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  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
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    I would also like to add that seeing a topic just called "Boobs" in My Topics continues to make me giggle, because boobs make me giggle
  • GoHeels1974
    GoHeels1974 Posts: 48
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    B:tongue::tongue: Bies..... yum
  • veggiehottie
    veggiehottie Posts: 590 Member
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    This thread has done much for my boobs' self esteem. Awesome!

    Thanks for all of the tips, ladies. :flowerforyou:
  • breezylou2
    breezylou2 Posts: 61 Member
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    I'd say if I was blessed with some perky pink sweet little A or B I'd totally go bra less and hang out in cold rooms a lot.

    Oh yes and totally rock the low cuts

    Congratulations, you just won the internet.
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
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    I've learned to embrace my small b's...so glad that I have a butt to make up for it tho! :laugh:
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    Yeeeeahhhh, I'm one of the unfortunate females out there with a huge everything else and.. B cups. I fcking look like Meg..
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Stolen from the web:
    Boobs are wonderful
    boobs can be bright
    boobs can make you smile,
    and drool all night

    When i think of boobs,
    it makes me feel fine,
    boobs soft and firm,
    i select them like wine

    1990 oh what a good year,
    firm, soft, and luscious,
    it's good not to be queer
    1991 oh isn't it fun
    jiggly, bouncy, and ripe,
    you're almost 21!

    I love it when girls jog
    and wear a low cut top,
    every time i see them,
    i hope one to pop out with a flop

    boobs in magazines,
    boobs in my dreams,
    boobs at the beach,
    boobs and hair blonde bleached

    oh the joy boobs bring,
    together we should all sing,
    boobs here, boobs there,
    boobs bouncing everywhere.

    http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/6c5365e8d6/an-ode-to-boobs
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    Ode to Breasts

    Some are big. Some are small.
    Some you can barely see at all.
    A million sizes. A million shapes.
    Some stand up and fight. Some hang like drapes.
    Silicone firm, or with a natural jiggle.
    How I love to watch them wiggle.
    Plunging neckline leaves cleavage to bare.
    As she bends forward without a care.
    From a “B” to a Double “D”,
    They always seem to fascinate me.
    They’ll steal my attention, and I’ll stop and stare.
    Wondering if they’re in underwear.
    Every night before I go to bed,
    It’s not Sugar Plum Fairies dancing in my head.
    In the Mall, or on the Beach.
    They seem so close, yet so far from reach.
    “Are your nipples pink, or are they brown?”
    I’m dieing to ask, but don’t make a sound.
    Whether the nipple’s plump, or the nipple’s tall.
    When it comes to breasts, I love them all!
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
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    Lost 10 lbs, went from B to A. Meh. I can run, go braless and sleep on my stomach, no problem.

    Just wish my husband could....do....something....to them.....:sad:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Nutella+Boobs= Amazingness!!!!!!!!!!

    Food and body parts do not mix, sorry!

    Eventhough both are VERY delightful to senses, I definitely like to enjoy them separately :tongue:

    meh
    I disagree. I don't mind food and body parts, but to each his own...

    x puts on her whipped cream bikini x
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I'm a D right now, but the boob fairy is slowing taking back my "gift." And, how dare she, we agreed on no take-backs!
  • justinamay0535
    justinamay0535 Posts: 132 Member
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    I sure would love a set of bigger girls. I am lucky enough to have a big booty though so that's good with me. I sure do admire a big ol booty! Precisely why I squat like it's hot! Lol
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
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    I'd say if I was blessed with some perky pink sweet little A or B I'd totally go bra less and hang out in cold rooms a lot.

    Oh yes and totally rock the low cuts

    You took the words right out of my mouth
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
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    I'm having mine removed...they already tried to kill me once and threatening a second time...they gots to go! :)
  • zealousmissjj_wechange
    zealousmissjj_wechange Posts: 445
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    When you're blessed with a cute face and nice *kitten*, it just wouldn't be fair to throw in big boobs too :laugh:.

    So I'll be rocking my slightly shrunk B-cup!
  • zealousmissjj_wechange
    zealousmissjj_wechange Posts: 445
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    For all us 'less-fortunate' ladies
  • LadyZephyr
    LadyZephyr Posts: 286 Member
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    I wish I had smaller breasts. I'm a 34F (UK size, no idea what that is in US) and it's just a pain, literally, it hurts. I don't like the way they look. I'd rather have smaller, perkier boobs. With all the amazing lingerie out there, you can easily fake a cleavage if you don't have much of one naturally, any way. It's all about the bra. And, I'd love to not have to wear a bra all of the time. I put my bra on first thing in the morning and it's the last thing I take off at night, right before bed.
    Big boobs are overrated.
    Saying that, I'd look well strange with small boobs, they just wouldn't fit my frame well at all!
  • xjckemx
    xjckemx Posts: 95 Member
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    For all us 'less-fortunate' ladies

    Love this!!!
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    My bust is 33 (thanks to my wide chest bones & some chest muscles that I get from bench/chest pressing a 45kg or 100lb barbell) and bra size is 34a. Somehow whenever I'm working out at the gym with my sports bra top or I wear something that reveals my chest, people thought I have a cleavage which in fact those are chest muscles but at least that gives an illusion that I have "boobs", LOL
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
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    When you're blessed with a cute face and nice *kitten*, it just wouldn't be fair to throw in big boobs too :laugh:.

    So I'll be rocking my slightly shrunk B-cup!

    Still secksay!

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