Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

WendyTerry420

pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


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FTW

Not sure where you two have been. The concept of "turning in your man card" is an oldie but goodie.

WendyTerry420

One of my favorite reasons to be in Aruba is you can order something like a Banana Daquiri without having the bartender look at you sideways. Guess I shouldn't pack my man card for the next trip.

Oh and it's perfectly acceptable to cry if you take a slapshot to the cash and prizes.

Vacations get you a free pass, Justal! :laugh:

WendyTerry420

taking it as a joke:

but

sculpted chest and abs without hair quite mancandy thing!
said chest in a V neck shirt very appealing!
pink and purple, my man looks magnificent in certain shades as part of his Friday dressing..

seen quite a few manly men to cry ...while holding there newborns for the first time
while giving away their daughter in marriage
at arrival of the grandchildren
i feel it's awesome of anybody to dare to show their emotion,

Have to disagree, except about the crying. My husband cried when our daughter was born. (firstborn)

wolverine66

pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


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FTW

Not sure where you two have been. The concept of "turning in your man card" is an oldie but goodie.

you're half right

nokanjaijo

5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
(ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

You just revoked the Joker's man card.

That ain't right.

misskerouac

My husband looks DAMN good in purple

wolverine66

5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked.
(ex: pink, violet, purple, etc.)

You just revoked the Joker's man card.

That ain't right.

tuckerrj

I agree with #1, #9 & the fanny pack. This coming from a guy that has gone to a quilt show and an orchid show in the last month!!!:blushing:

WendyTerry420

pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


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FTW

Not sure where you two have been. The concept of "turning in your man card" is an oldie but goodie.

you're half right

:laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


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ahahahaha.. love my FL guys.

MyChocolateDiet

My husband looks DAMN good in purple

and what about PRINCE and DONNY OSMOND....crushed SO HARD on those two for almost a decade. lol. Crushed harder on prince tho' cause....purple AND velvet...+ eyeliner= swoon.

jmc0806

well I'm wearing a v neck shirt today, so no

ApexLeader

got a purple and pink v-neck fanny pack on right now

Pixi_Rex

if you post about 10 ways to have your man card revoked...


also some men can pull pink off better than most women...


PS... the only way to have your "man card" revoked is to have your penis removed... just sayin...

bearwith

Add these:

if you don't put the rubbish out - that is what a gentleman would do

If you don't comment on how your significant other looks now and again

tmoyer1209

i fail at over half of these

Does wishing I looked like steve1686 revoke my man card????

Heck nah! It's called "positive imagery" LOL I, for one, love this post and lots of the replies! It's hilarious to watch people get all hurt over "man-card" jokes. And if steve1686 gets his man card revoked, there is just no hope for women's eye-candy!

dewsmom78

If you speak to me in a baby voice. Women want men, not little boys.

WendyTerry420

if you post about 10 ways to have your man card revoked...


also some men can pull pink off better than most women...


PS... the only way to have your "man card" revoked is to have your penis removed... just sayin...

That's just nonsense. It's all about the cajones, not the penis.

Deipneus

That's just nonsense. It's all about the cajones, not the penis.

I'm only going to say this to prevent someone else from doing it in a mean way. Cajones is Spanish for "drawers". The word you are looking for is "cojones". :-)

MyChocolateDiet

1.) If you drink out of a straw.

drinks with straw, still manly

2)

shaven...still manly.

3)

v-necks can be very manly. especially when there is something dangling out like that all reckless and stuff. (belt)

4)

these shorts are short but man OH MAN that's still a man if I ever saw one.

5)


sorry prince gets double billing b/c....those eyes. *swoon* and have you SEEN the women he's bedded? all man.

6)
drinking fruity drink --still manly

7)

sometimes a man needs time to get things in order before facing his problems, case in point harrison ford. *read, ducks in a row*.

8)

I don't care if they're crying cause they broke a nail...them's hawt!

9)

sweater vest you say? yum. -- ding. ding. manly.

10)
many men do this passive move everyday

sometimes men like a woman to be assertive. there's a whole "business" based on it. *read: dominatrix*.

So in summation. No, no, no, no, no,no, no, no,no, aaaaaaaaaaaaand no. But thanks OP for the thread and the challenge/opportunity to include so much man candy.

rmikle

looks like you dont have a man card just by the look of your face.

Mavrick7a

@dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge. I
10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

Mavrick7a

@dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

rmikle

When you eat less than 1300 calories a day, youre not manly and have no business making this thread. Please run away now. Do you even lift?

MyChocolateDiet

@dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

Please oh please Maverick, post pics when you do. And then FR me. Lol.

I give your idea two thumbs up. Don't ask me where tho. Oh heck I'll give it two Tom Cruise's too! One for your name and one cause....v neck AND purple!

PaleoChocolateBear

Ray Lewis were purple

TX_Thundercat

@dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

@ Mav - Imma do it, just because I know you've been looking for an excuse to wrestle me...

Mavrick7a

@dirtd89 - I realize that you are just trying to stir up discussion, but I am going to do everything on your list today and go to the UFC Gym (where I train at everyday). Dare someone to take the "mancard" from my hand. :laugh:

1.) If you drink out of a straw. My protein shake is usually blended and drank out of a straw.
2.) If you shave all of your body hair off. I don't shave, and also don't have much body hair.
(All real men have body hair. Wear it like a badge of honor.)
3.) If you wear a V Neck shirt. Don't own one, but will wear one.
4.) If your shorts are higher then your knees. My MMS shorts are above my knees
5.) If you wear any of the following colors will have your man card revoked. My boxing gloves and golf shirt is pink for Susan Komen.
6.) If you drink fruity mixed alcoholic drinks. I live in Hawaii. Mai tais are common place for visitors and friends from the mainland.
7.) If you run away from all of your problems and don't face them head on. Don't deal with everything head on. Get help when you need. In the past, I tried to fix everything myself. Sometimes you also need to make sure that you are addressing the problem and not the symptom.
8.) There's only 3 moments when crying for a man is acceptable. I see athletes cry all the time. Fighters in the gym cry.
(When a family member dies, when his dog dies and that movie "The Field of Dreams". My dad came up with it. LOL.)
9.) If you wear a sweater vest. Wear what you want, I don't judge.
10.) If your not assertive. Actually, I have learned to be collaborative. Trust me on this one. I also work for a Fortune 500 company and vendor, associates see you as a "bully" The only time that I am assertive is in the gym or coaching my wrestlers, otherwise I remain under the radar.

@ Mav - Imma do it, just because I know you've been looking for an excuse to wrestle me...

@TX-Thundercat - Yes! stil trying to get you drunk first :drinker:

@chocolatediet - Thanks and appreciate the two thumbs up. I literally knocked an MMA wanna be out for less.... he was being Really Assetive :laugh:

@rmikle - echo your funny comments.

dirtyd89

@rmikle:
Really?
Yes.
I do lift and I'm a runner so don't need to eat much.
Could outrun you in day of the week brah.

TX_Thundercat

Drunken MMA rasslin..? Bring it!