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    It worked great last night. Would you believe he's 6'1"?

    Haha do you know I am 6'1 and once dated a girl who was 5'1? We looked funny together...espescially coz she had long Rapunzell hair
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
    :ohwell: Are you calling us funny? lol

    I wear killer high heels so it's not always so noticeable. I do have pretty long hair too. He's quite muscular. Does that help the image more?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    NOOOOOO not at all!!!! I was just talking about me and her. Her hair went down to the top of her butt. Can I tell you that looking back on my life that she was probably the first girl whom I really loved?

    Did I tell you that my wife is 5'3 ? I guess I've always been attracted to shorter girls :smile:
  • Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can I get a "hell ya" from the shorties?? 5'3" here.
  • Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know my hubby is 6' 4", so me being 5' 6" still puts me in the shorty catagory, don't you think?
  • Posts: 1,123
    do you know that I am 69..?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Michelle - HELL YEAH for the shorties!!!

    Dawn - Do you want to be a shorty?

    To ALL the fine Ladies on this thread...Have you ever heard this?

    You are Soooo Beautiful to Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    Can I share with you what I was asked in my meeting today? One of the drivers whom I didn't know, ask me if i was at walmart last night, I said yes I was. He then asked if that was my husband I was with. Can you guess who i was with? MY SON!!! Good Gawd!!! I know he doesn't look 16, maybe early 20's, with the facial hair and muscles and all. What do you think that means, that at 39 (now,) I could bag a husband in his early 20's? LMAO!! I did feel bad for him when I said that was son. The look on his face, I don't know if he was just embarrassed or if he was trying to figure out just how old I was if I had a kid that looked that "old". But never fear, the stupid dispatcher piped up and blurted out my age. Do you think I would have gotten in trouble for punching him in the throat for that???
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    Michelle - HELL YEAH for the shorties!!!

    Dawn - Do you want to be a shorty?

    To ALL the fine Ladies on this thread...Have you ever heard this?

    You are Soooo Beautiful to Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    :smooched:
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    :smooched:

    May I second Mandi's motion? :smooched:
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I share with you what I was asked in my meeting today? One of the drivers whom I didn't know, ask me if i was at walmart last night, I said yes I was. He then asked if that was my husband I was with. Can you guess who i was with? MY SON!!! Good Gawd!!! I know he doesn't look 16, maybe early 20's, with the facial hair and muscles and all. What do you think that means, that at 39 (now,) I could bag a husband in his early 20's? LMAO!! I did feel bad for him when I said that was son. The look on his face, I don't know if he was just embarrassed or if he was trying to figure out just how old I was if I had a kid that looked that "old". But never fear, the stupid dispatcher piped up and blurted out my age. Do you think I would have gotten in trouble for punching him in the throat for that???

    Is it possible to be stupid and rude at the same time?
  • Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Is it possible to be stupid and rude at the same time?

    I know, right??
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
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    May I second Mandi's motion? :smooched:

    May I 3rd that? :smooched:
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
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    May I 3rd that? :smooched:

    can you girls gang tackle me and do this all at the same time?

    Coz that would be really cool!
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
    Shall we each wear different colored lipstick so we can see who did what?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Isn't that an awesome idea?

    Hey mandi, how are ya chicka (outside of this groups company)?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Shall we each wear different colored lipstick so we can see who did what?

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    did we scare off Mikey?
  • Posts: 6,035 Member
    Isn't that an awesome idea?

    Hey mandi, how are ya chicka (outside of this groups company)?

    Can I answer that after my lunch appt? Be back all.
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    did we scare off Mikey?

    and Michael?
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    Can I answer that after my lunch appt? Be back all.

    You know we'll be right here waiting for you!! Who sings the song (similiar) to those lyrics?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    is it Richard Something?....Richard Marx?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    You are correct! What would you like for your reward? :wink:
  • Posts: 5,257
    Mikey has been given some work to do, so you believe that's what I been doing, working!?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    You are correct! What would you like for your reward? :wink:

    How about a slow comfortable screw against the wall? There's SoCo in that!
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Mikey has been given some work to do, so you believe that's what I been doing, working!?

    Are you back yet? or still working?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
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    How about a slow comfortable screw against the wall? There's SoCo in that!

    Hmm, how awesome does that sound right about now?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Mikey has been given some work to do, so you believe that's what I been doing, working!?

    Really?
  • Posts: 5,257
    no... you believe I am not done yet?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    When will you be done?
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