Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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  • LowFatMama
    LowFatMama Posts: 625 Member
    V-necks are sexy, men CAN & DO look good in pink & purple :) and dammit, I will gladly enjoy a fruity drank w/ my man! :drinker:
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    Annnnnd the real number one is worrying about what other dudes think of you so much that you avoid simple things like straws and sweater vests.
  • FireEngineRedHead
    FireEngineRedHead Posts: 281 Member
    Annnnnd the real number one is worrying about what other dudes think of you so much that you avoid simple things like straws and sweater vests.

    I was waiting for you to chime in on this.
    Sweater vests are sexy.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    Well I guess I had better turn mine in, I am guilty of all but 2, and I am not saying which 2.....

    Oh, do tell...
  • gnrshelton
    gnrshelton Posts: 358 Member
    Just a thought but a real man wouldn't let you revoke his man card..
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Any man that can pull of a pink or purple shirt is sexy as hell!!! Just saying!!!
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
    I disagree with every one of those.

    The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

    :turns in my woman card. because most of the women I know are b!tches.: And men usually are less drama. Truly.

    Hello fellow former woman!

    ETA: I'm pretty sure if there are such things as Man Cards, they ran out after Teddy Roosevelt took all of them all for all of forever.
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
    One of my favorite reasons to be in Aruba is you can order something like a Banana Daquiri without having the bartender look at you sideways. Guess I shouldn't pack my man card for the next trip.

    Oh and it's perfectly acceptable to cry if you take a slapshot to the cash and prizes.
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    I like your list better. Plus #11 Skinny Jeans.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    damn I do 2 through 6. there goes my masculinity


    YEP...I can see that! :tongue:
  • lesspaul
    lesspaul Posts: 190 Member
    Top 10:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw.
    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees.
    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)
    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

    Only a real man can sit at the bar in his pink shirt and jorts drinking a fruity drink through a straw without feeling self-conscious. Hell, maybe even while wearing sandals and tall black socks. Ok, maybe the footwear is going too far...
  • bostonwolf
    bostonwolf Posts: 3,038 Member
    Top 10:

    1.) If you drink out of a straw.

    2.) If you shave all of your body hair off.
    (All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)

    3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt.

    4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees.

    5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
    (ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

    6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks.

    7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on.
    (Man card instantly revoked.)

    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

    9.) If you wear a sweater vest.
    (Man card will be revoked.)

    10.) If your not assertive.
    (Well that's just your life card being revoked.)

    Edit:
    I made this post for the laughs.
    Don't take it seriously.

    If there's any female posters I'd like to hear the Top 10: Ways to have your female card revoked.
    (That will be interesting.)

    I agree with the straw and body hair. Shorts are strictly a cultural thing. Would you have revoked Magic Johnson or Larry Bird's man cards in 1986? I think not.

    The color thing is also an individual choice. If you have the balls to wear it and carry it off (ideally as a dress shirt in combination with a suit) then go for it. Now a pink polo shirt....yeah I have to agree there.

    It is also acceptable to cry tears of joy when one of your teams wins a championship. I'm a Red Sox fan. I unabashadly admit that I cried on October 27th 2004. Tears of utter and complete joy, because I was witnessing something I never truly expected to see in my lifetime.

    Though if you don't cry when Kevin Costner asks his dad to have a catch you just aren't a human being.
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    It is also acceptable to cry tears of joy when one of your teams wins a championship. I'm a Red Sox fan. I unabashadly admit that I cried on October 27th 2004. Tears of utter and complete joy, because I was witnessing something I never truly expected to see in my lifetime.
    I can understand that. I grew up in Cleveland. The last major sports championship was in 1964. I would be reduced to a blubbering bowl of jello.
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    I agree with the straw and body hair. Shorts are strictly a cultural thing. Would you have revoked Magic Johnson or Larry Bird's man cards in 1986? I think not.

    The color thing is also an individual choice. If you have the balls to wear it and carry it off (ideally as a dress shirt in combination with a suit) then go for it. Now a pink polo shirt....yeah I have to agree there.

    It is also acceptable to cry tears of joy when one of your teams wins a championship. I'm a Red Sox fan. I unabashadly admit that I cried on October 27th 2004. Tears of utter and complete joy, because I was witnessing something I never truly expected to see in my lifetime.

    Though if you don't cry when Kevin Costner asks his dad to have a catch you just aren't a human being.

    Wait, what?

    You're from Boston *and* you're a Sox fan, and you agree with the straw comment? Have you never seen our boys drink in a commercial for Dunkin' Donuts?

    What do you do when you order your iced coffee, rip the lid off and start chugging? :laugh:
  • angelh1908
    angelh1908 Posts: 175 Member
    i fail at over half of these


    You WIN at abs....(faints)! :flowerforyou:
  • leantool
    leantool Posts: 365 Member
    taking it as a joke:

    but

    sculpted chest and abs without hair quite mancandy thing!
    said chest in a V neck shirt very appealing!
    pink and purple, my man looks magnificent in certain shades as part of his Friday dressing..

    seen quite a few manly men to cry ...while holding there newborns for the first time
    while giving away their daughter in marriage
    at arrival of the grandchildren
    i feel it's awesome of anybody to dare to show their emotion,
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member


    how to lose your female card:

    #1. take midol for cramps - you should take it like a woman!

    #2. taking drugs to help the pain from child birth (See #1)

    :noway: ...yeah....uh, no
  • CristinaL1983
    CristinaL1983 Posts: 1,119 Member
    damn I do 2 through 6. there goes my masculinity

    You can come turn in your man card to me... If you know what I mean :wink:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    The V-neck is however acceptable with man-hair.
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    The V-neck is however acceptable with man-hair.

    of course, that way you can play the odd or even game.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    tl;dr

    however i really, really, really hope somebody already responded with:

    11) starting threads on ways to have your man card revoked.
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    I could never be with a man that sides with his mom over me. drives me nuts!
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    I disagree with everyone of those.

    The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

    Yes, this!!

    guilty! I think most women are drama, I get along way better with guys. they are laid back and tell ya how it is without being dramatic and catty.
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    MUCH better list than the OP
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable.
    (When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)

    a) Field of Dream makes me cry only because people like that horrible movie. (let the rumpus begin)

    and

    b) it is acceptable to cry in the shower if no one sees you and you blame the red eyes on soap.

    :laugh:
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    The V-neck is however acceptable with man-hair.

    This is why I wear a V-neck that goes down to my belly button!
  • JingleMuffin
    JingleMuffin Posts: 543 Member
    for sale:
    1 pink Miami Vice tee shirt
    2 pairs shorty shorts, daisy duke jean cute off, one acid washed.

    Were do I go turn in my card? If you excuse me, I'll be crying.

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    all the ball room is in the basement.
    i like those. pic with them on you?
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    I like your list better. Plus #11 Skinny Jeans.

    living in your mother's basement, and having her do your laundry, cooking, and cleaning, past age 30 (this is devoid of those who went through a divorce/foreclosure/layoff and this is a temporary situation)
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    tl;dr

    however i really, really, really hope somebody already responded with:

    11) starting threads on ways to have your man card revoked.

    yep, i did on the first page.

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