Pick Up Lines
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In a bar setting---
Pardon me, I was sitting here earlier and I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal Of Honor, have you seen it by chance?
doesn't usually work but always gets a laugh....ice breaker0 -
Do you believe in helping the homeless?
"Yes"
Take me home with you.0 -
"Does this smell like chloroform" is the one my husband used. He then proceeded to lure me into his van with candy.
Sigh. He's such the romantic.
such a touching story lol0 -
I've said it a million times.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U
Best one ever......0 -
Do you believe in helping the homeless?
"Yes"
Take me home with you.
(Girl quickly walks away....)0 -
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.0
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If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Hahahahaha! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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That was funny as hell,but if someone said that to me they would get punched int he face.0 -
Are those space pants? Cuz your *kitten* is out of this world!0
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This is one I heard to often when I was younger:
Girl, your legs must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind all day!:huh:0 -
Heard it in a movie last night..
Guy: do you like peanut butter?
Girl: ..Yeah..I like peanut butter..
Guy: Me too, lets *kitten*
BWAHAHAHA!!!0 -
I once saw a kid at the Washington Zoo use this on the woman in front of me.
"You remind me of a can of Cambell's Soup....hmmmm hmmmm good". She blushed but I laughed out loud0 -
Do you buy your pants on sale?
Cause at my house, they'd be 100% off.0 -
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
**No wait, that’s after she’s locked up in my basement.**0 -
"I couldn't help but notice you noticing me over there here"0
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?0
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Some idiot at the club said this to me at the club and I started LMAO. Needless to say he got told off.0 -
Hi.
I don't think this one gets used enough! :bigsmile:0 -
Hey, there is a guy over there freaking me out. Will you pretend to be my boyfriend?
Not gonna lie, I have used this a few times hahaha
I think its funny that you think you need to use a line on a guy. Just look at him and say hello0 -
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
LMAO @ THIS.0 -
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them...
:laugh: :laugh:0
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