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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I learned never to talk about BJs on an adult-only forum because sex is apparently offensive.

    You can just PM me the details instead.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    How to loose weight by using these things called keystones

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    1/10, would not guzzle

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    Try this instead.

    Much better! Also wouldn't have to break up with it. Good all around!
  • CLFrancois
    CLFrancois Posts: 472 Member
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    good stuff
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.

    ...and cookies.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Not every 'Female' is a woman or vice versa.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    I've learned that I still do not know how to order soup properly:(

    no soup for you! come back, one year!!
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.

    ...and cookies.

    And now I want burgers and cookies.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    I've learned that if I feel hungry my body is just confused about whether it's hungry or thirsty. I should drink water and never consider just eating a few more calories. That's crazy talk.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.

    So is the diminutive for "Richard"
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.

    That's right. Everyone knows the polite words for those are "ding a ling" and "muff lined trapper keeper." Anything else is just vulgar.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.

    ...and cookies.

    And now I want burgers and cookies.

    Sabotage!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.
    Not if you call them panis and vegina.

    so, is "panini" a euphemism?
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    I've learned that when I think I'm making smartassed comments about poo coffee (not coffee enema mind you) that I'll get a strike because I was really using sexual innuendo.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,114 Member
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    Penis and vagina are swear words.

    So is the diminutive for "Richard"

    Richard wouldn't like it if you called it diminutive.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I learned that cow's milk is for baby cows.

    ...and cookies.

    And now I want burgers and cookies.

    Sabotage!

    I know! I should defriend you for not being supportive. But only if you promise to not make friends with any other of my friends. I don't like copycats!
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    Try this instead.

    I have had this. It is most excellent.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    people are remarkably gullible
    it's OK to have a months long thread about banging the person above you but mentioning anything sexual in a forum earns a strike
    people are stupid

    mostly people are stupid.

    I've learned that rain likes boobies

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