I just can't manage 1200 cats a day

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  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on their feet what happens if you butter the back of a cat?

    Does it hover?

    The cat hovers only if the ratio of bread to butter is the same as the ratio of cat to butter. Otherwise the physical properties of the cat overpower the properties of the butter, so the cat lands on its feet. (Or, if you somehow have more butter than cat, the cat lands butter side down)

    For example, if your typical ratio of bread/butter is 28 grams of bread and 5 grams of butter, then if you have an 11 pound cat (4989 grams) you would have to butter that cat with almost 2 pounds of butter (891 grams) for it to hover.

    Didn't they teach you the cat/butter theory in high school physics? Geez, what kind of school did you go to?

    But is it an African or European cat?

    So I was trying this, for science and unfortunately, I couldn't get my cat to stop licking the the butter off as I was slathering it on which makes it very difficult. Are you saying that the air speed is different for African and European cats?

    :laugh:
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    If bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on their feet what happens if you butter the back of a cat?

    Does it hover?

    The cat hovers only if the ratio of bread to butter is the same as the ratio of cat to butter. Otherwise the physical properties of the cat overpower the properties of the butter, so the cat lands on its feet. (Or, if you somehow have more butter than cat, the cat lands butter side down)

    For example, if your typical ratio of bread/butter is 28 grams of bread and 5 grams of butter, then if you have an 11 pound cat (4989 grams) you would have to butter that cat with almost 2 pounds of butter (891 grams) for it to hover.

    Didn't they teach you the cat/butter theory in high school physics? Geez, what kind of school did you go to?

    But is it an African or European cat?

    So I was trying this, for science and unfortunately, I couldn't get my cat to stop licking the the butter off as I was slathering it on which makes it very difficult. Are you saying that the air speed is different for African and European cats?

    Depending on whether it is a long-haired, short-haired, or hairless cat. The butter saturates at a higher rate for long-haired cats, which may result in higher drag, which would affect its air speed. However, due to the lesser density of hair, the saturation rate of the butter on the short-haired cat is much lower, and on a hairless cat, the butter would probably slide right off resulting in a very low saturation rate. Therefore, the chances of a hairless or short-haired cat landing on its feet is much higher than that of a long-haired cat, regardless of its region of origin.

    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I get so tired of this conversation. It's not about NUMBER of cats, it's about the QUALITY of your cats. Refined cats are not healthy - whole, unprocessed cats are best.

    Haven't you seen the posts about the guy who ate nothing but kitty puffs and is in really good shape? Obviously quality of cats is important but it is not as important as the number of cats.

    If you only eat processed cats but in the right quantities you can still lose weight. If you eat completely organic, unprocessed, grass fed cats but in the wrong quantities, you will still gain weight.

    Untrue. Monsanto's GMO cats make up the majority of processed cats in this country! They have been proven to simulate weight gain, no matter how few one eats.

    If they only simulate gain it must be water weight from all that fur.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    But is it an African or European cat?
    I don't know tha-! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • lilmissbamaqueen
    lilmissbamaqueen Posts: 184
    But is it an African or European cat?
    I don't know tha-! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    :flowerforyou:
  • whitecapwendy
    whitecapwendy Posts: 287 Member
    Thats a ton of CATS!!

    hate to be technical, but if each cat is 5 lbs, that would be three tons of cats (best thread ever by the way)
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.

    Winner!

    Winner winner, catnip dinner.
  • silversociety
    silversociety Posts: 222 Member
    Beer beer beer beer...
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    h06663A75
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Try eating 1200 of these:

    cat-bounce_zps05a8a6d2.gif

    Is he riding a very tiny cat underneath him? :laugh:
  • whitecapwendy
    whitecapwendy Posts: 287 Member
    Beer beer beer beer...

    If you drunk the cat in beer batter, it would cheapen the quality of the cat but would provide the fat needed to help with the fur balls
  • laele75
    laele75 Posts: 283 Member
    I'm really angry about all these cat posts - why can't you all be more serious?

    Not sure if serious, but just in case you are, It's April Fool's day and we're all being silly. It will be over tomorrow.

    Sometimes I weep for humanity.

    Yeah, I weep for people who've lost they're sense of humor. That's what's really sad here.

    This thread really brightened up a rotten day for me.

