How many calories in a cat?

firstsip

hurry please

Cr01502

They're pretty much just bone, arrogance, poop, and fur so . . . . maybe 2?

_noob_

Eating the organs and skin too or just the lean meat?

mjculbertson4512

Depends, long or short haired?

leighann881

skinned?

FredDoyle

Carnivores are a bad choice unless you're out of rats or summat.

DontStopB_Leakin

DON'T EAT CATS CUZ THEY POOP PARASITES THAT EAT YOUR BRAIN.

Crankstr

pastryari

BUT DO YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CUP OUT BEFORE YOU EAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_noob_

DON'T EAT CATS CUZ THEY POOP PARASITES THAT EAT YOUR BRAIN.

that would be cows from the UK

ldrosophila

if you are going to fry them try to remove much of the breading to save some calories

_noob_

wait, was this a "red wings" joke?

ThickMcRunFast

calibriintx

Depends on if you weigh the cat before or after you eat it.

DontStopB_Leakin

BUT DO YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CUP OUT BEFORE YOU EAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S THE REAL QUESTION!

diodelcibo

Depends what type of cat ? Most will weigh between 5-15 lbs though.

california_peach

It's roughly the same as possum.

SoViLicious

I like my cat shaved

firstsip

Depends what type of cat ? Most will weigh between 5-15 lbs though.

i dont have a food scale. i mean a scale.

Feisty_Red

I like my cat shaved

meow

DaisyBee8805

I'm laughing so violently.