MFP Confessional

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  • PrettyGirlPayton
    PrettyGirlPayton Posts: 93 Member
    Wow girl...Sounds like something I thought about doing but was too scared to do. Did you log that?? LMBO! YOU ROCK! :) haha
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.

    Whipped cream vodka??? Where's the drooly smiley when you need it?!
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    Forgive me MFP, I have gravely sinned. I ate a Godiva dark chocolate covered Oreo tonight. It was only 115 calories (check the log I promise).

    I'm guessing it's just a few short years of Purge-atory. ;)

    that was even less than a skinny cow ice-cream. damn, I'm GOOD!!!
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned.

    After a particularly crappy shift at work which made me miss my second real food meal of the night, I came home and had 2 pizza pockets and 3 beers which put me over my calories by a bit more than a hundred.

    :(

    I don't see why the frowny face. Going over by 100 is absolutely fine.

    It's not so much the going over, it's what I went over with. I also stay pretty low carb usually. I blew that up this morning.
  • Forgive me MFP for i have sinned...

    I guesstimate all my portions, i sometimes log sex as "vigorous calisthenics", i ate a huge bag of starbursts, and i never log the customary 3 tootsie rolls i take at planet fitness


    LMAO!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    To err is human.

    To brag about it is MFP.
  • TxAlpha
    TxAlpha Posts: 173 Member
    forget the cheating....thats a hell of a hat......and thats all that matters....lol....
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.

    Whipped cream vodka??? Where's the drooly smiley when you need it?!

    So I looked it up. And there is an evil vodka company that makes cotton candy vodka and whipped chocolate vodka, and all kinds of other vodkas that in truth I may not be able to live out the remainder of my years on this earth without trying at least once! *drool*
  • CoCoBean14
    CoCoBean14 Posts: 107 Member
    This is hilarious, never a dull moment on MFP.

    FTW I ate pizza at Sams club today:-)

    LOVE LOVE LOVE Sam's pizza lol and their ice cream!!

    Forgive me MFP, for I have sinned

    I ate out with my best friend last night and went WAY over, and did not log it. AND IT WAS DELICIOUS
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    You are what you eat.
  • MrsShillingford
    MrsShillingford Posts: 7 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...

    I logged over 1400 beer calories last night...but I know it must have been more!!! Also, I had a cheesesteak at 3am. Totally worth it.
  • Eisskween
    Eisskween Posts: 84 Member
    For your penance, you must participate in at least one "Sweating to the Oldies" video and dress like Richard SImmons for a week. :laugh:
  • littlemom1983
    littlemom1983 Posts: 193 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I am about to sin. I have about 800 calories left, because I exercised today, and I probably won't eat them. Or else, I'll pour myself a BIG glass of wine, break out the cheese and crackers, then the salt and vinegar chips, and go over my calories for the day by about 800...
  • brainfreeze72
    brainfreeze72 Posts: 180 Member
    Forgive me MFP but they were out of Corona Lights so I got the Corona Extra. Logged the 2 pieces of pizza & 3 beers then went for a swim before dinner so I'd stay within my calorie allowance but tomorrow I probably won't be so good when I walk the boardwalk and have an ice cream cone.

    I wonder how many calories the bread and wine at communion are worth?
  • gigibenton
    gigibenton Posts: 123 Member
    Oops!
  • skeeter2584
    skeeter2584 Posts: 34 Member
    Forgive me MFP, for I have REALLY REALLY sinned!!! My calorie goal each day is 1570, and my dinner ALONE was 909 calories!!! I had TWO fried chicken thighs and 23 McCain Tasti Taters, which have EIGHT grams of fat for 9 taters!!! Not only did I leave myself with only SEVEN CALORIES to spare, I also exceeded my fat limit by a solid TWENTY SEVEN grams!!! For my "penance", I did 30 minutes of step aerobics. At least I accurately measured my portion sizes and repented of my horrendous dietary sins.
  • gigibenton
    gigibenton Posts: 123 Member
    Forgive me mfp for today I ate an Otis Spunkmeyer muffin, a fillet of fish from Mcdonald's AND frozen cheap pizza ...all in the throws of stress over buying. a new car. Oh, and I was a total. Bi*ch. at the dealership but I don't want to be forgiven for that....they deserved it..lol
  • kittenmcgowan
    kittenmcgowan Posts: 83 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned.
    I confess daily and am particularly honest in my confessions.

    I frequently make myself exercise more than I had planned to, with the precise intention of feeding my ice cream addiction after dinner that night.
  • imissbagels
    imissbagels Posts: 166 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned,

    I had 7 cookies today.
    1 giant one at lunch.
    3 on the way home from work because I had an AWFUL day and messed up life.
    and 3 oreos after dinner. just because.
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned.
    I confess daily and am particularly honest in my confessions.

    I frequently make myself exercise more than I had planned to, with the precise intention of feeding my ice cream addiction after dinner that night.


    Forgive me MFP for I have the same addiction and don't plan on repenting. Will continue to sin and show no remorse.
  • ccadroz93
    ccadroz93 Posts: 136 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned-

    I go over my calorie alotment YOU gave me regularly because its just not enough calories to keep me energized for the schedule I live. Rotating 12 hour shifts plus it is vacation season so I'm doing alot of OT plus trying to see all my family whenever I can plus youth group activities.....I don't feel bad about it at all!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Ahh screw it...

    I cannot lie... I love TnA. There it's out in the open. :sad: Are you happy now?!

    Oh and I dont record peanuts, and pickles.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,776 Member
    Forgive me, MFP, for I have sinned...

    Starbucks Oat Fudge Bar... Need I say more?
  • tammyopolin
    tammyopolin Posts: 98 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.

    Whipped cream vodka??? Where's the drooly smiley when you need it?!

    So I looked it up. And there is an evil vodka company that makes cotton candy vodka and whipped chocolate vodka, and all kinds of other vodkas that in truth I may not be able to live out the remainder of my years on this earth without trying at least once! *drool*

    They are AMAZING (and inexpensive, so double win). The whipped cream is great with coke (tastes like vanilla coke), orange soda (creamsicle!) and a ton of other stuff. Even delicious straight.

    I highly suggest trying it, calories be damned.
  • CDG1013
    CDG1013 Posts: 106 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...I award myself amnesty days where I purposely do not log any calories and enjoy many of the things I have either cut out or reduced in order to lose weight. I do not binge, but allow myself to enjoy these things. I am not repentant as I consider these days important for my own mental health.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.

    Whipped Cream Vodka? That sounds dangerous.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    forget the cheating....thats a hell of a hat......and thats all that matters....lol....

    Haha, it can be yours at the hardware store in Kerrville if you so desire.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    I really didn't expect this to take off this way. Thanks guys, this is super fun.
  • PaleoRDH
    PaleoRDH Posts: 266
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...

    Yesterday I only had 8 glasses of water, but I logged 9.

    LOL!!! It's always fun to watch that glass spill over, isn't it?!?! --I have no confessions, I was perfect all week........... don't be hatin'!!! :love:
  • PoliticalRN
    PoliticalRN Posts: 112 Member
    Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...

    For breakfast I had a Atkins snack bar
    For lunch, I had another one
    Then for after dinner snack I had the Atkins Peanut Butter Cups

    I stayed within my calories but I ate really badly today! :-0
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