How many calories in a cat?

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  • TigressPat
    TigressPat Posts: 722
    gotta weigh the cat accurately of course!
    not all cats have the same body type!
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Are you eating the tail? Nothing like a little tail...
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    In for the Aspartame free cat eats.
  • leotardbanshee
    leotardbanshee Posts: 92 Member
    my boyfriend and i were wondering for the longest time how many calories were in a baby (human) if you find out how many are in a cat, maybe i can estimate...
  • leotardbanshee
    leotardbanshee Posts: 92 Member
    also, is it a grass or grain fed cat?
  • Pimpmonkey
    Pimpmonkey Posts: 566
    They're pretty much just bone, arrogance, poop, and fur so . . . . maybe 2?

    Best answer ever!
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Are you eating the tail? Nothing like a little tail...
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  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    my boyfriend and i were wondering for the longest time how many calories were in a baby (human) if you find out how many are in a cat, maybe i can estimate...

    He's a keeper. Tell him I have a cat for him to pet.
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    I love me some sweet pu$$y!

    Amen!
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Kittens are lower-cal, I recommend one of those.
  • aepdx
    aepdx Posts: 218 Member
    about 740
  • KevDaniel
    KevDaniel Posts: 449 Member
    Wait.. what was that?

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  • JeneticTraining
    JeneticTraining Posts: 663 Member
    How many calories are in chapstick?
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    DON'T EAT CATS CUZ THEY POOP PARASITES THAT EAT YOUR BRAIN.

    That's actually kind of true-ish. So make sure to avoid those parts of the cat.

    Honestly, it probably depends on the cat. Take these two:

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    They have totally different macros.
  • leighann881
    leighann881 Posts: 371
    Depends how much you enjoy eating it.
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    OK I asked my poodle and he says cat`s are OK but you should just pet them and cuddle them..they are cute little balls of fun.

    The poodle recommends you just eat some toast with a little butter and leave the kitty alone.
  • HardcoreP0rk
    HardcoreP0rk Posts: 936 Member
    organic, grain-free feed only...of course
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Whenever I eat "Cat" I prefer to log it as exercise....
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    DON'T EAT CATS CUZ THEY POOP PARASITES THAT EAT YOUR BRAIN.

    cooking it thorougly so it reaches at least 65 degrees centigrade all the way through will kill any parasites.
  • FitPhysique
    FitPhysique Posts: 284 Member
    OMG...Funniest thread ever!
  • divemunkey
    divemunkey Posts: 288 Member
    Raw fed would be better, not as fatty as grain/kibble fed. I think they would be much more calorie dense than rabbit.
  • VeeBethTris
    VeeBethTris Posts: 301 Member
    Whenever I eat "Cat" I prefer to log it as exercise....

    Cardio or strength training?
  • rvhorsburgh
    rvhorsburgh Posts: 53 Member
    Depends on the breed of cat. Calicos are leaner than Minx. Orange Tabbies have the highest fat and attitude content.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Sorry I can't remember cat of the top of my head but I remember dog was about 250 calories per 100 grams. Which might be helpful if you have a change of appetite.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    also, is it a grass or grain fed cat?

    it's a paleo cat, it eats what it catches for itself from the wild
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Does anybody know if you can eat cat in a Paleo diet?
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Probably the same as in a rabbit. In fact, if you skin both a cat and a rabbit it's pretty hard to tell them apart.

    I think this might be a voice of experience.

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  • melbournemummy79
    melbournemummy79 Posts: 80
    O.O
    ...
    * speechless*
  • didntfeelcreativetoday
    didntfeelcreativetoday Posts: 39
    DON'T EAT CATS CUZ THEY POOP PARASITES THAT EAT YOUR BRAIN.

    Just dont eat the cat poopd, however they are way to stringy to enjoy.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Wait.. what was that?

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    This one is better...

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