Best way to stop a wedding?

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  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    burn down the church/reception hall/park/whatever!

    Fire works well, but you must be naked for this technique to work.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    This was just on Sirius XM radio the other day...people calling off their own weddings because they realized they were more in love with the wedding than the actual marriage.

    Who the hell would ever be in love with the wedding? These are a pain in the *kitten*.
  • Kpablo
    Kpablo Posts: 355 Member
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    Mind your business.
  • kellijauch
    kellijauch Posts: 379 Member
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    Have a heart to heart and tell her your concerns. If you don't feel comfortable doing that, then it's not your place to do anything at all.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    Get an old man to pretend he is the future version of the groom and show him some fake visions of what a terrible future he'll have with the bride.
  • usmc01462
    usmc01462 Posts: 1,944 Member
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    walk in naked
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
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    1. Pay the preacher/minister/father/rabbi/shaman/captain etc. to not show up.

    2. Kidnap the friend.

    3. Hire a pregnant woman & create "official" documents that groom owes child support.

    4. Pretend it's a funeral. Be obnoxious.

    IDK, I haven't put much thought into this. :indifferent:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Sale price, less than $100...

    http://www.chemworld.com/Chloroform-p/CH1999-P.htm?gclid=CJHY9_qyrLcCFWSCQgod1FEAmA

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