Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

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  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
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    Wearing skinny jeans?

    LMAO ... best one!!!! NO MAN should ever wear skinny jeans. There s a guy at my office that does and EVERYONE gives him so much **** about it! LOL

    As for me, I guess I'm in trouble. I shave my body hair into a V-necked sweater vest! :laugh:

    SEXY! You win

    How you doin'? :flowerforyou:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    @Wendy:
    What can I say?
    Women love drama.
    LOL.
    XD

    :laugh:
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
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    I walked into the gym last night and my gym partner noticed I had on new capris. I thought about yanking his man card right then and there................ ;) Somehow noticing that the black capris I wore last night were different from the black ones I wore the week before...that's just too much for me.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    11. If you respond to this topic.


    Wait... <hands in man card>

    :mad: :explode: :sad:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
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    I walked into the gym last night and my gym partner noticed I had on new capris. I thought about yanking his man card right then and there................ ;) Somehow noticing that the black capris I wore last night were different from the black ones I wore the week before...that's just too much for me.
    Maybe you just look REALLY GOOD in your black capris!!!!! :tongue:
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    Wearing skinny jeans?

    OMFG This should be #'s 1-1 million.

    I love the skinny jeans meme that says "When someone says "get into a girl's pants", they didn't mean literally..."
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


    ?

    FTW
  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
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    i fail at over half of these
  • _Witsy_
    _Witsy_ Posts: 609 Member
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    I walked into the gym last night and my gym partner noticed I had on new capris. I thought about yanking his man card right then and there................ ;) Somehow noticing that the black capris I wore last night were different from the black ones I wore the week before...that's just too much for me.
    Maybe you just look REALLY GOOD in your black capris!!!!! :tongue:

    lol Well I guess I can hope that's the reason. =p
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
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    i fail at over half of these

    Does wishing I looked like steve1686 revoke my man card????
  • LowFatMama
    LowFatMama Posts: 625 Member
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    V-necks are sexy, men CAN & DO look good in pink & purple :) and dammit, I will gladly enjoy a fruity drank w/ my man! :drinker:
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
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    Annnnnd the real number one is worrying about what other dudes think of you so much that you avoid simple things like straws and sweater vests.
  • FireEngineRedHead
    FireEngineRedHead Posts: 281 Member
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    Annnnnd the real number one is worrying about what other dudes think of you so much that you avoid simple things like straws and sweater vests.

    I was waiting for you to chime in on this.
    Sweater vests are sexy.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
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    Well I guess I had better turn mine in, I am guilty of all but 2, and I am not saying which 2.....

    Oh, do tell...
  • gnrshelton
    gnrshelton Posts: 358 Member
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    Just a thought but a real man wouldn't let you revoke his man card..
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    Any man that can pull of a pink or purple shirt is sexy as hell!!! Just saying!!!
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
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    I disagree with every one of those.

    The only way to have your woman card revoked is if you whine about how much you hate other women and say you only hang out with men because there is less drama.

    :turns in my woman card. because most of the women I know are b!tches.: And men usually are less drama. Truly.

    Hello fellow former woman!

    ETA: I'm pretty sure if there are such things as Man Cards, they ran out after Teddy Roosevelt took all of them all for all of forever.
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
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    One of my favorite reasons to be in Aruba is you can order something like a Banana Daquiri without having the bartender look at you sideways. Guess I shouldn't pack my man card for the next trip.

    Oh and it's perfectly acceptable to cry if you take a slapshot to the cash and prizes.
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,862 Member
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    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
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    Okay, I'll play:

    1) You can't parallel park.
    2) You iron your jeans.
    3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
    4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
    5) You can't hold a job.
    6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
    7) You dye your own hair.
    8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
    9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
    10) You love to play bunco.

    I like your list better. Plus #11 Skinny Jeans.

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