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  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
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    yeah well I know kung fu and about 50 other dangerous words.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • sirabe
    sirabe Posts: 294 Member
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    I work out 5 hrs a day and only eat 200 calories. Why am I not losing weight?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    thats it , i am going to throw out the vigo yellow rice and veg i have baking in the oven obviously it has flavor, so must be BAD!!!!
    AIR FATS!!! run!!

    SHIELD THE POUROUS CHICKEN EGGS!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    You people are so sensitive.
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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    So eating the whole chicken is eating whole foods, right?

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  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
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    I work out 5 hrs a day and only eat 200 calories. Why am I not losing weight?
    Grammar nazi , its "loosing" not losing.. duh
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Here is something delicious. Let's stick two pieces of cardboard together with spit and pretend it's the same and just as tasty.

    Awesome! I'm totally serving this to my family for dinner tonight!

    ...don't forget a to start the thread about your unsupportive spouse who didn't want the delicious cardboard meal you made.

    Just break up already
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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    yeah well I know kung fu and about 50 other dangerous words.

    Please I've dealt with 100's of people like you and they all run away like scared kittens.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    It's been 2 hours since I swallowed my first diet pill and filled my *kitten* with coffee, but I'm still fat! What am I doing wrong?
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    Yes but do you know Kung Pow
  • sirabe
    sirabe Posts: 294 Member
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    It's been 2 hours since I swallowed my first diet pill and fill my *kitten* with coffee, but I'm still fat! What am I doing wrong?

    I started last week with the pills and I am not at my goal weight yet. :(
  • bwnorton
    bwnorton Posts: 100 Member
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    No helmet.... no snowflake.... no raspberry ketones..... Gotta run!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Yes but do you know Kung Pow

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    It's been 2 hours since I swallowed my first diet pill and filled my *kitten* with coffee, but I'm still fat! What am I doing wrong?

    You need to detox more. Drink 120000 calories worth of juice!

    Also, Tom Hardy
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    yeah well I know kung fu and about 50 other dangerous words.

    Please I've dealt with 100's of people like you and they all run away like scared kittens.
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  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
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    Oh yeah. Well I know kung F#$* you up!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    You people are so sensitive.
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    You don't understand me as you're all fit and everything. You can't possibly relate to my lardarsery or offer me any help whatsoever.

    I'm putting you on ignore! (I'm going to send you veiled threats by PM and report everything you post)
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    So MFP, if it's my TOM should I use TDEE or IIFYM while I 3DS and NROLFW?
  • zentha1384
    zentha1384 Posts: 323 Member
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    I'm not losing any weight, Please could I be retaining water?

    Of course if you check my diary you will see that i am A) not tracking or B) ate an entire large pepperoni pizza and a couple cups of ranch dressing with my buffalo wings.

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