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  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
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    Ummmm...a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina and **** kinda happens

    Not always. Who the feck knew it isnt always so easy.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    birthday sex

    girl you know I I I, girl you know I I I
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Ummmm...a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina and **** kinda happens

    Not always. Who the feck knew it isnt always so easy.

    Damnit.....I thought generalizing was the 'hip' thing tonight. :grumble:
  • georgina1970
    georgina1970 Posts: 333 Member
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    How?

    How did I have children? My husband and I had sex A LOT with no birth control (I'm Catholic). No seriously like bunnies. Really.

    How do you take care of them? Work really hard. Go really fast. Don't stop moving. Always put them first.

    How do you spend time on MFP when you have children? When they're napping, having free play, or tucked in for the night.

    How do you lose weight when you're taking care of your children? Play with them more. a lot more. Don't be a bottom feeder. If they don't finish it throw it away or save it for them. Count your calories. Drink more coffee so that you'll have energy to workout after you've worked a full day, cleaned the house, cooked the meals, done the laundry, packed the lunches, ran the errands, played candy land more than you ever wanted too, read stories, gave baths, answered every question they asked starting with the word why, and then tucked them in to their little beds by yourself because that husband is long gone and never coming back! <-- oh wait that's me!

    I hope that answered it for you!

    Good luck:flowerforyou:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    How now brown cow.
  • MizVandyk
    MizVandyk Posts: 602 Member
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    ummm IDK but I somehow ended up with two soooo I must have gotten it right twice
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    get a bottle of wine or drink of choice

    turn on some candles

    throw some marvin gaye

    and "Let's get it on"
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    Do you not go insane.. For the people who really care ;)
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    get a bottle of wine or drink of choice

    turn on some candles

    throw some marvin gaye

    and "Let's get it on"

    Gimme the deets por favor! Slowly......
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Do you not go insane.. For the people who really care ;)

    Did you see my previous response to you? Who said we were sane?
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Do you not go insane.. For the people who really care ;)

    All the time. And then I have momentary lapses where I'm sane.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
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    te asustas si te cuento.... :tongue:
    get a bottle of wine or drink of choice

    turn on some candles

    throw some marvin gaye

    and "Let's get it on"

    Gimme the deets por favor! Slowly......
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    Well that explains a lot!! You people sure do fake it pretty well!!
  • georgina1970
    georgina1970 Posts: 333 Member
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    How?

    How did I have children? My husband and I had sex A LOT with no birth control (I'm Catholic). No seriously like bunnies. Really.

    How do you take care of them? Work really hard. Go really fast. Don't stop moving. Always put them first.

    How do you spend time on MFP when you have children? When they're napping, having free play, or tucked in for the night.

    How do you lose weight when you're taking care of your children? Play with them more. a lot more. Don't be a bottom feeder. If they don't finish it throw it away or save it for them. Count your calories. Drink more coffee so that you'll have energy to workout after you've worked a full day, cleaned the house, cooked the meals, done the laundry, packed the lunches, ran the errands, played candy land more than you ever wanted too, read stories, gave baths, answered every question they asked starting with the word why, and then tucked them in to their little beds by yourself because that husband is long gone and never coming back! <-- oh wait that's me!

    I hope that answered it for you!

    Good luck:flowerforyou:



    This... but seriously, if it's a serious question (most seem to think it's not) try google the the Temperature method. Women takes own temp every morning before rising and records + a few other things and you can work out when ovulation is happening. This is the best time doing to.
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    Ummmm...a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina and **** kinda happens

    Not always. Who the feck knew it isnt always so easy.

    yeah... it was a whole lot of WORK! :happy: Talk about trying and trying :love: and trying :ohwell: and tryinnnng :grumble: annnnnd tryyyyyyinnnnng :indifferent: ..... sigh.......
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
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    Do you not go insane.. For the people who really care ;)

    You do, you just have to make time for yourself. Plus other people's kids are SUPER annoying. Your own...not so much. Unless they are arguing. Then they are super annoying.
  • Jille32
    Jille32 Posts: 1
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    Sweetnothing7 if I could figure out how to like your post, I would! Nicely done!
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    birthday sex

    girl you know I I I, girl you know I I I
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  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    How?

    How did I have children? My husband and I had sex A LOT with no birth control (I'm Catholic). No seriously like bunnies. Really.

    How do you take care of them? Work really hard. Go really fast. Don't stop moving. Always put them first.

    How do you spend time on MFP when you have children? When they're napping, having free play, or tucked in for the night.

    How do you lose weight when you're taking care of your children? Play with them more. a lot more. Don't be a bottom feeder. If they don't finish it throw it away or save it for them. Count your calories. Drink more coffee so that you'll have energy to workout after you've worked a full day, cleaned the house, cooked the meals, done the laundry, packed the lunches, ran the errands, played candy land more than you ever wanted too, read stories, gave baths, answered every question they asked starting with the word why, and then tucked them in to their little beds by yourself because that husband is long gone and never coming back! <-- oh wait that's me!

    I hope that answered it for you!

    Good luck:flowerforyou:



    This... but seriously, if it's a serious question (most seem to think it's not) try google the the Temperature method. Women takes own temp every morning before rising and records + a few other things and you can work out when ovulation is happening. This is the best time doing to.

    Well my nieces had me wanting to cry, from the screaming and me being tired... They were only here for a lil over and hour so I found myself asking HOW ??? How do parents do it?? Everyday?? Alllllll day??? I'm sure I just don't have the patience, and they're not my own, but still.. How do you not end up crying In the corner every night???
  • Nicolee_2014
    Nicolee_2014 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    It's not easy but then I think about how grateful I am to be able to have them in my life. There has been a lot of sadness going around with people I know (like loss of a newborn straight after birth), children with cancer etc. It just makes me hold mine so much harder even if some days I'm on the verge of going to the loony bin :flowerforyou:

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