    Especially the Monty Python reference.
  • Soosannah
    Soosannah Posts: 270 Member
    Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.

    but youl'll just be hungry in an hour!

    This thread is funny, but this post almost made me pee myself. You win!
  • Mpol2
    Mpol2 Posts: 442 Member
    Is fur fibre?
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I'm really angry about all these cat posts - why can't you all be more serious?

    Not sure if serious, but just in case you are, It's April Fool's day and we're all being silly. It will be over tomorrow.

    Sometimes I weep for humanity.

    Yeah, I weep for people who've lost they're sense of humor. That's what's really sad here.

    This thread really brightened up a rotten day for me.

    Especially the Monty Python reference.
    It's better to laugh at them, otherwise by weeping you've been dragged down to their level of misery and they've won.:happy:
  • laele75
    laele75 Posts: 283 Member
    I'm really angry about all these cat posts - why can't you all be more serious?

    Not sure if serious, but just in case you are, It's April Fool's day and we're all being silly. It will be over tomorrow.

    Sometimes I weep for humanity.

    Yeah, I weep for people who've lost they're sense of humor. That's what's really sad here.

    This thread really brightened up a rotten day for me.

    Especially the Monty Python reference.
    It's better to laugh at them, otherwise by weeping you've been dragged down to their level of misery and they've won.:happy:

    It was a turn of the phrase. The only crying anyone can do while reading this thread is because their sides hurt from laughing. ;)
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    I'm really angry about all these cat posts - why can't you all be more serious?

    Not sure if serious, but just in case you are, It's April Fool's day and we're all being silly. It will be over tomorrow.

    Sometimes I weep for humanity.

    Yeah, I weep for people who've lost they're sense of humor. That's what's really sad here.

    This thread really brightened up a rotten day for me.

    Especially the Monty Python reference.

    Um, I am glad it brightened you day, it brightened mine as well.
    I'm really angry about all these cat posts - why can't you all be more serious?
    was referencing another thread complaining about all the kitty threads. I've basically responded to them all.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Siamese cats -- basically you only need 600 of those.

    but youl'll just be hungry in an hour!

    This thread is funny, but this post almost made me pee myself. You win!

    And yet people got all serious when I was like
    I'm really angry about all these cat posts - why can't you all be more serious?
    Le sigh. Win some, lose some.
  • laele75
    laele75 Posts: 283 Member
    Ah. The internets an the inability to convey sarcasm and reference points. My bad.

    Also, they're on the internets and complaining about cat threads? Seriously?

    That's like going into a bakery and complaining about too much sugar...
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Ah. The internets an the inability to convey sarcasm and reference points. My bad.

    Also, they're on the internets and complaining about cat threads? Seriously?

    That's like going into a bakery and complaining about too much sugar...

    This person is turned off by your kitty cats: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/944071-what-is-going-on
  • laele75
    laele75 Posts: 283 Member
    Ah. The internets an the inability to convey sarcasm and reference points. My bad.

    Also, they're on the internets and complaining about cat threads? Seriously?

    That's like going into a bakery and complaining about too much sugar...

    This person is turned off by your kitty cats: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/944071-what-is-going-on

    *grabs her bridge and goes to troll*
  • lollilu25
    lollilu25 Posts: 1
    :laugh:
  • DebbieLyn63
    DebbieLyn63 Posts: 2,654 Member
    It could be worse. Could have turned the site into My Favorite Ponies!!

    But for now, I will leave you with this-

    CatINeedHugs_zps41ca8c2a.jpg
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Try eating 1200 of these:

    cat-bounce_zps05a8a6d2.gif

    Is he riding a very tiny cat underneath him? :laugh:

    TOTALLY looks like it!!!! :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'm really angry about all these cat posts - why can't you all be more serious?

    Not sure if serious, but just in case you are, It's April Fool's day and we're all being silly. It will be over tomorrow.

    Or will it?
  • brook97378
    brook97378 Posts: 38 Member
    This post is hilarious! :laugh:
  • DonnaNCgirl
    DonnaNCgirl Posts: 372
    It's not dead yet!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It's not dead yet!


    You're not fooling anyone. Isn't there something you can do?
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    This thread thinks it will go for a walk.
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    It'll be stone dead in a moment...

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