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  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    should I work out during TOM? I feel all bloated and gained 52 pounds overnight and I'm tired and don't want to work out. Dr Oz is my hero and he said I don't have to because I take raspberry ketones when it's not TOM.
  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
    I have really small bones, 95 pounds is a healthy weight for me. Haters.

    Whatever you do, don't lift weights because you will get bulky and have big thighs!!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    "This in an inflammatory comment or biased opinion'

    Now argue for 12 pages.

    Op I completely agree, all these other posters are just jealous bullies, yes I said it, BULLIES. You stick to what you're doing and ignore the HATERS :flowerforyou:

    Yeah so much 4 'support' thanx babe :) :flower: :kiss: :hug: :grope: :backofabit: :gropeagain: :wonderwhyyoudeletedme:


    Lack of nude pictures?? :laugh:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    You're not eating enough.

    No they're eating too much and that will make them fat :angry:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    "This in an inflammatory comment or biased opinion'

    Now argue for 12 pages.

    Op I completely agree, all these other posters are just jealous bullies, yes I said it, BULLIES. You stick to what you're doing and ignore the HATERS :flowerforyou:

    Yeah so much 4 'support' thanx babe :) :flower: :kiss: :hug: :grope: :backofabit: :gropeagain: :wonderwhyyoudeletedme:

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  • sirabe
    sirabe Posts: 294 Member
    do i need to eat my exercise calories?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    "This in an inflammatory comment or biased opinion'

    Now argue for 12 pages.

    Op I completely agree, all these other posters are just jealous bullies, yes I said it, BULLIES. You stick to what you're doing and ignore the HATERS :flowerforyou:

    Yeah so much 4 'support' thanx babe :) :flower: :kiss: :hug: :grope: :backofabit: :gropeagain: :wonderwhyyoudeletedme:


    Lack of nude pictures?? :laugh:

    That is so typical of the female 'species'
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I have really small bones, 95 pounds is a healthy weight for me. Haters.

    But wouldn't you be happier if you looked like you were 82 pounds instead?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I have really small bones, 95 pounds is a healthy weight for me. Haters.

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    reported. This is not my religion.

    Bang
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    Does anyone know if this is clean?
  • MayaSPapaya
    MayaSPapaya Posts: 735 Member
    i'm just bumping for later because I think Mutant is hilarious.
  • Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    ...don't forget a to start the thread about your unsupportive spouse who didn't want the delicious cardboard meal you made.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    I get erections while working out!

    Me too. Except I am female and I don't work out. Except when I do work out that is. But that is never. Except when I am taking acid baths.
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    thats it , i am going to throw out the vigo yellow rice and veg i have baking in the oven obviously it has flavor, so must be BAD!!!!
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    thats it , i am going to throw out the vigo yellow rice and veg i have baking in the oven obviously it has flavor, so must be BAD!!!!
    AIR FATS!!! run!!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    i'm just bumping for later because I think Mutant is hilarious.

    Thankyou :)


    Uh... I mean OMG THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE OK?
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    yeah well I know kung fu and about 50 other dangerous words.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • sirabe
    sirabe Posts: 294 Member
    I work out 5 hrs a day and only eat 200 calories. Why am I not losing weight?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    thats it , i am going to throw out the vigo yellow rice and veg i have baking in the oven obviously it has flavor, so must be BAD!!!!
    AIR FATS!!! run!!

    SHIELD THE POUROUS CHICKEN EGGS!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    You people are so sensitive.
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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    So eating the whole chicken is eating whole foods, right?

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  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    I work out 5 hrs a day and only eat 200 calories. Why am I not losing weight?
    Grammar nazi , its "loosing" not losing.. duh
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    ...don't forget a to start the thread about your unsupportive spouse who didn't want the delicious cardboard meal you made.

    Just break up already
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
    yeah well I know kung fu and about 50 other dangerous words.

    Please I've dealt with 100's of people like you and they all run away like scared kittens.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    It's been 2 hours since I swallowed my first diet pill and filled my *kitten* with coffee, but I'm still fat! What am I doing wrong?