Attention all members of the Male Species

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  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    Oi. Ramones. No!

    :smooched:
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Can I add Short shorts to this appeal? Not into veiwing yam bags

    hey now

    In Public?

    Good point, not in public UNLESS you are running 10 miles in July in Texas.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    If the nuts dont fit, you must acquit!

    Lmao
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    So its agree, skinny jeans rock if you got the stones to wear them.
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    Ah, whatever. I have an ex who was 6' and maybe 130 lbs soaking wet (no ED), and he wore tight jeans all the time (and complained about how hard they were to find-- I think it was a 28" waist and a 34" inseam? Something crazy) and as far as I'm concerned, he was way hot, and his boy parts were in no way compromised. :P

    He was, however, batsht insane.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    Look at these guys.

    Who do they think they are!

    Ummm... an 80's band posing in gig gear for an album cover? If they walked around dressed that way on a daily basis... they should have turned in their man cards AND their rocker cards.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    So its agree, skinny jeans rock if you got the stones to wear them.

    You can't have any stones and wear skinny jeans... physics prevent it.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    For what it is worth, males are a gender subset of the human species. The title could have been perfectly suitable as "Attention All Males" or "Attention All Members of the Human Species that Happen to be Male." The latter might have been a little too long.

    I don't wear skinny jeans, but I do wear tailored clothing. Clothing should fit and accentuate your strengths while covering up your weaknesses [not that I have any]. Style is also incredibly personal, so live and let live and do what you know.

    do they make clothes to show off your smartassedness and stubborness?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Oi. Ramones. No!

    :smooched:

    I'll post a pic of the Dead Kennedys if you like ;)
  • Guillotined
    Guillotined Posts: 115
    I can't wait till men start wearing tight fitting yoga pants. So sexy.
  • Not built like that... I rock polo, black 501's and J's.... Trippy swag #TGOD
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Biebs got best of both words, skinny pants where the nuts fit:

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  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    Ah, whatever. I have an ex who was 6' and maybe 130 lbs soaking wet (no ED), and he wore tight jeans all the time (and complained about how hard they were to find-- I think it was a 28" waist and a 34" inseam? Something crazy) and as far as I'm concerned, he was way hot, and his boy parts were in no way compromised. :P

    He was, however, batsht insane.

    Nice!

    Yeah, it's a myth stemming from the 80's medical community that skinny jeans can cause infertility, cancer, etc. More recent studies have shown this is not the case. The only thing I can think of chafing or a rash, but that can be prevented w/ the right fit and underwear.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    Besides, when this whole 'scene' skinny jean crap started most of the guys wearing them had to wear girl's jeans to get them that tight and 'skinny'. Now we are plagued with them as a male fashion option?
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    I have a hard enough time getting my legs and junk to fit in regular cut jeans.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    Ummm... an 80's band posing in gig gear for an album cover? If they walked around dressed that way on a daily basis... they should have turned in their man cards AND their rocker cards.

    True. It is very rock n roll to conform to what society dictates is right...

    Kids these days. I just don't know.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    Biebs got best of both words, skinny pants where the nuts fit:

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    You think Bieber has nuts? Selena obviously doesn't think so...

    *I suddenly feel sad that i even said that*
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    I'm short (like 5'0" short...), and so skinny jeans actually look and fit like regular jeans on me. So I wear them, and will continue to wear them. I don't like loose fitting clothing.
  • gr8pillock
    gr8pillock Posts: 374 Member
    A-****ing-greed.
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    Oi. Ramones. No!

    :smooched:

    I'll post a pic of the Dead Kennedys if you like ;)


    Oh baby, don't think I can handle that lol.

    The kisses are for you and your satire but i'd give them to the Ramones and Dead Kennedys any day.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Biebs got best of both words, skinny pants where the nuts fit:

    justin-bieber-baggy-pants.jpg

    You think Bieber has nuts? Selena obviously doesn't think so...

    *I suddenly feel sad that i even said that*

    Good point. I also hang my head in shame I called him Biebs, and know what you were talking about :(
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
    I'll take skinny over sagging. Maybe. Unless they manage to have sagging skinnies.

    The sagging skinny. You are welcome.

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    That I've seen haha. But... I feel like someone so that messed up on purple drink doesn't count.
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    Agree.

    Girls in skinny jeans = banana_smiley_7.gif

    Fellas in skinny jeans = no.gif
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    I kinda like that look, but even moderately tight conventional jeans drive me crazy and leave no room for my package. I have a Brooklyn hipster friend who wears size 4 women's jeans. I don't get it.
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
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  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I can't wait till men start wearing tight fitting yoga pants. So sexy.

    This^^ If you're gonna do it, might as well do it right.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
    I really don't give a *kitten* what anyone else wears.

    I will say that I prefer a man with big, strong legs that probably would bust out of those skinny jeans.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    Because tight yoga shorts and 'handsy' yoga instructors are what you want touching your wife...
  • Stop wearing skinny jeans. Stop.... Stop it.

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Oh baby, don't think I can handle that lol.

    The kisses are for you and your satire but i'd give them to the Ramones and Dead Kennedys any day.

    Apparently conformity is deeply fashionable these days and I will slink back to my cave, sad in the knowledge that no girl or man could possibly find a bit of rebellion in any way attractive.

    It's a burden I will bear with grace, courage and dignity.