How many calories in a cat?

jofjltncb6

I prefer to eat cock

:laugh:

When did they let you back onto the forums? :grumble:

ETA: j/k :flowerforyou:

♫♪ Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years ♪♫

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firstsip

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

thank you

jofjltncb6

Not sure how this will go over as my first posting on this site...but, what the hell.

As much as I enjoy the cat, I had to do some research. Here are some tidbits of what I've found...

From http://www.messybeast.com/eat-cats.htm
"Cats may first have their bones broken with a hammer, before being boiled alive and pureed into a "health drink," which may be sold in plastic packets for home consumption. They may be beaten to death in hessian sacks. Cat soup is the preferred way to prepare cat meat and kittens are considered to have a more delicate flavour. "Goyangi-tan" (Liquid cat) (being a phonetic translation it is sometimes rendered "goyangi-tang" or translated as "cat stew") is believed to have medicinal qualities. Though they might not eat the cat meat, a soup paste made from cat is used to treat rheumatism."

From http://christwire.org/2011/06/can-cat-meat-solve-the-worlds-hunger-problem/
"Popular cuts include quarters, drumsticks, ribs, sausages and salami. It can also be prepared as a whole spit roast. One successful purveyor in the United States offers such specialties as whole fish fed cat, meat fed cat and chicken fed cat. Clearly there is an interest in this foodstuff and its health benefits are accepted by accredited nutritionists."

No definitive answer about caloric content but the consensus seems to be: The calories in cat meat varies just like beef, depending on fat content. An average 6 ounce serving has 250 calories.

For those who are squeamish, don't follow this link. Recipes and how to properly prepare cats for cooking. http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Let the alienation begin!

Best. First. Post. Ever.

You're either really going to enjoy it here...or really hate it. (Once you've been here a while, this will probably make a lot more sense to you.)

Best of luck. :flowerforyou:

leighann881

I love me some sweet pu$$y!

Amen!

I prefer it savory...

_SABOTEUR_

I love me some sweet pu$$y!

Amen!

I prefer it savory...

Salted? Toffee has always been my favourite. But I always get bits stuck between my teeth. And my dentist didn't approve...

DorisR184

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!

DorisR184

Wait.. what was that?

OMG!! I'm DYING OVER HERE!! :laugh: