Top 10: Ways to have your man card revoked.

LaSutopia

Meh, not very funny. I also don't like that this type of joke perpetuates false masculinity. I like an occasional fruity drink, I watch Glee and Gilmore girls, I like shopping and cooking, and various other "not manly!" things. Yet my hands are usually dirty and cut up from working, I like working on cars and with wood, etc.

You are more than welcome to my man card though, I don't require it. :flowerforyou:

Can I have your man card? LOL I think you just might be as close to perfect as a guy can get...tell me? do you wear pink? how tall are you lol

LaSutopia

Wearing skinny jeans?

LMAO ... best one!!!! NO MAN should ever wear skinny jeans. There s a guy at my office that does and EVERYONE gives him so much **** about it! LOL

As for me, I guess I'm in trouble. I shave my body hair into a V-necked sweater vest! :laugh:

SEXY! You win

How you doin'? :flowerforyou:

Trying to squeeze into my skinny jeans....lol....not really. I bought a pair and think they look ridiculous. I only like boot cut (even though i don't wear boots)

LaSutopia

i fail at over half of these

and that is because you can sir....you could wear a dress and keep your man card in my opinion.

LaSutopia

Okay, I'll play:

1) You can't parallel park.
2) You iron your jeans.
3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
5) You can't hold a job.
6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
7) You dye your own hair.
8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
10) You love to play bunco.

Now see...THIS is a good list! LOL that's some funny stuff right there

LaSutopia

The V-neck is however acceptable with man-hair.

This is why I wear a V-neck that goes down to my belly button!

OMGAWD! lol

LaSutopia

I wanna FR most of you before this gets locked and I lose all you wonderful people! lol

olDave

pretending that there is a fictional card that validates your manliness.


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LOL....good one.:laugh:

nightengale7

Okay, I'll play:

1) You can't parallel park.
2) You iron your jeans.
3) You're at a restaurant and ask a male friend to join you on a trip to the men's room.
4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.
5) You can't hold a job.
6) You're over 30 and still go to strip clubs.
7) You dye your own hair.
8) You go to your kid's game and scream at the kids, refs, coaches, or other parents.
9) You whip out a calculator when the check arrives.
10) You love to play bunco.

I you :flowerforyou:

smantha32

Jared and I disagree with #3. :bigsmile:

smantha32

Okay, I'll play:


4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.

HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.

dirtyd89

I love the comments.
Your all puppets on my strings.
Trolling you people is so easy.
XD

rmikle

I love the comments.
Your all puppets on my strings.
Trolling you people is so easy.
XD

There is no trolling about your food log. You are a legit girly man.

dirtyd89

@rmikle:
Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
U MAD BRO?
I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
XD

Mavrick7a

@rmikle:
Someone is clearly butt hurt if you keep stalking my page.
U MAD BRO?
I may not be the strongest guy in the world but I'm clearly in great shape.
If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too.
I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day.
XD

@dirtyd89 - How can you make these statements and not expect an opinion in return. Are you trying to be ASSertive again?:laugh:

Couple of responses that I couldn't resist:
"If I was really serious about lifting weights I'd could put on 20 lbs of muscle easy in 10 weeks but I choose not too." No way to do this naturally in 10 weeks. Prove it.

"I prefer stamina endurance over muscle endurance any day." What does this mean? Are you trying to say that MMA fighters don't have stamina endurance, but you do?

dirtyd89

This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.

rmikle

This is going to be the last comment I make on this post so I'll make it quick.
I prefer stamina endurance where I can move faster where as if I had muscle endurance (too much muscle) I move slower which isn't what I want to do on the fitness side of things.
Yeah I was exaggerating on the 20 lbs but you still get the point.
By the way I was talking to another person not you when I made that comment.

Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.

Deipneus

Lol tell that to Adrian Peterson.

Whew! Talk about thread drift.... we went around the world!

amandapye78

My Grandpa's favorite color was pink, and he looked and acted just like John Wayne. I feel sorry for anyone whoever thought they could revoke his man card.

tallulahthunderbird

*sideeye*

Deipneus

Okay, I'll play:

4) Your mother has a problem with your wife and you side with your mother.

HA! my cousin's EX husband did this. He's history.

Good, he needs to be history!