Best way to stop a wedding?

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  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
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    Clearly you need a hitman.

    I know a guy.
  • SarahEMurray
    SarahEMurray Posts: 3 Member
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    Um, mind your own business and be there as a friend when she needs you.
  • vicrandom
    vicrandom Posts: 80 Member
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  • Biggipooh
    Biggipooh Posts: 350
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    I guess, she is not your closest friend, if she is acting towards you. Besides, is she forced to get married? And, there is always the possibility of getting divorced. So why bother?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Offer to pay for the Limo. Book the car and driver and when he arrives give him the wrong address to the church. Be at that other location/church/whatever, and intervene at that place DURING the booked ceremony time. Make it an intervention with many people present to support your concerns wishes and have it take place when the church was booked. When the intervention is over, there will be no choice but to "sleep on it" while finding another venue.

    I know it sounds horrible, sneaky, manipulative and harsh, but with little details I can only infer that it is a serious crisis that needs to be averted and I really only know how to deal with problems in a "call in the big guns" situation anyway so yeah, my answer's gonna be hard core. I'm thinking about my cousin and if I'd had the balls to intervene on her wedding and the confidence in myself to know he was bad bad news that would only get worse, and how it might have changed her life for the better immeasurably.
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
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    THIS!!!

    Go stand outside the chapel and blast your boombox with "IN YOUR EYES" and then declare your love for the groom!

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  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
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    No matter what you try to do it will not end well for you. Stay out of it, they are both grown ups.... right? I mean we're not talking about underage people here. You have to assume that they are capable of making their own decisions, any attempt you make to break them up will just make you look bad. MYB
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    Also:

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  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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    Hello All!

    I have a friend that is getting married a week from tomorrow! Great news, right? Wrong.

    My friend "acts" happy but I don't believe that they are really happy. I think that it would be in everyone's best interest to break up the wedding next weekend...

    How should I go about doing this?

    With all due respect, mind your own business. Leave it alone.
  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
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    This was just on Sirius XM radio the other day...people calling off their own weddings because they realized they were more in love with the wedding than the actual marriage.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I was recently in a similar situation. I have a sister who's a lovely person. She's a doctor and has a bright future. Her ex fiance on the other hand is a bit of a free loader. As an older brother I considered it my duty to make sure that this wedding didn't happen. I don't know how much time you have before the wedding but you should start planning at least a month or so ahead of time.

    First off the planning a wedding is going to be very stressful already so anything that you can do to indirectly add to that stress will assist in them calling off the wedding in frustration. I have a friend that I used to survey they house and convince them a bunch of construction work needed to be done. When they asked me about a construction team I found the most unprofessional I could and recommended it to them. I didn't want the team to be too efficient and ruin my plans.

    As the building works were being done I suggested that they should move in with me. Once that happened it was all a matter of getting the boyfriend drunk on a nightly basis, spraying his clothes with perfume, sending texts frrom a burner cell phone I picked up. They split up two weeks before the wedding.

    My sister is still a bit heart broken but I think she's coming along great.

    bwahahahahahah :laugh: :drinker: :devil:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    I know this friend. I am banging her.

    Yes, but we have an arrangement :smokin:
  • JulesAlloggio
    JulesAlloggio Posts: 480 Member
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    I feel ya. I have a wedding event coming up and the Bride is sooooo wrong for this guy..I am being dragged to this wedding.

    I do plan on getting a really hot dress so everyone can see that the best mans wife looks better than the bride LOL

    *evil grin*
  • jeardawg
    jeardawg Posts: 110 Member
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    Life is full of many pitfalls. This is one of those times when even if you win you will probably lose.

    Best thing to do is sit your friend down and have a heart to heart; delicately, let them know that you are concerned about his/her happiness and that in this time which should be the most happy of their life that your friend seems terribly stressed and unhappy.
    (Which is totally untrue because the time leading up to a wedding for many is the most stressfull, miserable of their life)

    Then sit back and be a good supportive friend in whatever they decide, they must have some judgment in character, after all they chose you as a friend didn’t they?

    Unless you know there is a really good reason that they should not be married IE: one or the other of the bride or groom was snorting blow off of a hookers *kitten* last weekend…. Then grab your friend and make a run for the nearest border.
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
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    In for the responses
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Unless you know there is a really good reason that they should not be married IE: one or the other of the bride or groom was snorting blow off of a hookers *kitten* last weekend…. Then grab your friend and make a run for the nearest border.

    What's wrong with this? YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.
  • beverlybw
    beverlybw Posts: 17 Member
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    step 1: cut a hole in a box...

    Haha!!! This ^^^^
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Unless you know there is a really good reason that they should not be married IE: one or the other of the bride or groom was snorting blow off of a hookers *kitten* last weekend…. Then grab your friend and make a run for the nearest border.

    What's wrong with this? YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.

    EXACTLY.

    ALSO, I AM NOT A HOOKER. FYI the proper term in this case is "escort."
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Wow.

    MOST of you have been so helpful. I really appreciate it!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Throw up on the bride.

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