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    It's Advice Time...ASK THE WOLF

    Posts: 2,820 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Not intended for the weak kneed or weak minded.....also, everything is joking, unless its not, which means its gosh darn serious.

    FIRE AWAY

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      U did ask before and I gave you good advice, but that ISH aint free.

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      What should my ideal weight be?

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      no??????????????

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      Are Carolina Girls the best in the world? Or is that just propaganda from the tourism board?

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      The Batman movie made me sad. How can I learn to trust again?

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