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    It's Advice Time...ASK THE WOLF

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    • Posts: 3,863 Member
      What is the end boss of the internet like?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Is there a number I can call, for somebody to remove the dead guinea pig from it's cage in my living room?

      1-800-GetOFFURazz
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      -53lbs? Thank you oh wise one ;)

      Im right tho
    • Posts: 1,497 Member
      I want to be a real ninja. But everyone knows that real ninjas cannot be found. Please advise.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Who is John Galt?

      How have you bettered everyone's lives by starting this thread?

      WHERE ARE MY COOKIES? :grumble:

      John Galt is my hero.

      I ate your cookies.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      What is the end boss of the internet like?

      The end of the internet a picture of dogs snorting cocaine pops up and says "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      I want to be a real ninja. But everyone knows that real ninjas cannot be found. Please advise.

      Real Ninjas can be found. You know what you need to provide me to unlock the key. Look within yourself...like really within...like under your clothes
    • Posts: 1,497 Member
      I did! I found some cash in my bra and hired them to come after you. You should probably get your affairs in order.

      THANKS!
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
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      The end of the internet a picture of dogs snorting cocaine pops up and says "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
      You sure it's not a bunch of LOL cats with angel wings stealin yur cookiez?

      I'm starting to think you cheated when you won the internet.
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      You sure it's not a bunch of LOL cats with angel wings stealin yur cookiez?

      I'm starting to think you cheated when you won the internet.

      No, at the end of the net, all the cats have been killed....as per DOG LAW
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      I did! I found some cash in my bra and hired them to come after you. You should probably get your affairs in order.

      THANKS!

      WHoa, why did 4 black, tinted window SUV's just pull up? Now I have to go full ninja style.....TO MY ANDROID APP!
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
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      No, at the end of the net, all the cats have been killed....as per DOG LAW
      Oh...hmm..

      You DID cheat, didn't you?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      Oh...hmm..

      You DID cheat, didn't you?

      u can't cheat the net...but you can cheat the scale if you stand the right way
    • Posts: 318
      Why do I feel the sudden urge to CUT the TAGS off mattresses?!?!?!
    • Posts: 71 Member
      how much douche could a *kitten* bag if a *kitten* could douche bags?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      In a cermony asked prior to this post, the following question was asked and answered:

      Is the devil in the details?

      No, he is n your evil music.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
      How can I tell?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      how much douche could a *kitten* bag if a *kitten* could douche bags?


      It'd be a full two bagger...but it would smelllllll FRESH
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Why do I feel the sudden urge to CUT the TAGS off mattresses?!?!?!

      Because Chicks R wierd?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Will regular horseback riding increase my inner thigh strength?
      How can I tell?

      I can verify that it already has. *rubs side of my head* dang im sore.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
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      I can verify that it already has. *rubs side of my head* dang im sore.

      Ooops...sorry--I thought you were having fun too.
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
      Why hasn't the "Motivation and Support" section of the forums been renamed to "Whining and B!tching"?
    • Posts: 868 Member
      Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      Ooops...sorry--I thought you were having fun too.

      Pain IS good...
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Why hasn't the "Motivation and Support" section of the forums been renamed to "Whining and B!tching"?

      I just ended the internet today....gimme a chance to finish up some other things first.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Can you ever give your partner too many blow jobs?

      I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
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      Im right tho

      I'm aiming for a bit more eventually but appreciate the reply.
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Can you get an adroid app that changes traffic signals...really?
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
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      I just ended the internet today....gimme a chance to finish up some other things first.
      Why are you so slow?
    • Posts: 868 Member
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      I dont give them, I get them...well I like to get them.
      Good point. So can a girl give her partner too many?
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