MFP Confessional
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Wow girl...Sounds like something I thought about doing but was too scared to do. Did you log that?? LMBO! YOU ROCK! haha0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.
Whipped cream vodka??? Where's the drooly smiley when you need it?!0 -
Forgive me MFP, I have gravely sinned. I ate a Godiva dark chocolate covered Oreo tonight. It was only 115 calories (check the log I promise).
I'm guessing it's just a few short years of Purge-atory.
that was even less than a skinny cow ice-cream. damn, I'm GOOD!!!0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned.
After a particularly crappy shift at work which made me miss my second real food meal of the night, I came home and had 2 pizza pockets and 3 beers which put me over my calories by a bit more than a hundred.
I don't see why the frowny face. Going over by 100 is absolutely fine.
It's not so much the going over, it's what I went over with. I also stay pretty low carb usually. I blew that up this morning.0 -
Forgive me MFP for i have sinned...
I guesstimate all my portions, i sometimes log sex as "vigorous calisthenics", i ate a huge bag of starbursts, and i never log the customary 3 tootsie rolls i take at planet fitness
LMAO!0 -
To err is human.
To brag about it is MFP.0 -
forget the cheating....thats a hell of a hat......and thats all that matters....lol....0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.
Whipped cream vodka??? Where's the drooly smiley when you need it?!
So I looked it up. And there is an evil vodka company that makes cotton candy vodka and whipped chocolate vodka, and all kinds of other vodkas that in truth I may not be able to live out the remainder of my years on this earth without trying at least once! *drool*0 -
This is hilarious, never a dull moment on MFP.
FTW I ate pizza at Sams club today:-)
LOVE LOVE LOVE Sam's pizza lol and their ice cream!!
Forgive me MFP, for I have sinned
I ate out with my best friend last night and went WAY over, and did not log it. AND IT WAS DELICIOUS0 -
You are what you eat.0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...
I logged over 1400 beer calories last night...but I know it must have been more!!! Also, I had a cheesesteak at 3am. Totally worth it.0 -
For your penance, you must participate in at least one "Sweating to the Oldies" video and dress like Richard SImmons for a week. :laugh:0
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Forgive me MFP for I am about to sin. I have about 800 calories left, because I exercised today, and I probably won't eat them. Or else, I'll pour myself a BIG glass of wine, break out the cheese and crackers, then the salt and vinegar chips, and go over my calories for the day by about 800...0
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Forgive me MFP but they were out of Corona Lights so I got the Corona Extra. Logged the 2 pieces of pizza & 3 beers then went for a swim before dinner so I'd stay within my calorie allowance but tomorrow I probably won't be so good when I walk the boardwalk and have an ice cream cone.
I wonder how many calories the bread and wine at communion are worth?0 -
Oops!0
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Forgive me MFP, for I have REALLY REALLY sinned!!! My calorie goal each day is 1570, and my dinner ALONE was 909 calories!!! I had TWO fried chicken thighs and 23 McCain Tasti Taters, which have EIGHT grams of fat for 9 taters!!! Not only did I leave myself with only SEVEN CALORIES to spare, I also exceeded my fat limit by a solid TWENTY SEVEN grams!!! For my "penance", I did 30 minutes of step aerobics. At least I accurately measured my portion sizes and repented of my horrendous dietary sins.0
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Forgive me mfp for today I ate an Otis Spunkmeyer muffin, a fillet of fish from Mcdonald's AND frozen cheap pizza ...all in the throws of stress over buying. a new car. Oh, and I was a total. Bi*ch. at the dealership but I don't want to be forgiven for that....they deserved it..lol0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned.
I confess daily and am particularly honest in my confessions.
I frequently make myself exercise more than I had planned to, with the precise intention of feeding my ice cream addiction after dinner that night.0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned,
I had 7 cookies today.
1 giant one at lunch.
3 on the way home from work because I had an AWFUL day and messed up life.
and 3 oreos after dinner. just because.0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned.
I confess daily and am particularly honest in my confessions.
I frequently make myself exercise more than I had planned to, with the precise intention of feeding my ice cream addiction after dinner that night.
Forgive me MFP for I have the same addiction and don't plan on repenting. Will continue to sin and show no remorse.0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned-
I go over my calorie alotment YOU gave me regularly because its just not enough calories to keep me energized for the schedule I live. Rotating 12 hour shifts plus it is vacation season so I'm doing alot of OT plus trying to see all my family whenever I can plus youth group activities.....I don't feel bad about it at all!0 -
Ahh screw it...
I cannot lie... I love TnA. There it's out in the open. :sad: Are you happy now?!
Oh and I dont record peanuts, and pickles.0 -
Forgive me, MFP, for I have sinned...
Starbucks Oat Fudge Bar... Need I say more?0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.
Whipped cream vodka??? Where's the drooly smiley when you need it?!
So I looked it up. And there is an evil vodka company that makes cotton candy vodka and whipped chocolate vodka, and all kinds of other vodkas that in truth I may not be able to live out the remainder of my years on this earth without trying at least once! *drool*
They are AMAZING (and inexpensive, so double win). The whipped cream is great with coke (tastes like vanilla coke), orange soda (creamsicle!) and a ton of other stuff. Even delicious straight.
I highly suggest trying it, calories be damned.0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...I award myself amnesty days where I purposely do not log any calories and enjoy many of the things I have either cut out or reduced in order to lose weight. I do not binge, but allow myself to enjoy these things. I am not repentant as I consider these days important for my own mental health.0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned. Right now, I'm enjoying the hell out of some Chinese food, I'm having a KitKat later and the whipped cream vodka is calling my name.
Whipped Cream Vodka? That sounds dangerous.0 -
forget the cheating....thats a hell of a hat......and thats all that matters....lol....
Haha, it can be yours at the hardware store in Kerrville if you so desire.0 -
I really didn't expect this to take off this way. Thanks guys, this is super fun.0
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Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...
Yesterday I only had 8 glasses of water, but I logged 9.
LOL!!! It's always fun to watch that glass spill over, isn't it?!?! --I have no confessions, I was perfect all week........... don't be hatin'!!!0 -
Forgive me MFP for I have sinned...
For breakfast I had a Atkins snack bar
For lunch, I had another one
Then for after dinner snack I had the Atkins Peanut Butter Cups
I stayed within my calories but I ate really badly today! :-00
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