Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    This! A real man can do any of these things or not and still be a real man.

    i'm wearing a purple v neck shirt and drinking a fruit alcoholic drink while running away from my problems right now.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I might start doing some more of these and invite you to come revoke it for me.

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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    Jesus Christ none of you know how to read.
    It's a joke post.
    >.<

    You can call it a joke thread as many times as you want . . . doesn't mean people will find it funny.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    11. If you macrame yourself a pair of jean shorts
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    i feel very secure in my womanliness...thank you....

    Yes we can tell by your photo.


    I bet you're the type that doesn't often hang around with women, aren't you?
  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
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    Cute post ...... or is being "cute" a way to get your man-card revoked ?

    My husband is guilty of a lot of those ....... and let me tell you, he is ALL man :laugh:
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Posting a topic in the chit chat section of a fitness site about man cards
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    @Wolverine666:
    It's a joke thread.
    What did I say about taking it too seriously?
    Read next time.

    I'm sorry you were annoyed by my post. Perhaps I should have also put that my post was also a joke. I just assumed that in a joke thread, others would be posting jokes and taking posts as jokes. i didn't know you were going to be so sensitive.

    my bad.

    I :heart: you

    :flowerforyou:
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,195 Member
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    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    This! A real man can do any of these things or not and still be a real man.


    i'm wearing a purple v neck shirt and drinking a fruit alcoholic drink while running away from my problems right now.

    HAHA oops, I forgot about the running away from problems thing....give me your human card right now! lol...But seriously, slow down so I can catch up! I want some of that (drink)
  • EngineerPrincess
    EngineerPrincess Posts: 306 Member
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    We understand you meant it as a joke but I don't think too many people find humor that tries to impose a random set of restrictions on men while defining it as "masculinity" very funny, sorry. To each his own!

    I think the only thing that takes away "masculinity" is behaving in an immature manner. Things like whining, or being disrespectful, or typing/texting like a preteen.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    11. If you respond to this topic.


    Wait... <hands in man card>

    :mad: :explode: :sad:
  • gnrshelton
    gnrshelton Posts: 358 Member
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    You could probably add watching Old Yeller as an exception to the crying rule. In case you didn't know the dog dies. My man is allowed to cry when any animal dies....
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
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    My husband *usually* engrosses himself in sports, sports, *Cops*, sports, sports, Spike TV, did I mention sports?....You get my drift. Last night I walked into the living room and he had the Hallmark Channel on. "What's this?" I asked him. "I'm channel surfing" was his reply. I didn't let him off that easily :laugh:
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,195 Member
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    @Wolverine666:
    It's a joke thread.
    What did I say about taking it too seriously?
    Read next time.

    I'm sorry you were annoyed by my post. Perhaps I should have also put that my post was also a joke. I just assumed that in a joke thread, others would be posting jokes and taking posts as jokes. i didn't know you were going to be so sensitive.

    my bad.

    I :heart: you

    :flowerforyou:

    :blushing: :smooched:
  • swimmer_chick
    swimmer_chick Posts: 137 Member
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    damn I do 2 through 6. there goes my masculinity

    Your masculinity isn't going anywhere..
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    i feel very secure in my womanliness...thank you....

    Yes we can tell by your photo.

    I can too.

    I find both confidence and security attractive in women.

    Judgement and jealousy on the other hand . . .
  • Lanise_10
    Lanise_10 Posts: 432 Member
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    damn I do 2 through 6. there goes my masculinity

    ^^ Not Possible!!!
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
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    You could probably add watching Old Yeller as an exception to the crying rule. In case you didn't know the dog dies. My man is allowed to cry when any animal dies....

    Oh yeah! There's something extremely sexy about a man who shows tenderness to an animal or child.
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,195 Member
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    11. If you respond to this topic.


    Wait... <hands in man card>

    :mad: :explode: :sad:

    AHHAHA! If you put on a pink shirt I will issue you a new one :)
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
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    Ways to have your man card revoked:
    1. Not identifying as male.

    There, I fixed it.


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    Added some Alyssa Edwards gold for some actual funny.

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