What are the most cliche things people say on MFP?

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  • Ayla70
    Ayla70 Posts: 284 Member
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    Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    The more you toot, the better you feel
    So let's have beans at every meal!


    :laugh:
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    I think I went over on my...... Protiens, fats, carbs, or insert something here...
  • j_wilson2012
    j_wilson2012 Posts: 293
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    Oh......My......God.....Becky, look at her butt. It is....SO....BIG!
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
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    Bacon


    Exactly.
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
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  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
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    This is the one I hate:
    1 - a pound of fat, a pound of muscle, a pound of feathers.........THEY ALL WEIGH A POUND.
    Because it's obvious that it means a given volume of muscle weighs more than the same volume of fat, but you act like it means something totally idiotic. I'm sorry that you don't like the way it's phrased but you are being deliberately obtuse.

    It is totally idiotic. If you want to talk about volume, use measurements of volume. If you are talking about weight, use measurements of weight, not volume. You don't say "I've lost 42 liters", you say "I lost 42 pounds", don't you? You don't say "I drank 2 pounds of water", you say "I drank 2 pints of water", don't you? So if you are trying to say that a certain volume of muscle weighs more than the same volume of fat, then SAY THAT.
  • sthrnchick
    sthrnchick Posts: 771
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    WTG :mad:

    I absolutely HATE wtg... gosh, had NO idea I had rage over 3 little letters!
  • McLifterPants
    McLifterPants Posts: 457 Member
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    7...."you're soo mean"
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    Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
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    7...."you're soo mean"
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    Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.

    LOL
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
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    I'm only going to lift 3lb weights because I don't want to get bulky *shiver*
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
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    Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.

    LOL

    I rate everybody as 1 and laugh at the screams....
  • Leslietheriot
    Leslietheriot Posts: 303 Member
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    how about "I can't afford to eat healthy :(" Really??? I have spent less money on veggies than I have EVER spent at a fast food joint.
  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
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    Pretty much any thread that rants about how something is cliche or annoying. It's always a great idea to tear people down on a fitness forum! Not supposed to call them fat so may as well find something else!

    ^^ This.
  • RushBabe214
    RushBabe214 Posts: 469 Member
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    Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.

    LOL

    I rate everybody as 1 and laugh at the screams....

    Why, that's just eeeeevil! :happy:
  • redhousecat
    redhousecat Posts: 584 Member
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    wow, it's a wonder folks get on the forums and participate at all.
  • MicMar66
    MicMar66 Posts: 186 Member
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    Ha. You made me actually crack a smile with this one.
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
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    ROFLMAO...look what you started fizzle...I'm rolling.

    And my favorite are all of the above. I'm going to read a few more and enjoy.

    Same here my friend...LOL
    I didn't mean any harm, I was just asking.

    ^^^^Thats another one by the way....LOL
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
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    Bahahahaha. SO TRUE.

    LOL

    I rate everybody as 1 and laugh at the screams....

    Why, that's just eeeeevil! :happy:

    yep, and if you look there's a "rate the person above" thread that's fairly active now. And I scrolled through 3 pages of posts and the lowest rate was an 8.
  • verbalriot
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    Awesome day!
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
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    Maybe you gained muscle.

    Tomorrow is another day.

    I binged again

    If you eat 1200 calories your body goes into starvation mode

    You have to eat more to weigh less

    Don't say skinny, say healthy and fit (**or everyone will pitch A fit**)

    Hubby

    I love the paleo diet!!!

    Drink LOTS of water

    Aspartame is evil

    There is no proof aspartame is evil, as it is one of the most highly regulated substances in the FDA

    Strength training is for girls too, look at my muscles!!!!

    I hate lulemelon

    What girls wear makeup at the gym?

    My boyfriend won't do me, what do I do to make him do me?

    I've tried everything for years and still haven't lost the weight

    *insert any kind of snarky comment to pick apart something opinionated/observant the OP had every right to say in order to turn a light hearted matter into your personal vendetta*

    Should I count vegetable calories?

    A calorie is a calorie






    Lol I am having too much fun with this.

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