I just can't manage 1200 cats a day
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I keep reading everywhere that you should eat more than 1200 cats a day. But I just can't eat that many. The most I've managed is 500 and that's because it's Easter weekend.
Please tell me how you fit so many cats in?
Please tell me how you fit so many cats in?
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It's hard to do, but you have to make yourself reach 1200 cats. I'm sorry, you don't want to go into starvation mode.0
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It's hard to do, but you have to make yourself reach 1200 cats. I'm sorry, you don't want to go into starvation mode.
Starvation mode can be dangerous. You definitely want to avoid that. In fact, you should be netting 1200 cats a day.0 -
Blend em. it's easier to drink calories than eat them.0
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omg. That's a lot of litter.0
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You're doin it wrong. You aren't supposed to eat the cats, You're supposed to lift them!0
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Edit: Apparently getting up 2 hours earlier than usual with only 4 hours of sleep doesn't help my visual acuity.0
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I've easily seen 1200 cats already today.0
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If I am hungry enough, 800 cats works for me--but spread it out through the day and do not consume any litter.0
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yeah, but you burn more than 1200 cats per day just existing...0
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maybe if you added a shake into your day you could manage 1200 cats0
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They go down easier if you coat them in olive or coconut oil...0
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Start with yellow peeps and move up to green cats!0
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Agreed, but how are you all handling the furballs?0
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gotta stay over 1200 or you'll become skinny cat \m/0
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I've heard a false rumor that 1200 cats weigh more than 1200 small dogs. Bottom line is if you lose 5lb of cat it's the same as losing 5lb of dog, it just that the cat is more dense.0
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Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.0
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I try to just make sure and burn more cats than I eat0
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Ugh. Not this again.
Look, just think about it for a minute. Of course the people who eat more cats continue to need to eat more cats. All the work that goes into eating them increases the need for cats.
I only eat 300 cats per day and I'm fine. All I do is sit around and grab the cats that pass by so I don't really need as many cats as the people who go out and have to find and prepare more cats.
You'll be fine.0 -
If you eat less than 1200 cats a day...people on here will yell at you, berate you and make you feel bad. Then they will report you!0
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