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  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
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    In a bar setting---

    Pardon me, I was sitting here earlier and I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal Of Honor, have you seen it by chance?

    doesn't usually work but always gets a laugh....ice breaker
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Do you believe in helping the homeless?

    "Yes"

    Take me home with you.
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    "Does this smell like chloroform" is the one my husband used. He then proceeded to lure me into his van with candy.


    Sigh. He's such the romantic.

    such a touching story lol
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
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    I've said it a million times.

    I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

    Best one ever......
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
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    Do you believe in helping the homeless?

    "Yes"

    Take me home with you.


    (Girl quickly walks away....)
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
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    If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?


    Hahahahaha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    That was funny as hell,but if someone said that to me they would get punched int he face.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    Are those space pants? Cuz your *kitten* is out of this world!
  • tweetybaby69
    tweetybaby69 Posts: 258 Member
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    This is one I heard to often when I was younger:

    Girl, your legs must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind all day!:huh:
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
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    Heard it in a movie last night..

    Guy: do you like peanut butter?
    Girl: ..Yeah..I like peanut butter..
    Guy: Me too, lets *kitten*

    BWAHAHAHA!!!
  • sixrings
    sixrings Posts: 96 Member
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    I once saw a kid at the Washington Zoo use this on the woman in front of me.

    "You remind me of a can of Cambell's Soup....hmmmm hmmmm good". She blushed but I laughed out loud
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
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    Do you buy your pants on sale?

    Cause at my house, they'd be 100% off.
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
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    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

    **No wait, that’s after she’s locked up in my basement.**
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    "I couldn't help but notice you noticing me over there here"
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
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    Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
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    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

    Some idiot at the club said this to me at the club and I started LMAO. Needless to say he got told off.
  • GuamGrly
    GuamGrly Posts: 600 Member
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    Hi.

    I don't think this one gets used enough! :bigsmile:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend? :heart:


    Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha :wink:

    I think its funny that you think you need to use a line on a guy. Just look at him and say hello
  • aprilheaven
    aprilheaven Posts: 6 Member
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    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.


    LMAO @ THIS.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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    Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them...

    :laugh: :laugh:

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