What have you learned in MFP's forums?

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.

    so, is "panini" a euphemism?

    How about peen and sandra?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.

    so, is "panini" a euphemism?

    Reported for being a dirty, dirty man. :angry:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member

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    Try this instead.

    I have had this. It is most excellent.

    At any given moment, I have two of them in my fridge.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies
    who doesn't??
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    That some people's sarcasm detector is broken.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.
  • ParisKennedy
    ParisKennedy Posts: 38 Member
    I learned that if you put coconut oil on your body as a moisturizer that you have to count it as calories in your diary :laugh:

    I learned that red wine is the way a classy woman gets drunk and drinking beer makes her look trashy :happy:
    I wonder what those people would think if they saw me doing test tube shots between my boobs and only using my mouth. .."look all, NO HANDS!" and not a drop spilled.

    I learned bullying doesn't end in school, adults are victims as much as children.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Penis and vagina are swear words.

    So is the diminutive for "Richard"

    Richard wouldn't like it if you called it diminutive.

    And my Uncle **** does not like being called a swear word...
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.

    so, is "panini" a euphemism?

    Reported for being a dirty, dirty man. :angry:

    is that your way of offering me a sponge bath? :flowerforyou:
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    That I am much more intelligent than I thought.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.

    ...and cookies.

    And now I want burgers and cookies.

    Sabotage!

    I know! I should defriend you for not being supportive. But only if you promise to not make friends with any other of my friends. I don't like copycats!

    I wouldn't want that entire "race" of friends anyway . . . :laugh:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    That some people's sarcasm detector is broken.

    I think they missed the installation at the factory:)
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?

    Is there any other way?
  • Sunny_fit4life
    Sunny_fit4life Posts: 157 Member

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    Try this instead.

    I have had this. It is most excellent.

    At any given moment, I have two of them in my fridge.

    That you guys are jerks because I have to drive 30 miles to get to a store that carries these. And now I want one :D

    And on a different subject, that people often think that there is only one right answer in nutrition and fitness, a notion with which I disagree.
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    I learned that some people have no sense of humor.

    I learned that Poptarts kick *kitten*

    I learned that you need to detox yourself after the poptarts and ice cream, by starving yourself, and drinking some ridiculous concoction of maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Who knew?
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?

    Is there any other way?
    No shirt?
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I like the way you think rally!
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    One risks a warning if one mentions a loaf of bread.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I like boobies in the rain.

    In a white t shirt with no bra?

    Is there any other way?
    No shirt?

    That's what happens next.

    I mean, we can't let the poor girl catch cold
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
    I learned that poor taste has no limits.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I learnt that some people's poor reading comprehension skills are only matched by their ignorance.

    And that almost everything about the human body can be argued about with research quoted on both sides :laugh:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Something about cauliflower doing something scary to pizza.

    I'm not sure what it is exactly. Because of the trauma, I think I have permanent memory loss.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    That some people's sarcasm detector is broken.

    Are you being sarcastic? :huh:
  • TakinSexyBack
    TakinSexyBack Posts: 300 Member
    There is no "one way fits all" to be a loser. You have to figure out what works for you and stick with it!
  • marylou1976
    marylou1976 Posts: 106 Member
    that you need to announce when TOM is here/on his way

    that loosing weight makes you so frisky you have to add loads of "exercise" cals
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Something about cauliflower doing something scary to pizza.

    I'm not sure what it is exactly. Because of the trauma, I think I have permanent memory loss.

    That's nothing! How about pizza made with rice cakes?!
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    That it's okay to wear string bikinis that go up your butt and show underboob but boys shorts and full bras are TEH WORK OF TEH SEXUAL DEVIL.
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    I have learned that underwear pics are against the rules but bikini pics are not.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    I learned that some people have no sense of humor.

    I learned that Poptarts kick *kitten*

    I learned that you need to detox yourself after the poptarts and ice cream, by starving yourself, and drinking some ridiculous concoction of maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne. Who knew?

    I learned that plain maple syrup doesn't actually work, it has to be maple syrup B. And that the stockboy gets really, really mad when you demand he go in the back and look for pure maple syrup B.

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