Women's opinion, Men's swimwear

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    What about banana hammocks?
    dude. this is like the third or fourth zombie thread that has been bumped by you today. you must be super ****ing bored.


    also: i agree with the double standard comment. and, my man would look hot in any of the above, but he's hottest naked :smokin:
    4th?
    Dang, ...slacking.
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    An appropriate use of the Speedo.

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    You're welcome.

    god, seriously: thanks. i almost never comment on things like this, but they've made mad improvements on the speedo, yeah?

    Just stopping by to point out that they are indeed Olympic swimmers. The ONLY guys who get to rock these are these guys and a handful of others in the pool simultaneously. If you aren't one of them, then NO.

    I swim in a pool in Rome 4 days a week. I see alot of good bods like this---even on the older guys. In Italy, Speedos are it for swimming. I really don't understand the problem American women have with them, except perhaps the overweight population in the States make it an eyesore. I'll point out that Italians eat alot of carbs and have great bods overall--but that's another thread.
  • the_dude00
    the_dude00 Posts: 1,056 Member
    I love the double standard here.

    If a guy wears a speedo with a less than perfect body, it is gross. But we are supposed to accept women in bikinis regardless of her fitness level.

    Women in bikinis who have a less than perfect body are gross too. In general bikinis and speedos are completely classless swimwear.

    I must be classless, but I really like girls in bikinis
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    I love the double standard here.

    If a guy wears a speedo with a less than perfect body, it is gross. But we are supposed to accept women in bikinis regardless of her fitness level.

    Women in bikinis who have a less than perfect body are gross too. In general bikinis and speedos are completely classless swimwear.

    I must be classless, but I really like girls in bikinis

    Me too.
  • ClementineGeorg
    ClementineGeorg Posts: 505 Member
    In my opinion even the most gorgeous man on earth looks bad with speedos. They can ruin the nest bodies. Just like those micro-bikinis look bad on women. It's... strange...

    Boardshort are good for beach sports... but I see them as strange when just sitting at the beach.

    Trunks. Definetly trunks. Not to tight, not to baggy. Just normal trunks.
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Just a question---what kind of tan are you getting with board shorts? When you take them off the tan line is gross. Like a farmer tan when you wear a t-shirt in the sun. Speedos give the best tan.
  • F00LofaT00K
    F00LofaT00K Posts: 688 Member
    Speedos are weird. ALWAYS. It makes me think of a man wearing little kid undies.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject

    Of course, you wear a speedo under your board shorts for when you get off your board. You know, because tan lines. I've seen it. It's black with white stripes.
  • Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject

    Of course, you wear a speedo under your board shorts for when you get off your board. You know, because tan lines. I've seen it. It's black with white stripes.


    It's so important to avoid those tan lines!!! :heart: :flowerforyou: :drinker: :wink: :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I love the double standard here.

    If a guy wears a speedo with a less than perfect body, it is gross. But we are supposed to accept women in bikinis regardless of her fitness level.

    Women in bikinis who have a less than perfect body are gross too. In general bikinis and speedos are completely classless swimwear.

    How the hell is a bikini classless swimwear?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Hey women, we don't wear swimwear to the beach to impress you. We do it to impress other men.


    What?
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    I'm totally cool with Speedos, if the dude has the body to rock them. My personal favorite are the Daniel Craig Casino Royale style, though.

    daniel-craig-in-casino-royale.jpg

    ^^^^
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  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    No speedo, please. They creep women out. True story.

    False story. On a lean build with nice legs they are dead sexy.
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject
    Let's just hope you don't wear board shorts and a wetsuit simultaneously.
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member
    An appropriate use of the Speedo.

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    You're welcome.

    god, seriously: thanks. i almost never comment on things like this, but they've made mad improvements on the speedo, yeah?

    Just stopping by to point out that they are indeed Olympic swimmers. The ONLY guys who get to rock these are these guys and a handful of others in the pool simultaneously. If you aren't one of them, then NO.

    I swim in a pool in Rome 4 days a week. I see alot of good bods like this---even on the older guys. In Italy, Speedos are it for swimming. I really don't understand the problem American women have with them, except perhaps the overweight population in the States make it an eyesore. I'll point out that Italians eat alot of carbs and have great bods overall--but that's another thread.

    Same here in the Netherlands. I actually frown upon guys who wear board shorts to the pool. Same goes for bikinis. You just don't swim lanes in board shorts or in bikinis; it's weird.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I love the double standard here.

    If a guy wears a speedo with a less than perfect body, it is gross. But we are supposed to accept women in bikinis regardless of her fitness level.

    True. Nudity for every one.
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Mankind lol
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    Mankini lol can't spell
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    An appropriate use of the Speedo.

    c9c9363db04fe322a1b6702cff899999.jpg?itok=CCgN2inB

    You're welcome.

    god, seriously: thanks. i almost never comment on things like this, but they've made mad improvements on the speedo, yeah?

    Just stopping by to point out that they are indeed Olympic swimmers. The ONLY guys who get to rock these are these guys and a handful of others in the pool simultaneously. If you aren't one of them, then NO.

