What have you learned in MFP's forums?

AllTehBeers

I have learned that underwear pics are against the rules but bikini pics are not.

Good thing I decided on that bikini for my before pic.

WinnerVictorious

Something about cauliflower doing something scary to pizza.

I'm not sure what it is exactly. Because of the trauma, I think I have permanent memory loss.

that's a truly R-rated recipe. :noway:

quirkytizzy

I learned that plain maple syrup doesn't actually work, it has to be maple syrup B. And that the stockboy gets really, really mad when you demand he go in the back and look for pure maple syrup B.

Yep. And that you sound most knowledgeable about that syrup when you don't tell people what it is.

greenihlonde

that you need to announce when TOM is here/on his way

that loosing weight makes you so frisky you have to add loads of "exercise" cals

:laugh:

Mavrick7a

That somehow no matter what form one says something one will try to be offended.

@diodelcibo - :laugh: So true!

WinnerVictorious

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I learned that some people have no sense of humor.

I learned that Poptarts kick *kitten*

I learned that you need to detox yourself after the poptarts and ice cream, by starving yourself, and drinking some ridiculous concoction of maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Who knew?

I learned that plain maple syrup doesn't actually work, it has to be maple syrup B. And that the stockboy gets really, really mad when you demand he go in the back and look for pure maple syrup B.

also,

maple syrup B + lemon + cayenne pepper is a magical combination that automatically satisfies your macros for the day.

jonnythan

I have learned that underwear pics are against the rules but bikini pics are not.

I've learned that blacking out an area of a picture far larger than would be covered by a swimsuit is not allowed.

However, an avatar featuring boobs literally hanging out of a corset, with a black bar over the nipples, is peachy.

just4nessa

I have learned that the only truthful and trustworthy posts appear in the Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games section.

1223345

I have learned that the "ignore" feature is very handy for blocking out all the undesirables.

metaphoria

That there are two types of people on MFP....

Those that support the PopTart
Those that support the Strudel

/end thread.

I just learned that because I do not like poptarts or strudels, I'm not a people.

(Gotta be honest, that stings a little.)

Oh, and that a popcorn place that makes chocolate peanut butter popcorn doesn't ship to Canada.

(Gotta be honest, that one stings a lot. Gif opportunity for those who make them: America, why you no give popcorn to Canada?)

ETA: I learned that my phone doesn't acknowledge the word strudel. :grumble:

Cp731

That guys can wear their boxers for pics but woman cant wear underwear!

Double Standard

On a lighter note.

I learned how to gracefully bow out of a cat fight..

ImtheOnethatsCool

I learned that plain maple syrup doesn't actually work, it has to be maple syrup B. And that the stockboy gets really, really mad when you demand he go in the back and look for pure maple syrup B.

OMG - I know, right??

quirkytizzy

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I have learned that underwear pics are against the rules but bikini pics are not.

I've learned that blacking out an area of a picture far larger than would be covered by a swimsuit is not allowed.

However, an avatar featuring boobs literally hanging out of a corset, with a black bar over the nipples, is peachy.

I like that avatar. :laugh: But I like corsets in general. As long as it's not underwear, though, right? After all, it's not like it's a LACEY corset or anything. That'd totally be strikeable!

JanaCanada

I've learned that first cousins actually DO marry, and their offspring live here.

Sarauk2sf

I learned that ice cream is a crucial part of any weight loss program. Thanks Sara!

You are very welcome.

greenihlonde

I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...

RainHoward

I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...

my name is sunlight

theCarlton

I learned long division!!

fitfreakymom

That threads get locked over dumb **** , like the one on how her *kitten* is getting big from working out and was wondering what type of jeans people wear lol. This is an adult site not a family site so people should be able to act like adults and say what we like.

Sarauk2sf

That there are two types of people on MFP....

Those that support the PopTart
Those that support the Strudel

/end thread.

Ahh - I am going to blow your theory up after doing the deal with you to try a Strudel

Strudel > Pop tarts with no ice cream
Pop tarts > Strudel with ice cream

Trechechus

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I learned never to talk about BJs on an adult-only forum because sex is apparently offensive.

You can just PM me the details instead.

Brianna72994

I've learned that "just break up" is an acceptable answer to everything.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

There's always room for a gif on any thread.

MinimalistShoeAddict

Its okay to eat 1200 calories of Raspberry Ketones IIFYM

AllTehBeers

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I learned never to talk about BJs on an adult-only forum because sex is apparently offensive.

You can just PM me the details instead.

I just love a man in uniform.

bookworm_847

That some people's sarcasm detector is broken.

This.

Also, anything can be fixed with bacon.

greenihlonde

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I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...

my name is sunlight

Wanna add me so I can delete you? :laugh:

angelcurry130

that the people who get offended the most tend to be those whose iq was scraped from the bottom of the barrel and don't like it when their limited knowledge comes into question...

and i've also learned that those tend to be side-splitting threads. ^_^

RainHoward

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I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...

my name is sunlight

Wanna add me so I can delete you? :laugh:

No, but I have learned how to use the ignore user function.
It's right over there
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I use it often.

greenihlonde

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I've learned that deleting people off my FL can be very liberating...

my name is sunlight

Wanna add me so I can delete you? :laugh:

No, but I have learned how to use the ignore user function.
It's right over there
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I use it often.

Ooooh, you don't believe in deleting?! You should give it a try, such a rush!