture far larger than would be covered by a swimsuit is not allowed.

    However, an avatar featuring boobs literally hanging out of a corset, with a black bar over the nipples, is peachy.

    I like that avatar. :laugh: But I like corsets in general. As long as it's not underwear, though, right? After all, it's not like it's a LACEY corset or anything. That'd totally be strikeable!
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
    I've learned that first cousins actually DO marry, and their offspring live here.

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  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    I learned that ice cream is a crucial part of any weight loss program. Thanks Sara!

    You are very welcome.

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  • greenihlonde
    greenihlonde Posts: 337
    I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...
    my name is sunlight
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    I learned long division!!
  • fitfreakymom
    fitfreakymom Posts: 1,400 Member
    That threads get locked over dumb **** , like the one on how her *kitten* is getting big from working out and was wondering what type of jeans people wear lol. This is an adult site not a family site so people should be able to act like adults and say what we like.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    That there are two types of people on MFP....

    Those that support the PopTart
    Those that support the Strudel

    /end thread.

    Ahh - I am going to blow your theory up after doing the deal with you to try a Strudel

    Strudel > Pop tarts with no ice cream
    Pop tarts > Strudel with ice cream
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I learned never to talk about BJs on an adult-only forum because sex is apparently offensive.

    You can just PM me the details instead.

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  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    I've learned that "just break up" is an acceptable answer to everything.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    There's always room for a gif on any thread.
  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    Its okay to eat 1200 calories of Raspberry Ketones IIFYM
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I learned never to talk about BJs on an adult-only forum because sex is apparently offensive.

    You can just PM me the details instead.

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    I just love a man in uniform.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    That some people's sarcasm detector is broken.

    This.

    Also, anything can be fixed with bacon.
  • greenihlonde
    greenihlonde Posts: 337
    I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...
    my name is sunlight

    Wanna add me so I can delete you? :laugh:
  • angelcurry130
    angelcurry130 Posts: 265 Member
    that the people who get offended the most tend to be those whose iq was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and don't like it when their limited knowledge comes into question...

    and i've also learned that those tend to be side-splitting threads. ^_^
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...
    my name is sunlight

    Wanna add me so I can delete you? :laugh:
    No, but I have learned how to use the ignore user function.
    It's right over there
    <
    I use it often.
  • greenihlonde
    greenihlonde Posts: 337
    I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...
    my name is sunlight

    Wanna add me so I can delete you? :laugh:
    No, but I have learned how to use the ignore user function.
    It's right over there
    <
    I use it often.

    Ooooh, you don't believe in deleting?! You should give it a try, such a rush!

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