Attention all members of the Male Species

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Can I add Short shorts to this appeal? Not into veiwing yam bags

    hey now

    In Public?
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    these are also "skinny jeans" *drool*

    converse-black-black-tint-denim-chuckin-skinny-jeans-product-1-2311963-663751058_large_flex.jpeg

    These aren't skinny jeans.. sorry. These are jeans that actually fit well LOL.
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,230 Member
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    Stop is right.

    Those shoes do NOT match that shirt.
  • DrBentonQuest
    DrBentonQuest Posts: 151
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    these are also "skinny jeans" *drool*

    converse-black-black-tint-denim-chuckin-skinny-jeans-product-1-2311963-663751058_large_flex.jpeg

    From a designer's perspective, these are 'slim fit' jeans. 'Skinny' jeans hug the calves and thighs. Those just look like fitted, 'slim fit' jeans. They are borderline too long, so he should take them to the tailor.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Oi. Ramones. No!

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  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    Donald Sutherland in Animal House?

    Donald was a blond.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    these are also "skinny jeans" *drool*

    converse-black-black-tint-denim-chuckin-skinny-jeans-product-1-2311963-663751058_large_flex.jpeg

    From a designer's perspective, these are 'slim fit' jeans. 'Skinny' jeans hug the calves and thighs. Those just look like fitted, 'slim fit' jeans. They are borderline too long, so he should take them to the tailor.

    My bad... They're officially titled "Converse Black Tint Denim Chuckin Skinny Jeans"
    http://www.lyst.com/clothing/converse-black-black-tint-denim-chuckin-skinny-jeans/
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Stop wearing skinny jeans. Stop.... Stop it.

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    No. Bad boy. Stop.

    *slow clap*

    :drinker: x100000000000000000..... We are laughing at you when you walk by and male camel toe is just scary.... Plus it makes us think that you have a small package lol

    Male camel toe is referred to as "moose knuckle" :flowerforyou:
  • kellijauch
    kellijauch Posts: 379 Member
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    Haha. This is great! Men should Never wear jeans that are tighter than womens. Never. I don't understand why men wear those skinny jeans anyways. They look ridiculous.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    iggy.jpg

    But it IS shameful to look like a 300 year old saddlebag after decades of self-abuse...
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Oi. Ramones. No!

    :smooched:
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Can I add Short shorts to this appeal? Not into veiwing yam bags

    hey now

    In Public?

    Good point, not in public UNLESS you are running 10 miles in July in Texas.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    If the nuts dont fit, you must acquit!

    Lmao
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    So its agree, skinny jeans rock if you got the stones to wear them.
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
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    Ah, whatever. I have an ex who was 6' and maybe 130 lbs soaking wet (no ED), and he wore tight jeans all the time (and complained about how hard they were to find-- I think it was a 28" waist and a 34" inseam? Something crazy) and as far as I'm concerned, he was way hot, and his boy parts were in no way compromised. :P

    He was, however, batsht insane.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    Look at these guys.

    Who do they think they are!

    Ummm... an 80's band posing in gig gear for an album cover? If they walked around dressed that way on a daily basis... they should have turned in their man cards AND their rocker cards.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    So its agree, skinny jeans rock if you got the stones to wear them.

    You can't have any stones and wear skinny jeans... physics prevent it.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    For what it is worth, males are a gender subset of the human species. The title could have been perfectly suitable as "Attention All Males" or "Attention All Members of the Human Species that Happen to be Male." The latter might have been a little too long.

    I don't wear skinny jeans, but I do wear tailored clothing. Clothing should fit and accentuate your strengths while covering up your weaknesses [not that I have any]. Style is also incredibly personal, so live and let live and do what you know.

    do they make clothes to show off your smartassedness and stubborness?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Oi. Ramones. No!

    :smooched:

    I'll post a pic of the Dead Kennedys if you like ;)
  • Guillotined
    Guillotined Posts: 115
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    I can't wait till men start wearing tight fitting yoga pants. So sexy.

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