Write to the person that annoyed you today!

Dear overnight shift staff:
(talking real fast) Yes, my new house is fine. Yes, my husband is fine. Yes, my daughter is fine. Yes, I had a good weekend. Yes, my puppy is good. No, I dont know what the weathers supposed to do. (The same convo EVERY SINGLE MORNING) Seriously shut up!!!!!

(Not sure if the rest of the world has car guards which get given a tip for watching your car in a FULL parking lot of people(as if something will happen - and no I don't stay in a ghetto area) while you run in to get a loaf of bread which usually takes me 2 minutes, but South Africa does. Anyway here it goes)

Dear Car Guard,

Yes, I know your salary is not as great as you would like it to be (mostly because you didn't finish school and this is your last resort) , and yes I also know that some poeple do give you a tip for looking after their car or helping them unload shopping into the car... However, if I had to give R5 every time I run to the shops, which is often, because I'm not a fan of bulk buying, I would be flat broke!! So when I'm reversing and about to leave and I give you a friendly wave (because I'm a friendly person lol) and you give me the eye of the tiger because I didn't give you money, kindly go jump off a bridge!! No I'm not a snob, but also, no offense but I didn't ASK you to look after my car!

To add to that, at the next street light, a guy handing out pamphlets (about old age homes - and me being 20 and not needing one any time soon) asks me to roll my window down after I say no thank you to the pamphlet he's offering> The convo went like this:
Guy: Hello, please can I have some money to buy some milk and bread?
Me: I'm really sorry but I have no cash on me (which is no lie)
Guy: It's what they all say. Can I have a smoke then?
Me: I don't smoke (which is also no lie)
Guy: do you think you can stop at the Engen and buy a loose smoke for me?
Me: *start closing window*
Guy: Nice person you are

So, dear Pamphlet guy,

You are here getting paid to hand out pamphlets. Please do THAT and don't be rude when I can't give you a smoke.

Regards
Resident of South Africa

Ok I'm done now :P

Dear *kitten* with the Maserati two doors down. If you don't shut your effing dog up I'm going to key you car!

Dear follow train passanger

I have noticed you over the last few months getting on the same train as me to work. I have to say you do look a slight bit odd with the long-sih facial hair and the half dreadlocks. I have often wondered what it is you do, I am guessing its something to do with climbing as the clothes you wear, always the same blue trousers and the same black top

I like the way you get on the train, you seem polite, no feet on seats, stay quiet, don;t turn your ipod way up, all things that I do myself to make everyones journey a little easier

But seriously dude, have a f**king shower, you smell like you havenlt washed in about 3 months, and wearing the same sweat stained clothes everyday is disgusting

I know you can afford to wash the clothes as you are sporting a new g shock watch today(i like it0

PLease wash mate, you reck

Dear Guy I Interviewed for a job today,

For starters, congratulations, you got the job, but please please please lose the cologne. For hours after you left, every time I walked in my office, I smelled you. Problem is, it didnt smell good. The combination of nervous sweat (totally understand) and bad cologne (not so much) made me want to hurl. You were energetic, smart, and willl be a great employee, those are the thoughts that should linger after you leave, not your scent.

sincerely,
Me

I LOVE THIS THREAD!! Thanks for reliving it!!!

Dear "thug" guy at work,

It really irratates me how you think when you talk on the phone and reference me in your conversation, you dont think Im smart enough to get the hint. Im not "hood" and Im not "street" but I am SMART. So just because I dont stoop to your level or let you know how much you get on my ever last living nerve, I still cant stand you...

Please get a clue and leave your "hoodness" on the street!!

With sincerest concern,
Me

Dear Actors,

Stop stop stop. If you haven't got it right by now, you never will.

By the way, your singing sounds flat. You are not the most important people in the building so stop prancing around like you own the world. I am not impressed.

Give it a rest and give me a break.

Thanks

Dear every hot girl eating chips/chocolate/cake at uni.

Go die.

Love Amy

Dear Sir Alex Ferguson,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Signed,

A Football Fan.

*LIKE*

Dear next door neighbours Cat,

If i catch you crapping all over my garden again im turning you into a f*****g pair of gloves!

Thanks.

HK

HOW FN RUDE! Punk . I think you should have hit him a little harder!

Dear that kid from yesterday,

I'm sorry I nearly hit you opening the door but you were standing too close. And that still didn't give you the right to turn around, go "watch it fatty!" then run off.

Love me.



Dear whoever left the puddle of water at the gym,

I nearly broke my neck!

Love me.

Dear Colleague

Please remember that youngsters who come to our workplace freely, to assist us and get work experience should be treated with the same respect you yourself think you merit. Support and guidance is what is needed not critism and a cold shoulder.
I will speak up if I see this happening again.

Dear Boyfriend's Stepfather,

Stop looking down on me just because your stepson and I live together. We're not trashy. This is what is best for us and we're grown adults. I don't need any comments about how we are "living in sin" and "going to hell" and "bad Catholics" when you didn't even go to church on Christmas. You don't know what goes on in our house; stop acting so high and mighty.

The fact that your daughter who is the same age as me just told you she's pregnant and not in a relationship is very ironic.

Love (well, love your wife not you),
Me

Dear Co-worker

Stop competing with me! Its not a competition, we are both in the same boat. I don't need the added pressure of your smugness if i fail an exam and your petulancy when I pass one. I don't need your passive agressive comments about how 'perfect' I am- I'm not perfect and you know it!

Dear Darla,

I hate your stinking guts...you make me vomit! You're the scum between my toes!

Love,

SV