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    Women Should NEVER Lift Weights!

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    • Posts: 559
      I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

      I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

      DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!
      :huh:
    • Posts: 1,785 Member
      I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

      I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

      DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

      lmao...seriously?
    • Posts: 291 Member
      I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

      I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

      DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

      PLEASE tell me you didn't take the OP seriously. :noway:
    • Posts: 1,349 Member
      Then I probably shouldn't throw out my pretty pink dumbbells?

      Throwing them is worse than just lifting them! So don't throw them out. If you must, maybe gently roll them away from yourself. Do it slowly, and try to find a grade in the floor so you only have to get them started.
    • Posts: 328 Member
      TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :laugh:
    • Posts: 13,247 Member
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      No, in fact, you need to decorate those bad boys with Lisa Frank and Barbie stickers, but only if they're under 2 lbs. Otherwise, the excess weight from the stickers will make you bulk up super quick.

      Truth. I glued rhinestones to mine and now I can only wear tube tops because my arms won't fit in any sleeves.
    • Posts: 1,156 Member
      I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

      I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

      DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!
      This almost made me pee my pants!
    • Posts: 655
      You ladies need to lay off the sauce. :tongue:
    • Posts: 438 Member
      6 hours on the ellpitical at level 1, the only way to go, because obviously, anything else is just going to turn you into a female body builder. I'm going to make sure I custom order some pink glittery 1lb dumbbells to do my weight lifting with.



      P.S. OP - thanks for giving me a good chuckle, today has been the day from hell and I've needed it.
    • Posts: 76
      I can't believe you'd post something so stupid. I just can't BELIEVE you. Gah. What is the... What's the world... Comin-SHE-HULK SMASH! GAAAH PUNY HOOMANS!
    • Posts: 396 Member
      I WISH YOU SAID SOMETHING SOONER! I NOW LOOK LIKE A SHE-HULK!!!! EWWWWWWW
    • Posts: 328 Member
      You ladies need to lay off the sauce. :tongue:

      Only if you give me some of yours :tongue:

      Jk Jk
    • Posts: 396 Member
      GAAAH PUNY HOOMANS!

      ^^Avenger's quote?!
    • Posts: 4,391 Member
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    • Posts: 1,893 Member
      So, I have been lifting since January, and let me just tell you-it's the biggest mistake of my life. I'm SO BULKY! I mean seriously, sometimes I'll just be sitting here at work minding my own business, and my shirt RIPS right off of me! It's crazy! I have to go through entrances sideways because my shoulders have become so broad I won't fit the normal way! And in the past week, my skin has taken on a greenish tint-weird!!
      Take my advice, don't lift anything heavier than a 2.5 dumbbell, stick to CARDIO only, and NEVER, EVER eat more than 1200 calories. You'll thank me!

      You even look like you could play in the NFL.
    • Posts: 1,145 Member
      LOL now I know what I'm doing wrong! NO MORE WEIGHTS!!!

      DO *ALL* THE CARDIO!
    • Posts: 378 Member
      I don't mind being tossed around a bit, just sayin
    • Posts: 1,145 Member
      You ladies need to lay off the sauce. :tongue:

      But... but... I LOVE sauce!! :sad:
    • Posts: 1,992 Member
      :laugh: grunt!!
      So, I have been lifting since January, and let me just tell you-it's the biggest mistake of my life. I'm SO BULKY! I mean seriously, sometimes I'll just be sitting here at work minding my own business, and my shirt RIPS right off of me! It's crazy! I have to go through entrances sideways because my shoulders have become so broad I won't fit the normal way! And in the past week, my skin has taken on a greenish tint-weird!!
      Take my advice, don't lift anything heavier than a 2.5 dumbbell, stick to CARDIO only, and NEVER, EVER eat more than 1200 calories. You'll thank me!
    • Posts: 1,131 Member
      I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

      I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

      DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

      Me thinks the OP was kidding
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
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      OP's sarcasm font is obviously malfunctioning.

      No, OP's sarcasm font was working just fine.

      However, it looks like someone might have forgotten to turn on her sarcasmometer before jumping into the MFP forums.
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      I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

      BEEP BEEP BEEP...yep....broken.
    • Posts: 75
      just came back from the store with my bedazzler....1# weights, here i go
    • Posts: 284 Member
      I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

      I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

      DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

      Love it when people totally miss the sarcasm....
    • Posts: 537 Member
      I totally disagree! TOTALLY!

      I love lifting and I wont stop! It is impossible for women to get big like the body builders, I will be lean but I will eat more than 1200 calories and I pick up higher weights!

      DO no say this to women becuase we should lift. Everyone is already scared to and you are making them more scared. every body is different. You are a guy!!! You have no idea how a womens body will act to lifting, and I can promise you it will give them a great butt and hot arms, not getting stuck in door ways!

      omg....
    • Posts: 76
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      ^^Avenger's quote?!

      ^.^ <3
    • Posts: 4,391 Member
      Oh, come on. Everyone know the air resistance you get from getting out of bed is enough of a workout for any woman. If they really want to work up a good sweat, it should be in the kitchen. Then,if they burned too many calories, they can just eat what they prepared (given their muscular man left any for them to eat).
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
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      Truth. I glued rhinestones to mine and now I can only wear tube tops because my arms won't fit in any sleeves.
      Omg rhinestones?! What were you thinking?!!??! If you want blingtastic dumbells, you have to stick to SUPER fine glitter. The weight from anything else will make you look like Chyna in one week flat.
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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
      2.5??? i will breake my nail...:sad:
    • Posts: 5
      I agree to a point... If you're lifting for resistance training, it's a great way to lose the weight. After all, the more muscle tone you have, the faster your body will burn the fat. However, if you're doing it for the sport of it -- I.E. bodybuilder status -- yeah, please don't. No guy wants to date a chick who looks more manly than he does. When used properly, weights can actually be quite helpful.
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