What are the most cliche things people say on MFP?

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  • nicole9008
    nicole9008 Posts: 23
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    ”omg I hate when people tell me I shouldn't eat under 1200 calories I eat like 500 I'm such a piiiig. Im 100 lbs I just wanna weigh 90 lbs ” waaaahhh.
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
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    ^^^^^^BWAAAAAHAAAAAA
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
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    Fit Bit vs. Heart Rate Monitor
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
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    "LADIES ONLY!!" - another thread about how you're bleeding and gained 5 lbs. >:-(


    lmao!!!
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
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    "journey"

    i hate this so much.
  • ohmariposa
    ohmariposa Posts: 372 Member
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    anything about TOM...obvi you gain weight with it...it is okay...get over it lol
  • bikechic61
    bikechic61 Posts: 39
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    wait... We can't have bacon?
  • runmybunsoff
    runmybunsoff Posts: 224 Member
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    POLAR? OR TIMEX?
  • alliejoberry
    alliejoberry Posts: 35
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    Pretty much any thread that rants about how something is cliche or annoying. It's always a great idea to tear people down on a fitness forum! Not supposed to call them fat so may as well find something else!

    ^^ This.

    But you know you didn't come to this thread to post this, you came to read the comments...you know you did. ;)
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 985 Member
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    Oh ha!

    "great logging" or even better yet "great commitment" when commenting on the "x has logged in for 200 days" etc

    Just silly
  • ourwickedlies
    ourwickedlies Posts: 46 Member
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    -Don't eat *this* your body will automatically store it as fat
    -Everything is okay within moderation
    -You have to cut carbs to lose weight
    -Carbs are the bodies main source of fuel


    So many contradictions. I say, as long as you're within your limits, eat what makes you happy, not everyone has the same taste in food. While I personally promote eating more fruits, vegetables and lean meats, there is that professor who went on a diet of junk food to prove that weight loss is about calorie deficit.
  • fatmom51
    fatmom51 Posts: 173 Member
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    Bananas and cheese are so bad for me!

    Well, I wouldn't eat them together. That'd be kind of gross.
  • kaseysospacey
    kaseysospacey Posts: 499 Member
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    "I don't see a difference, can you?" Type posts. You wouldn't be posting comparison pictures if you didn't honestly see any difference. If you want gratification from others that's fine and all, but at least admit it.

    I actually did that today, but it was because some other overweight people in my life were telling me that I looked the same or fatter than I did 40 lbs heavier and I was legitimately upset by it. But not in the forum, on my page.
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
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    "You need to drink more water."

    "My pet peeve is people who don't wipe the machines."

    "Why do women wear makeup at the gym?"

    "I hate people who do curls in the squat rack."

    "Increase your calories to lose weight."
  • 1Fizzle
    1Fizzle Posts: 241 Member
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    Awesome!!! Some of you have me cracking up!
  • Bermudabarbie
    Bermudabarbie Posts: 568 Member
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    Personally I'd rather hear the cliches than hear nothing. And I'd much rather people just don't drop off of MFP without any warning. I've seen a few wonderfully supportive peeps just totally abandon the site. Guess they ran out of clever things to say.

    So WTG guys; stay on your journeys; and just don't weigh-in during TOM! Happy 250th (or fill in your number)!
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
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    SMH what the hell does that mean?
  • 1SlimShaylee
    1SlimShaylee Posts: 204
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    TOM
    Does anyone know of a good HRM
    Does anyone know of a good protein powder
    I am gonna start doing better tomorrow
    what's Bmr
    What's TDEE

    hahaha yup this sum's it up, as well as
    I gained 4lbs over night omg i don't get it....
  • knk1553
    knk1553 Posts: 438 Member
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    the funniest thing I've heard

    "How many calories does sperm have?"

    Cliche things:

    "You're not eating enough, your body is in starvation mode" (in response to someone who has been eating 1200 calories for 3 days and are pissed because they haven't seen weight loss.

    "I don't want to get bulky and if I lift heavy weights I'll get bulky, like a guy, I curled 5lb dumbbells yesterday and I'm already bulky" (dont EVEN get me started on this one)

    "OMG I binged on 200 calories"
  • melissair
    melissair Posts: 12
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    SMH what the hell does that mean?
    Shaking my head

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