Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

dirtyd89

Top 10:

1.) If you drink out of a straw.

2.) If you shave all of your body hair off.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)

3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt.

4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees.

5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
(ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on.
(Man card instantly revoked.)

8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

9.) If you wear a sweater vest.
(Man card will be revoked.)

10.) If your not assertive.
(Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

Edit:
I made this post for the laughs.
Don't take it seriously.

If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
(That will be interesting.)

_DaniD_

I disagree with every one of those.

The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

jbutterflye

Fanny packs.

swimmer_chick

I disagree with everyone of those.

The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

Yes, this!!

Speedtrap

Well I guess I had better turn mine in, I am guilty of all but 2, and I am not saying which 2.....

wolverine66

pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


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Alex_is_Hawks

i feel very secure in my womanliness...thank you....

TylerJ76

Making a thread about other mens mancards..

dirtyd89

@_Dani:
Noticed how I said man card and not woman card.

pastryari

Top 10:

1.) If you drink out of a straw. - Wtf?

2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. - Um no.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)

3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. - Um again, no. It can be hot.

4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. As long as they aren't short shorts doesn't matter to me.

5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. -
(ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.) - HELL NO. I love a man that can pull off a pink and/or purple shirt.

6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. - That's just silly.

7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. - That goes for any gender.
(Man card instantly revoked.)

8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. Meh. Stupid one.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

9.) If you wear a sweater vest. - Disagree.
(Man card will be revoked.)

10.) If your not assertive. - I don't agree with the man card being revoked for this, but I do like when men are assertive.
(Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

Edit:
I made this post for the laughs.
Don't take it seriously.

If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
(That will be interesting.)

Edit for spelling.

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dirtyd89

@Wolverine666:
It's a joke thread.
What did I say about taking it too seriously?
Read next time.

_DaniD_

@_Dani:
Noticed how I said man card and not woman card.

Yes. I did.

Jacwhite22

I regularly do 1, 4, 5, 8 and have been known to do 9.

I am comfortable with my masculinity.


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tracymat

Not having a sense of humor???

FireEngineRedHead

You have your female card revoked if you have a sex change operation.

trojanbb

damn I do 2 through 6. there goes my masculinity

MaiLinna

My card is instantly revoked. XD

No, it's mostly because other women around me don't understand me. They wanna go get their nails done or go shopping or watch movies. I wanna wrestle and play video games and try to fart louder than my fiancee. lol.

dirtyd89

Jesus Christ none of you know how to read.
It's a joke post.
>.<

jrutledge01

Top 10:

1.) If you drink out of a straw.

2.) If you shave all of your body hair off.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)

3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt.

4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees.

5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
(ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on.
(Man card instantly revoked.)

8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

9.) If you wear a sweater vest.
(Man card will be revoked.)

10.) If your not assertive.
(Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

Edit:
I made this post for the laughs.
Don't take it seriously.

If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
(That will be interesting.)

i know it's a joke, but on a serious note..
only way to lose your mancard is to be insecure enough to allow others to define and validate your manhood

source: i'm a bad man

thecanface

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billsica

for sale:
1 pink Miami Vice tee shirt
2 pairs shorty shorts, daisy duke jean cute off, one acid washed.

Were do I go turn in my card? If you excuse me, I'll be crying.

NormInv

11. if you make a 'Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.' list.

LaSutopia

pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


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This! A real man can do any of these things or not and still be a real man.

Cr01502

If you don't know the difference between you're and your.
(Man card revoked)

TylerJ76

Jesus Christ none of you know how to read.
It's a joke post.
>.<

So what were you looking for here?
People are discussing your posts.

YOU need to lighten up...

BurtHuttz

I don't recognize the issuing authority of this variety of man card, thus, I reject your* attempts to revoke something I don't possess!

* Note: "Your" is the possessive form of the pronoun you.

redheaddee

4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. disagree only if the person has nice legs

5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
(ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.) heck no, real men wear pink. and look d@mn fine doing it.

If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
(That will be interesting.)

#1: Not being female

FireEngineRedHead

If you don't know the difference between you're and your.
(Man card revoked)

:laugh:

Velum_cado

I disagree with everyone of those.

The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

Yes, this!!

Oh god, every time I hear that I feel a bit stabby.

Also, this is a stupid list.

azztkk

Not being involved in your child's life ....