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thecanface
thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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How??????
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  • SJ46
    SJ46 Posts: 407 Member
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    This book may explain some things: It's Not the Stork!: A Book About Girls, Boys, Babies, Bodies, Families and Friends (http://www.amazon.com/Its-Not-Stork-Families-Friends/dp/0763633313)
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
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    ...are a sure bet.
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
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    I'm lost:grumble:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    i'm sure some of the guys on here would love to explain it to you, too.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    .... don't have time for this chit
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Birds and bees and stuff.
  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
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    book1.jpg

    Start there.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    .... don't have time for this chit

    QFT
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
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    Sex
  • maggs155
    maggs155 Posts: 258
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    What the H*** are u asking????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Seriously???? Leaving now, what a waste of time!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    Duct tape seems to work best.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    Gu4c8.jpg
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Seriously???? Leaving now, what a waste of time!

    second that
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    birthday sex
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Sex

    My girlfriend and I have been trying to make babies for 2 years this way. Someone please explain what we're doing wrong then.
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
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    How?

    How did I have children? My husband and I had sex A LOT with no birth control (I'm Catholic). No seriously like bunnies. Really.

    How do you take care of them? Work really hard. Go really fast. Don't stop moving. Always put them first.

    How do you spend time on MFP when you have children? When they're napping, having free play, or tucked in for the night.

    How do you lose weight when you're taking care of your children? Play with them more. a lot more. Don't be a bottom feeder. If they don't finish it throw it away or save it for them. Count your calories. Drink more coffee so that you'll have energy to workout after you've worked a full day, cleaned the house, cooked the meals, done the laundry, packed the lunches, ran the errands, played candy land more than you ever wanted too, read stories, gave baths, answered every question they asked starting with the word why, and then tucked them in to their little beds by yourself because that husband is long gone and never coming back! <-- oh wait that's me!

    I hope that answered it for you!

    Good luck:flowerforyou:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    [img]http://i1338.photobucket.com/albums/o688/Velnica/GIF Collection/whatdidyousayaboutmymother.jpg[/img]
  • dixiewhiskey
    dixiewhiskey Posts: 3,333 Member
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    .... don't have time for this chit

    ehhhhhh :flowerforyou:
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,406 Member
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    Ahhh me and my boyfriend went out for supper yesterday night, and there was a parent encouraging her about 6 year old "to go play" by the tables! this kid was nuts - spinning around and almost knocked my drink over off of my table! I felt so sorry for such a broken mom who had no sense to duck tape her child to the chair.

    LOL even the moms friends at the table were saying "you need to control your kid".

    Needless to say, my baby fever i had for the last month or so went away VERY quickly and I don't think it will ever be coming back :)

    Childfree and loving it!

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