    I swim in a pool in Rome 4 days a week. I see alot of good bods like this---even on the older guys. In Italy, Speedos are it for swimming. I really don't understand the problem American women have with them, except perhaps the overweight population in the States make it an eyesore. I'll point out that Italians eat alot of carbs and have great bods overall--but that's another thread.

    Same here in the Netherlands. I actually frown upon guys who wear board shorts to the pool. Same goes for bikinis. You just don't swim lanes in board shorts or in bikinis; it's weird.

    Not only that, they usually don't swim very well, so you don't want to be in a lane with them. The serious swimmers wear appropriate swimwear--speedos and tank suits.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject
    Let's just hope you don't wear board shorts and a wetsuit simultaneously.

    No. There's definitely a place for speedos. Under wet suits and swimming laps are two of them. I always think of this question in terms of what guys are wearing to the beach. Again, I have an admitted natural bias here. Speedos on Florida beaches are frowned upon. If you're in Europe go right ahead.
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  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject
    Let's just hope you don't wear board shorts and a wetsuit simultaneously.

    No. There's definitely a place for speedos. Under wet suits and swimming laps are two of them. I always think of this question in terms of what guys are wearing to the beach. Again, I have an admitted natural bias here. Speedos on Florida beaches are frowned upon. If you're in Europe go right ahead.

    Thanks for your permission. :smile:
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject
    Let's just hope you don't wear board shorts and a wetsuit simultaneously.

    No. There's definitely a place for speedos. Under wet suits and swimming laps are two of them. I always think of this question in terms of what guys are wearing to the beach. Again, I have an admitted natural bias here. Speedos on Florida beaches are frowned upon. If you're in Europe go right ahead.

    Yeah, guys on Cali beaches that wear speedos are kinda laughed at. The only exception is if they're European and they don't know better.

    You know, I've seen alot of swimwear fashions come and go. Just because Speedos aren't the "fashion" on America's beaches right now, doesn't mean that in about 5 years we maynot see an abrupt turnaround--everybody in Speedos. Yay! :love:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject
    Let's just hope you don't wear board shorts and a wetsuit simultaneously.

    No. There's definitely a place for speedos. Under wet suits and swimming laps are two of them. I always think of this question in terms of what guys are wearing to the beach. Again, I have an admitted natural bias here. Speedos on Florida beaches are frowned upon. If you're in Europe go right ahead.

    Yeah, guys on Cali beaches that wear speedos are kinda laughed at. The only exception is if they're European and they don't know better.

    I've played "name that nationality" with other expat friends based on swimwear alone. Pretty silly and harmless but yea, funny enough attitudes towards swimwear vary quite a bit depending on where someone is from.
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    Trunks or boardshorts! Not into the speedo, haha
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I love the double standard here.

    If a guy wears a speedo with a less than perfect body, it is gross. But we are supposed to accept women in bikinis regardless of her fitness level.

    True. Nudity for every one.

    Sounds good to me.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I love the double standard here.

    If a guy wears a speedo with a less than perfect body, it is gross. But we are supposed to accept women in bikinis regardless of her fitness level.

    True. Nudity for every one.

    Sounds good to me.

    Sunburned junk ain't no joke!
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject
    Let's just hope you don't wear board shorts and a wetsuit simultaneously.

    No. There's definitely a place for speedos. Under wet suits and swimming laps are two of them. I always think of this question in terms of what guys are wearing to the beach. Again, I have an admitted natural bias here. Speedos on Florida beaches are frowned upon. If you're in Europe go right ahead.

    Yeah, guys on Cali beaches that wear speedos are kinda laughed at. The only exception is if they're European and they don't know better.

    I've played "name that nationality" with other expat friends based on swimwear alone. Pretty silly and harmless but yea, funny enough attitudes towards swimwear vary quite a bit depending on where someone is from.

    Funny, we play the same game in Rome with tourists, but, as you're aware tourists bring in money, so....................watch what you say.
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    I think it just depends on the person. I've worn board shorts and mid length tight trunks like boxer briefs. Don't really care what people think. I think they are comfortable and like the style. I actually got checked out a lot more with the tighter trunks. But I think anybody can wear anything as long as they are confident. I gave up caring what people think a long time ago. Hell I wear old school golf outfits to the course with the 1920's style knickers and argyle socks. Why? Cause I think it's awesome. People laugh their butts off and it's a great convo starter. Wear what ever makes you happy.
  • sanderdejonge
    sanderdejonge Posts: 415 Member
    Boardshorts are for boys and surfers. Like actual surfers with a surfboard.

    This is probably the reason for my strong bias on this subject
    Let's just hope you don't wear board shorts and a wetsuit simultaneously.

    No. There's definitely a place for speedos. Under wet suits and swimming laps are two of them. I always think of this question in terms of what guys are wearing to the beach. Again, I have an admitted natural bias here. Speedos on Florida beaches are frowned upon. If you're in Europe go right ahead.

    I don't like to wear anything under my wetsuit. It's so uncomfy. :grumble: