I give up. :(

runslower

I know, I know. Now get dressed, we're going to dinner!

I'm at work though and its 2:45. Only old people eat dinner before 6.

itsHealthy

OP- You don't look fat. and, you really think you are going to be fat just by going back to McD?

runslower

Yes, NEED. Don't argue with me!

Hmm. I like to argue though. :X

It's more fun to argue in person while on the beach

Only if you want sand thrown in your face.

runslower

WHOA SERIOUSLY, all these messages and people calling me a troll is annoying me. I'm like a 5-6 at best. Jesus.

Then you should put up a more accurate picture of yourself. ...I was thinking that it was probably a lucky shot at a good angle, in good lighting, or something. Do you have a beer gut under those clothes?

Well you have to be funny or put out. Your choice. :laugh:

You at least have to buy me something more expensive than BK for me to put out. :grumble:

This is why you'll be forever alone, unless you want desperate girls like that ^ , ...but desperate girls end up being super nice wives, even though they don't let you have fun chasing them pre-marriage.

How expensive are we talking?

At least buy me a damn steak and maybe a milk shake afterwards?

SOLD!!!

Don't tease me dammit.

No teasing! You're funny, and I like funny guys. Any girl would be lucky to go out with you.

Girl, you're pretty --you can do better than that! Don't ever settle for a guy who makes you pay for a first date. Trust me ...they DO have flaws.

Geez, all these women swooning over a guy just because he is "pretty"...ridiculous. Maybe you should all stop flirting with an avatar and go flirt with the real men in your lives. I thought guys were like dogs in heat, these posters make it seem like it's the other way around.

This might come as a surprise, but women and men are not exactly as portrayed on TV.

Thankfully. Ugh I clicked on one of these women's profiles and it said her husband just started chemo. Okay, your husband is battling cancer and you are flirting with a random guy on the computer. WOW.

Uh, yeah, you are referring to me? I am having a lighthearted exchange, yes. My husband, God bless him, would find it funny and charming. You are just horrible and I do not care if I get a warning from MFP for saying so. Thanks for taking innocent fun and making it nasty. Such a talent.

Obviously, her husband probably flirts with random girls on the computer, and she's fine with it --let married couples handle their marriages the way they want. As long as both people are happy, other's opinions don't matter.

You take the internet way too serious. Jesus.

mazzasweet

OoOoOo FUN Thread!! It's okay guys, i'm all caught up!
OP is a not-troll hottie and is going out with hannajessicamari for steak, but will not be playing hide-and-go-seek because he doesn't have a basement! got it?

MidwestAngel

Yes, NEED. Don't argue with me!

Hmm. I like to argue though. :X

It's more fun to argue in person while on the beach

Only if you want sand thrown in your face.

Well if your going to be mean, the offer no longer stands :frown:

loricshields47

suck it up buttercup...everyone on here wants mcdonalds(or local preferance) once in awhile!!! Quitting is an option but so is gutting it out and being proud of what you accompished!! One way or the other your choice will define the way you feel about yourself. I for one hope youre just having an off day.

SlickFootAnna

WHOA SERIOUSLY, all these messages and people calling me a troll is annoying me. I'm like a 5-6 at best. Jesus.

Then you should put up a more accurate picture of yourself. ...I was thinking that it was probably a lucky shot at a good angle, in good lighting, or something. Do you have a beer gut under those clothes?

Well you have to be funny or put out. Your choice. :laugh:

You at least have to buy me something more expensive than BK for me to put out. :grumble:

This is why you'll be forever alone, unless you want desperate girls like that ^ , ...but desperate girls end up being super nice wives, even though they don't let you have fun chasing them pre-marriage.

How expensive are we talking?

At least buy me a damn steak and maybe a milk shake afterwards?

SOLD!!!

Don't tease me dammit.

No teasing! You're funny, and I like funny guys. Any girl would be lucky to go out with you.

Girl, you're pretty --you can do better than that! Don't ever settle for a guy who makes you pay for a first date. Trust me ...they DO have flaws.

Geez, all these women swooning over a guy just because he is "pretty"...ridiculous. Maybe you should all stop flirting with an avatar and go flirt with the real men in your lives. I thought guys were like dogs in heat, these posters make it seem like it's the other way around.

This might come as a surprise, but women and men are not exactly as portrayed on TV.

Thankfully. Ugh I clicked on one of these women's profiles and it said her husband just started chemo. Okay, your husband is battling cancer and you are flirting with a random guy on the computer. WOW.

Uh, yeah, you are referring to me? I am having a lighthearted exchange, yes. My husband, God bless him, would find it funny and charming. You are just horrible and I do not care if I get a warning from MFP for saying so. Thanks for taking innocent fun and making it nasty. Such a talent.

Obviously, her husband probably flirts with random girls on the computer, and she's fine with it --let married couples handle their marriages the way they want. As long as both people are happy, other's opinions don't matter.

You take the internet way too serious. Jesus.

Quoting because I can.

Also because apparently the OP is "adorable", according to some people....

runslower

OP- You don't look fat. and, you really think you are going to be fat just by going back to McD?

Its all about the angles.

runslower

Well if your going to be mean, the offer no longer stands :frown:

I dont like the beach though. I look like a beached whale when Im sun tanning.

runslower

Quoting because I can.

Also because apparently the OP is "adorable", according to some people....

So many haters.

itsHealthy

I just got ignored...hmmm.

MidwestAngel

Well if your going to be mean, the offer no longer stands :frown:

I dont like the beach though. I look like a beached whale when Im sun tanning.

If you look like a beached whale then lifting heavy will make me bulky.

lizlkbg

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Obviously, her husband probably flirts with random girls on the computer, and she's fine with it --let married couples handle their marriages the way they want. As long as both people are happy, other's opinions don't matter.
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You take the internet way too serious. Jesus.
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^^^^^^^^ these are quotes. idk what happened...


I just must be a very potent flirt, because I wasn't even trying. In my neighborhood we call it "light hearted conversation." Let me get a note from my husband and I'll bring out all my flirting superpowers and you will be KNOCKED OUT. Ooh, I almost typed "knocked up." That could happen too, if I let it.

Ooh...then you'd have an excuse for getting fat...brb w/note from hubby...

MidwestAngel

I just got ignored...hmmm.

No you didn't.

runslower

Well if your going to be mean, the offer no longer stands :frown:

I dont like the beach though. I look like a beached whale when Im sun tanning.

If you look like a beached whale then lifting heavy will make me bulky.

You havent seen me shirtless, its not pretty.

itsHealthy

I just got ignored...hmmm.

No you didn't.

Oh good!!! Is the OP's profile pic for real?

runslower

^^^^^^^^ these are quotes. idk what happened...


I just must be a very potent flirt, because I wasn't even trying. In my neighborhood we call it "light hearted conversation." Let me get a note from my husband and I'll bring out all my flirting superpowers and you will be KNOCKED OUT. Ooh, I almost typed "knocked up." That could happen too, if I let it.

Ooh...then you'd have an excuse for getting fat...brb w/note from hubby...

Not worth it. People are idiots on here. Ignore them.

purrtypaws

You take the internet way too serious. Jesus.

Serious or not, this was a lot of laughs to read for me :laugh: so thank you :drinker:

runslower

I just got ignored...hmmm.

No you didn't.

Oh good!!! Is the OP's profile pic for real?

Lol you serious right now?

JessieJanie

I know, I know. Now get dressed, we're going to dinner!

I'm at work though and its 2:45. Only old people eat dinner before 6.

Hahaha! You're right. Sorry, I'm actually 68, I just lie on the internet.

runslower

You take the internet way too serious. Jesus.

Serious or not, this was a lot of laughs to read for me :laugh: so thank you :drinker:

This is how I roll on the MFP forums.

itsHealthy

I just got ignored...hmmm.

No you didn't.

Oh good!!! Is the OP's profile pic for real?

Lol you serious right now?

just too good to believe.

runslower

I know, I know. Now get dressed, we're going to dinner!

I'm at work though and its 2:45. Only old people eat dinner before 6.

Hahaha! You're right. Sorry, I'm actually 68, I just lie on the internet.

Eww, old vagina. :mad: :mad: :mad:

foxro

You can't - it's like Hotel California here. "You can check-in any time you want, but you can never leave" - The Eagles:laugh:

runslower

just too good to believe.

Seriously? This is a joke, right?

MidwestAngel

I just got ignored...hmmm.

No you didn't.

Oh good!!! Is the OP's profile pic for real?

Yes, it's for real. That is his real eye color and he's far from ugly. I'm about to kick his *kitten* for making me say these nice things because I don't want to play into his games. But he's become like a brother to me so I will play along until I'm able to kick his *kitten* in person.

itsHealthy

just too good to believe.

Seriously? This is a joke, right?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......no. Anyway, Ciao for the day!!!

MidwestAngel

Well if your going to be mean, the offer no longer stands :frown:

I dont like the beach though. I look like a beached whale when Im sun tanning.

If you look like a beached whale then lifting heavy will make me bulky.

You havent seen me shirtless, its not pretty.

Ok

runslower

I just got ignored...hmmm.

No you didn't.

Oh good!!! Is the OP's profile pic for real?

Yes, it's for real. That is his real eye color and he's far from ugly. I'm about to kick his *kitten* for making me say these nice things because I don't want to play into his games. But he's become like a brother to me so I will play along until I'm able to kick his *kitten* in person.

I will fight back dammit. :X