How many calories in a cat?

Natihilator

HELP!!



If I am eating a burrito cat, do I log the calories from the meat before or after it's cooked???

jonnythan

With or without BBQ sauce?

divemunkey

Does anybody know if you can eat cat in a Paleo diet?

If it had a mother, absolutely. Most good paleos would only eat a raw fed one, though, as kibble fed won't give it the right fatty acid ratios.

chm2616

HELP!!



If I am eating a burrito cat, do I log the calories from the meat before or after it's cooked???

PURRITOS!!!!!!

Jesstruhan

WHY?

37434958

Another person wanting attention. I really love cats and matters like these offend me. LOL :laugh:

Deipneus

I looked in the MFP database and I googled it. I got nuttin.

Yanicka1

Oki doki

ThickMcRunFast

HELP!!



If I am eating a burrito cat, do I log the calories from the meat before or after it's cooked???

PURRITOS!!!!!!

vtmoon

I'm getting Chinese later, I'll ask if they know.

dmpizza

Remember to declaw them first.

vondelynn

Whenever I eat "Cat" I prefer to log it as exercise....

Cardio or strength training?

This. is. awesome.

LMAO

DontStopB_Leakin

DU U WAY UR CATZ B4 OR AFFTUR U PEEL DEM?

sbbhbm

Kittens are like meowing little pieces of veal...

LoggingForLife

OMG....I cannot stop laughing.

leighann881

Whenever I eat "Cat" I prefer to log it as exercise....

This. :drinker:

ShellyBell999

I don't eat cat.
I prefer dogs.

crystalflame

DU U WAY UR CATZ B4 OR AFFTUR U PEEL DEM?

Before, but be sure to specify if it's short hair or long hair. If you say it's a long hair when it's a short hair, you went over your calories for the day and will die.

Or just don't skin them. I'm sure the hair has lots of fiber so you'll end up with negative calories.

homerjspartan

You say this like you really want to eat cats. You are not telling the truth. You're lion.

etoiles_argentees

I'm a cheetah bunny, not a cat.

AmyJeanMarie84

OMG i cant stop laughing and my abs are killing me....

zgrapejuice

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

mustgetmuscles1

Eating kitty is a negative calorie food.

wendybird5

About three times as many as a squirrel, but with a lot more fat.

pastryari

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

SOLID first post.

verptwerp

COME AND GET ME !!!!

_SABOTEUR_

I prefer to eat cock

Daveb1355

Kittens are like meowing little pieces of veal...

My favorite response!

At least when prepping a kitten to eat, they die quickly.... with all the broken bones and such, as I have just read.

Veal just die of sadness.

jofjltncb6

I prefer to eat cock

:laugh:

_SABOTEUR_

I prefer to eat cock

:laugh:

When did they let you back onto the forums? :grumble:

ETA: j/k :flowerforyou: