Every MFP thread ever

weevil66

Yes but do you know Kung Pow

sirabe

It's been 2 hours since I swallowed my first diet pill and fill my *kitten* with coffee, but I'm still fat! What am I doing wrong?

I started last week with the pills and I am not at my goal weight yet.

bwnorton

No helmet.... no snowflake.... no raspberry ketones..... Gotta run!

PikaKnight

Yes but do you know Kung Pow

Mutant13

It's been 2 hours since I swallowed my first diet pill and filled my *kitten* with coffee, but I'm still fat! What am I doing wrong?

You need to detox more. Drink 120000 calories worth of juice!

Also, Tom Hardy

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

yeah well I know kung fu and about 50 other dangerous words.

Please I've dealt with 100's of people like you and they all run away like scared kittens.

karl39x

Oh yeah. Well I know kung F#$* you up!

_SABOTEUR_

You people are so sensitive.

You don't understand me as you're all fit and everything. You can't possibly relate to my lardarsery or offer me any help whatsoever.

I'm putting you on ignore! (I'm going to send you veiled threats by PM and report everything you post)

Mutant13

So MFP, if it's my TOM should I use TDEE or IIFYM while I 3DS and NROLFW?

zentha1384

I'm not losing any weight, Please could I be retaining water?

Of course if you check my diary you will see that i am A) not tracking or ate an entire large pepperoni pizza and a couple cups of ranch dressing with my buffalo wings.

bethlaf

So MFP, if it's my TOM should I use TDEE or IIFYM while I 3DS and NROLFW?

this post is NSFW!

wolfpack77

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Mutant13

So MFP, if it's my TOM should I use TDEE or IIFYM while I 3DS and NROLFW?

this post is NSFW!

My first NSFW Post! NSV?

Mutant13

I'm not losing any weight, Please could I be retaining water?

Of course if you check my diary you will see that i am A) not tracking or ate an entire large pepperoni pizza and a couple cups of ranch dressing with my buffalo wings.

Does ranch dressing count as water?

_SABOTEUR_

So MFP, if it's my TOM should I use TDEE or IIFYM while I 3DS and NROLFW?

You should STFU. Says all men, everywhere! :flowerforyou:

PikaKnight

So MFP, if it's my TOM should I use TDEE or IIFYM while I 3DS and NROLFW?

this post is NSFW!

My first NSFW Post! NSV?

Crankstr

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

cookies?

Mutant13

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

cookies?

No Cookie Monster! I don't know how to tell my children no, get rid of Cookie Monster so I can stop giving my kids junk!

Iron_Feline

I want to look like the heavy lifters in my head :bigsmile:

michellemybelll

PikaKnight

DandelionCupcakes

CAPS LOCK BECAUSE OF REASONS I'M NOT SHOUTING I JUST TYPE IN CAPS SOMETIMES OKAY HATERS

PikaKnight

I want to look like the heavy lifters in my head :bigsmile:

lol. That just reminded me of Herman's Head



Yes...I'm old.

zentha1384

I'm not losing any weight, Please could I be retaining water?

Of course if you check my diary you will see that i am A) not tracking or ate an entire large pepperoni pizza and a couple cups of ranch dressing with my buffalo wings.

Does ranch dressing count as water?

all liquids count as water right?

_SABOTEUR_

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

cookies?

No Cookie Monster! I don't know how to tell my children no, get rid of Cookie Monster so I can stop giving my kids junk!

My children are sabotaging me. They made me cupcakes at school for my birthday! Should I beat it out of them?

quirkytizzy

So MFP, if it's my TOM should I use TDEE or IIFYM while I 3DS and NROLFW?

I'd answer that question, but I don't know anything about periods. Please ignore the fact that I'm a grown woman who has been experiencing a monthly cycle for well over a decade now.

iulia_maddie

But how do I get long lean muscles and a thigh gap??? i want a body like a dancer, but not a real dancer with gross muscles and stuff..

Mutant13

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

cookies?

No Cookie Monster! I don't know how to tell my children no, get rid of Cookie Monster so I can stop giving my kids junk!

My children are sabotaging me. They made me cupcakes at school for my birthday! Should I beat it out of them?

Just get rid of them. If they don't support you while you're loosing they don't deserve you when you're finished

Crankstr

Um, scuse me?

Has anyone here ever....

GeekAmour